The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:46 pm

Good morning jojo! For you:

I can't wait to see the updated avvy. I will display it tomorrow if you have it finished in time. And thanks for this:

jojo being so mature to Bluth wrote:

So, I am sorry that I posted something that made you look like a complete 'mo. I truly apologize for that.

And to my sweet Bluth: I will have something for you later. Wink

Happy woo'ing everyone! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:47 pm

jojobean wrote:

I'll get you a hooker, on the house. And not the kind that Slightly and Prof like to use. This is a real, LIVE hooker.

Prof and I haven't dug up a hooker since the "Confusing Worm" incident.
Prof's moved onto animals (he doesn't have to pay) and I've been mainly sleeping with super-models.
But it get's boring being nothing more than a sex-toy to some of the world's most beautiful women, and that's why I'm willing to lower my standards so that one or two of the Eater ladies can have a crack at me.

I do believe that Prof's not tired of shagging cats, dogs and possums yet though, so they may have to wait for him to come around.

In the meantime I have composed a poem for the ladies:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Yeah, you know you want it,
You're gagging for a bit of Slightlyoutofit.
'Cos he's so great.
Ugh, ugh, ugh!!!

I know it doesn't quite rhyme but then why forfeit romance for the sake of a bit of flowery prose?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:53 pm

@Reaper - I picked up a few things from Agent Provocateur to surprise you over the coming days... here is the first outfit I chose :

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:08 pm

^^^ Ahhhh yes, the crack whore look. Oops.....did I say that out loud?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:39 pm

How is this Ms Dora?

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

@ Murryguru darling, you have it all wrong. You handsome pirate you.
The early bird (baitress) gets the worm (big siggy).
Although my sweet dr. williams may not have the beautiful flowers, gorgeous waterfall, and breath taking beach side views to give to me. He has given me something much ,much, more special.
A glimpse inside his beautiful heart and creative (lad kicking) mind. Every woman whether she will admit it or not would much prefer a beautiful poem written just for her from her lover and valentine.
Even Harry has learned this with a little guidance from Ima. Well done Harry. So although you can spoil your lady with all your riches and beautiful views, and talk of waiting for true love, can you give her what her true heart desires? A poem from your creative soul? You cant buy true love, you have to capture it with a romantic net of the sweetest kind.

And no matter how far my sweet love may have to travel and leave me for long periods of time.
I will wait faithfully for him to come back to me. And if something should happen and my love vanishes and does not return to me. I will still be forever grateful for the short and sweet time we had together. I have no regrets in my choice of valentine....

Wherever you are my sweet Doc, our hearts will always be together.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:24 pm

Quote:

Pm to harry have you still got my old cape i need it back for a little while this is me wearing it before i lent it to you . you can have it back i hopefully will only need it for a short while

http://www.aswas.com/skyhooks/img/red_3.jpg

Twisted Evil

This was hacked by me the great pointed eared shapeshifter right from under harrys balls. ha ha ha i am even more powerfull than him. now that my breasts are growing, the bigger they get the more power i will have Twisted Evil

no one can stop me now ha ha ha ha boxer

:4198:skyhook would never have the brain power to pull something like this off the poor uneducated moron note to self must get more pills 100 a day is NOT ENOUGH

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:37 pm

Ahhhh, Dramaqueen. To have a love like yours and Doc's. If even for a short time. How wonderful for you! This is certainly a Valentine's that I won't soon forget!

jojo: Your Dora is beautiful. Thanks for making her for me. I shall display her tomorrow. Like I told Bluth, I am not ready to make my decision; please give me the time. You are both so wonderful. This isn't easy.

How are your dance lessons going?

Very Happy

If I didn't already have 2 suitors, I would show the crazy squirrel I am intrigued. But it would seem a little whorish of me right now, I think.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

If I didn't already have 2 suitors, I would show the crazy squirrel I am intrigued. But it would seem a little whorish of me right now, I think.

I know exactly what you mean. Don't tell anyone that I told you this, but I'm having a hard time not flirting with Luckey and Jose. It would not only seem whorish but probably greedy as well. Damn, there are some fine men at Eater.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:59 pm

Jojo, I'm not trying to start anything, but I did notice you gave Dora chicken feet...

