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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:14 am |
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. . . or are you too impatient?
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I'm as patient as I need to be, ma'am.
I blush easily.
edit: why does my flirting keep appearing at the top of the page? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:24 am |
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I've rigged it that way so I can find your posts easily.
You don't need to be patient; I think I'd like you a bit impatient. You certainly don't have to call me ma'am.
It will be a lovely picnic, I'm sure. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:55 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:08 am |
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Get a room. Or a PM. |
I was about to blush, until I saw your avatar. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:13 am |
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Ouch. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:23 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
I was about to blush, until I saw your avatar. |
Oh don't mind me. I am just jealous cause my beaus are asleep like good boys right now.
Carry on.
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:02 am |
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I am happy to report that Ima and I have decided to be just friends. So we can both move on. She wanted to be friends with benefits but I don't see how medical insurance will help our friendship. Just friends is good enough for me.
@TS -Ima talks a lot about you. You sound like a good man. You obviously like your cat so you cannot be that bad of a guy. You be nice to her....Ima that is...but to your cat too.
@Scarlett -I am thinking about you |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:04 am |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Well then that's just sad. No wonder Mrs So and So is so worried about me. She has no one woo'ing her. |
Thanks Dora. But I'm as happy as can be. I don't need anyone woo'ing me. Really, I don't.
Really.
I mean it.
Really. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:30 am |
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Ok fellas. I have come to a decision. I'm letting the line go!
A certain special someone has performed above and beyond the call of duty recently and I've decided to reward him. Therefore my waiting line of drooling admirers has got to go. Please clean up your drool before you leave and take all your belongings with you.
Now I'm heading for the hot tub to wait for my man... |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:01 am |
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jose_Queervo wrote: |
I intend to have them all. |
Sometimes the best intentions lead to unintended consequences. I feel certain that you and the other losers will sadly spend Valentines day sitting in the corner crying like a little baby. Enjoy your cry with jojo, Slightly, Reaper, Murry, Ghort, Ted, and the good Dr.
Meanwhile the MEN will be having the time of our lives. Right Irish?
@Trixi, please tell us who it is. I can hardly wait to see which pathetic man wanna be you are going to destroy.
ETA: fixed jose's name |
Last edited by Harry Bawls on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:10 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:07 am |
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Did the toilet drinker say no, Harry?
Well, no doubt it will be quite the sausagefest. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:04 pm |
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Come to think of it, the toilet drinker has not responded lately. After I spent 30-40 seconds creating that lovely poem too. I may be back on the loose (great news for the Eater ladies, I know). How about it Chibuike? What's up? |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:05 pm |
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Sadly the professor will be in the corner pinning with Mugatu as his valentine of last year has not been around for several weeks
Cheer up prof, she may be back to be with you in time for VDay
To compliment the long stem roses I have selected some exotic flowers for my valentine/s
While we are waiting for the sun to go down we can cool off behind the water fall at my smaller beachside shack
As the sun disappears we will make our way accross to the beach
I still have some plans to finnalise but with 2 weeks to go I am well ahead of schedule
The good news is that if things dont turn out, I have my esky and fishing gear ready to meet up with Irish |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
Last edited by Murry Guru on Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:45 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:06 pm |
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@Harry - Is there really anyone reading this thread that couldn't guess in less than 1 second?
@Reaper - I'm back from Agent Provocateur...... |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:09 pm |
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@ Murry Guru
Fools rush in and many a candle is burning at both ends and will not last the night. 10 days in which hearts and expectations can be most certainly cruelly dashed.
Plenty of fish in the sea babe, many a choice nibble too.
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:29 pm |
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Let's see what you've got then.
Kate, you scare me. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:42 pm |
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^^^ the area I have selected is in an area not far from where drop bears originate
However, I find it important to set the mood early then let true romance take it course from there.
Fantasies can only truely be fulfilled when romance has been allowed to wonder through the mind.
Those who have already chosen their valentines run a much greater chance of disappointment, for instance, have you seen what a certain female baiter has done to those she has sworn devoted love to and can you imagine the highs and lows throghout these next 10 days as the Drama unfolds
Patience my potential virtual valentines, there is no need to rush, true romance lasts for the whole of Valentines day, not the 2 disappointing minutes that others may <strike>enjoy</strike> endure
Those who are truely interested in love will be waiting for the right moment and using the time wisely to show how prepared they are for the day, night and morning ahead |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:00 pm |
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^^^ WOW! I've been going about this all wrong. Thank you for teaching me to see the light. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:08 pm |
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Just Jane's new avatar makes me all mushy inside. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:09 pm |
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@ Reaper.
Scared is significant yet scores precisely null interest points.
However, some failures are far more elegant than others, but for the want of courage many a "maiden is missed".
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:19 pm |
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Harry, who may or may not have a "thing" for Irish wrote: |
Meanwhile the MEN will be having the time of our lives. Right Irish?
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Harry, I suggest you be careful. Irish may not have the same orientations that you do, and if this went poorly, that small, underused valve that passes for a heart you have somewhere buried in your carapace may be wounded, or something like wounded. I think Irish bats for the other team. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:27 pm |
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^^^ Not that there is anything wrong with that...........
But, thank you for your sage advice. I will take it in to consideration. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:32 pm |
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I should have mentiond that there is nothing wrong with that. Thank you for pointing that out! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:36 pm |
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^^^ As much as a romantic day and night with a loving woman can be extremely enjoyable, a day and night of booze, fishing and loutish behavior with others who are like minded can also be enjoyable.
You could end up the next day in a similiar condition.
Tired, sore and smelling like booze, only the type of booze and stories you tell the mates will vary |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:17 pm |
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jose_cuervo wrote: |
@ JMR, Harry, Reaper, DR, PF, Jojo etc. You have all given it a valiant effort.
Unfortunately you do not possess what it takes to make a woman truly happy. I however, do.
@ All the lovely ladies of Eater, waiting to be swept off of your feet, I feel it my responsibility, as a gentleman, to caution you to not make hasty decisions. These aforementioned hooligans and touts are merely using tired old baiter tactics in feeble attempts to woo you. Shameful as it may be, it is ordinary, nay... expected of such ill intentioned sorts to use bribery and frivolous (yet empty) promises of adoration and devotion. |
No smear campaign can make me look bad. I'm a man of much wooing capability. How dare you assume that I am just baiting lil' Dora! A pox on thee!
Bluth, sorry I took that picture of you with the banana. I guess I should not have posted said picture. So, I am sorry that I posted something that made you look like a complete 'mo. I truly apologize for that.
Dora, you will soon have an updated avatar. Promise.
Ghost, I say you drop that Ima. She is nothing but a tease. You need something better. Someone who doesn't slander ol' Jojobean. Someone who treats you like you deserve to be treated. Go with the other girl who was wooing you. If she doesn't treat you right, I'll get you a hooker, on the house. And not the kind that Slightly and Prof like to use. This is a real, LIVE hooker. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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