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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:23 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Becky: I couldn't seem to get the crazy squirrel's attention; maybe you can have better luck? I don't think he is rabid. |
Not rabid, but he has a BLISTERING case of herpes. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:26 pm |
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After 11 pages of pathetic attempts to impress the gorgeous Eater ladies I decided this one needs the Dutch Touch. They don't call me the Dr. Woo of the low lands for nothing. Ok, here we go:
WOO
*sits back watching his PM inbox getting flooded with steamy acceptances* |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:29 pm |
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^^ Yeah, clogs and windmills are always a turn on. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:31 pm |
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^^^ But you should see his set of bulbs. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:32 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:34 pm |
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^^^ the PM's from guys don't count. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:38 pm |
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^^ Neither do the ones from Tulip wholesalers. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:56 pm |
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I have to say that there is a lot of smooth wooing going on here.
Sadly, I saw the pain in the post by Mrs. So and So's response. The shamless wooing that I saw proffesor so and so do has made me sad. I want to offer a valentine invitation to her.
I want her to know that I am not a consolation prize, I am a prize that will keep the sur is surPRIZE.
Mrs. So and So, since the prof started it, don't be shy in your need to have a real man take your hand and make you feel like the woman you are. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:58 pm |
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@PF Well I must say you certainly did not disappoint! I adore the gold love! Sorry for the delay in my reply, I was checking my new golden attire out in the 360 mirror. And poetry too! When you woo a girl you really go all out! Smooches MMMMMUAAAAA <3
@JMR Brilliant job on the Merc, I do like all the sparkly! I had to put on my to get a good look at it. When you pimp a ride you really pimp it! Smooches MMMMUAAAA <3
@Ex I am not now, nor have I ever been a dude. |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:04 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
@Ex I am not now, nor have I ever been a dude. |
That's JMR's and PF's dreams shattered then. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:05 pm |
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I don't know Slightly...I hear that you are too busy cleaning Jojo's pool and picking up his drycleaning and other tasks that I'm too lady-like to mention.
And since I understand that real women are in the decided minority, I don't think I should have to do the wooing.
But y'all only have until Friday because dh and I are going to New York and I won't have time to play then. |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:10 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
^^ Neither do the ones from Tulip wholesalers. |
Bulb wholesalers are welcome too, please do include a full frontal pic of the goodies though .. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:13 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
When you woo a girl you really go all out! Smooches MMMMMUAAAAA <3 |
Suck it JoJo. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:14 pm |
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Here you go Dutch:
Now go find something productive to do. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:16 pm |
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Slightlyoutofthecloset wrote: |
thefife wrote: |
@Ex I am not now, nor have I ever been a dude. |
That's JMR's and PF's dreams shattered then. |
Listen up you furry little rascal I will have none of that talk about my valentine sweethearts you got it? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:21 pm |
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beckythatcher wrote: |
I don't know Slightly...I hear that you are too busy cleaning Jojo's pool and picking up his drycleaning and other tasks that I'm too lady-like to mention.
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Don't be fooled by Jojo and his crappy "Slightly's oga" tag. He got that put there to make him feel like he's actually worth something when in fact, he's my bitch.
As for pools and dry-cleaning? Jojo doesn't ever bathe so there is no pool. The closest he's ever come to water is when I spit in his eye. And his whole wardrobe consists of just one rubber gimp-suit which doesn't need dry-cleaning - it's merely a quick wipe over with a cloth.
Really. Don't be fooled by his filthy lies. Untruths are all he has - the rest of him is just worthless crap. I only keep him around because I pity him.
So you want wooing? Sorry. I already told you I don't woo. It's not something I ever want to get into. Women will start fighting over me (even more than usual). Yeah, it's a curse having these good looks and I walk with a limp due to the fact that there's a hot chick always hanging onto my ankle but I can only handle so many feminine demands at once and hopefully you'll understand why I don't do the chasing.
Maybe I can fix you up with Prof?
Have you got a fancy dress shop near you that can sort you out with a Golden Retriever suit? |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:25 pm |
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EDITED FOR CONTENT- Jojo |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
Last edited by jojobean on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:32 pm |
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^^ And you wonder why none of the Eater ladies want to be your valentine. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:35 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
when in fact, he's my bitch.
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I knew it! Slightly is [Removed].
Edit: Upon reflection, that may have been in poor taste, even by JoJo and Slightly standards, please forgive me. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
Last edited by Pastor Frank on Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:52 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:37 pm |
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I have searched the lands from high to low
To find that perfect place to go
I found beaches pure and sands so white
All for the girl to be Mrs right
I now seek the one to offer and share
all I have found in the perfumed air
The girl will be special and she'll be nice
and share these things without a price
You will see that I offer more than just things
The girl I find will want more than just rings
I will do all I can to give the lot
for one romantic day that will be hot
Take your time and you will see
That what I offer is all of me
In 3 days time I will begin to woo
and you will see I write poetry too |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:44 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
^^ And you wonder why none of the Eater ladies want to be your valentine. |
I don't wonder anything. I promise I will have a Valentine. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:52 pm |
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^^Do you have someone to help you inflate her? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:53 pm |
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My Darling Dramaqueen
I must set you right,
I have to move and travel now
So you will have to wait, until tonight
I will be back
Your allure is so strong
but the road causes distance, and time away from my 'puter,
My darling, you have it ALL wrong
I wish I had more time to attend,
to your each and every desire,
sadly I have to go right now,
So some waiting this will require,
When I get back I promis you this,
To please you in any way that you wish,
To *censored* and *censored* until,
I *censored* and *censored* some more,
And serve you your favorite dish
Others may tell you they have it all
and perhaps, maybe they do,
But all I have in the world today,
is deep loving thoughts of you.
I put out my love, yard after yard,
tied in a loop, twice round my waist,
And, yes, it is true, love it is hard,
I yearn to touch your face
The road it beckons,
so sadly I go, but see you soon, I surely do plan,
If I can get a wifi singal some where,
(Maybe in Belmopan)
Until I return,
I remain,
as ever,
Your Eater Valentine,
Far away,
but close in spirit,
to the one I cherish,
and adore,
Oh blessed Dramaqueen,
Your loving,
Doc
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:56 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
^^Do you have someone to help you inflate her? |
Let me assist.
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_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:59 pm |
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Thank you PF. I appreciate your kindness. You are a gentleman and a scholar my friend!
EDIT: I have to submit my apologies to one Dora T. Explorer. I have used this thread to knock PF and I should not have done so. This thread is for wooing and not my personal whorage. Many apologies my dear. I had a long day doing whatever it is that you would like me to have been doing and I just got carried away.
I got you this perfect rose to say I am sorry.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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