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:00 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

I know exactly what you mean. Don't tell anyone that I told you this, but I'm having a hard time not flirting with Luckey and Jose. It would not only seem whorish but probably greedy as well. Damn, there are some fine men at Eater.

I totally understand. This is harder than I thought. I was also going to flirt with SSA, but luckily, Just Jane has him occupied. And then there is...well, I just have to stop this now! Stop encouraging me!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:38 pm

OxygenDeprived wrote:

Jojo, I'm not trying to start anything, but I did notice you gave Dora chicken feet...

I'm not trying to start anything either, but I am going to break your legs.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:43 pm

^^^Threatening a mod really shows Dora how much you care. Nice touch there, Jojo.....

Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:17 pm

Quote:

I totally understand. This is harder than I thought. I was also going to flirt with SSA, but luckily, Just Jane has him occupied. And then there is...well, I just have to stop this now! Stop encouraging me!

SSA came along and accepted my bribes with no questions asked (that makes him kinda 'easy' doesn't it?). Maybe I can get a little more attention from him if I throw a plasma tv his way. What do you think, gals?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:18 pm

Ladies, it is not polite to whisper.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Just Jane wrote:

SSA came along and accepted my bribes with no questions asked (that makes him kinda 'easy' doesn't it?). Maybe I can get a little more attention from him if I throw a plasma tv his way. What do you think, gals?

The trick is to not let them become complacent. Just because they have you, the wooing shouldn't stop. He should be sending the gifts at this point, Just Jane. Just my opinion and please remember to keep this between us girls. It wouldn't be cool if the guys heard any of this.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Just Jane wrote:

SSA came along and accepted my bribes with no questions asked (that makes him kinda 'easy' doesn't it?). Maybe I can get a little more attention from him if I throw a plasma tv his way. What do you think, gals?

Yes, he was a little easy, but you knew the way to his heart. I do think he has been a little negligent towards you though. He needs to step up the woo'ing. What has he done for you?

ETA: Ladies...jojo is trying to listen. Shhhhh...he is snooping!

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

I always forget to read in "Chat"....

and when I see threads like these, I figure it's my subconscious protecting me....

or maybe I'm just pouting. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:42 pm

After looking at jojo's pathetic attempt at an avatar for you Dora, I put my master Paint skills to use and created this one for you. Everytime I see a post from you, I envision this:

You can only imagine the amount of time I dedicated to creating that.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:46 pm

beckythatcher wrote:

I always forget to read in "Chat"....

and when I see threads like these, I figure it's my subconscious protecting me....

or maybe I'm just pouting. Crying or Very sad

Slightly still needs someone to woo him. He's gentle, go for it!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^Doc is that all you have to say?
Nothing lovely for me? I'm putting it all out there for you darnit........

My feelings are hurt. **sniffle**

Is your wooing over? This is it?
You have nothing left?
A big bang at the beginning and a fizzle at the end?
Were the others right darling????? Shocked

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:57 pm

Harry!! You PROMISED you would never, ever show my picture to anyone if I sent it to you!! And jojo has been spamming my PMs asking for it!! Is nothing sacred? Sheesh.

Dramaqueen: Have patience. Though he seems to be better than the rest, poor Doc is still a man. You have to give him some slack. They sometimes forget. He will be back.

Becky: I couldn't seem to get the crazy squirrel's attention; maybe you can have better luck? I don't think he is rabid.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:10 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

Were the others right darling????? Shocked

Wow. There's a shocker. I tried to tell you. If you try REAL hard, I MAY consider being your Valentine. Don't forget, we have a history................

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and thefife is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.

Where are you my love? I await your radiant shine, your green hair, your very presence.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:22 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Becky: I couldn't seem to get the crazy squirrel's attention; maybe you can have better luck? I don't think he is rabid.

Sorry. I was just playing hard to get.
But if you were as good-looking as me you'd understand.
Not like Jojo or Harry. They're pig ugly. So ugly in fact that when Jojo was born, his parent's gave him the middle name "Shit-happens". And Harry's so ugly that if he sits in sand, cats try to bury him. The worthless turd.
But me? I'm truly gorgeous. I don't need to boast or post crappy avatars or tell you how lovely you are - the reward is just being with me.

But you gotta work at it. I'm not like the other guys in this thread. I won't chase you. You should be chasing me and convincing me why you're worth sharing my nuts with.

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