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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:11 pm |
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jose_cuervo wrote: |
*scuffs foot* I haven't had a single offer from any of the eater ladies.
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Silly Jose, the boys are supposed to chase the girls.
(By the way, Dora, please note in Jojo's earlier post that he doesn't intend on asking you to be his Valentine, but instead wooing you into asking him. Don't fall for it. Make him ask.) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:16 pm |
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Bollocks! That was the old Jojo. Ima, don't go putting nasty thoughts about me into her head. Man, a woman scorned. Dora, if you ask I will promise to be faithful and such.
I am a bit hesitant to even post this as I want people to still try to make the avatars. But, I am pretty sure that this avatar is going to take the cake.
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:08 pm |
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@ JMR My heart is pumping kool-aid love.
@PF I love your sense of adventure! You are giving my grand poobah puppet master some serious competition.
Keep it up boys! |
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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
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Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:10 pm |
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^^^My heart be still, my princess speaks. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:16 pm |
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@ jojohasbean
Love the avatar. The pigeon legs are the best I have ever seen.
Just out of curiosity, who is it?
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:20 pm |
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Who is it? It's the lovely Dora The Explorer. Sheesh. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:25 pm |
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^^^ Why don't you have a seat right over there JoJo?
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:29 pm |
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Jojo's picture rocks the house
I'm rooting for you my man. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:31 pm |
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@Ghost
Glad to have your blessing dear sir.
@PF
Hey, I know she said she was 15 but I SWEAR I could tell she was 18. These toys and candies are mine, I bring them with me everywhere.
Here is my heart Dora.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:32 pm |
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LMAO @ PF
ETA from what I hear, the candy probably is jojo's. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:45 pm |
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She got a tattoo for the champion
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:48 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Silly Jose, the boys are supposed to chase the girls. |
I've never heard of such nonsense!
Maybe I should go post that in the "Un-humbly" thread? |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:51 pm |
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Fifey -- I failed to ask you which car you wanted to take on our scenic drive from Geneva to the Loire Valley in France for our dinner at my Chateau.
Since you have such a strong preference for Mercedes, I thought we should take the Merc Grosser 600 -- a car known for carrying dictators and megalomaniacs worldwide:
We will leave from my modest home on Lake Geneva
Along our drive, I've requested that any unsightly peasant homes within our view be razed so as not to depress you.
We should be arriving late afternoon in time for you to change for our light dinner and costume ball.
Once again, I've taken the liberty of picking out your attire:
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:57 pm |
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Step off JMR, she is mine. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:59 pm |
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^^ Oh my grand poobear that is all quite enchanting. Any car fit for dictators & megalomaniacs sounds perfect for us. All I ask is that you pimp it so it goes super fast. How did you know I love period gowns?
ETA @ PF no one's stoping you from wooing me properly... |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:01 pm |
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Razor, with all that French talk you sound, how you say, douchie?
Dang Fife, way to crack on my weight. It's a glandular problem!
And I like the tramp stamp that lil' Miss Dora got. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:06 pm |
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JMR ignore jojo. I don't want you falling under his influence & start thinking pornos & cheap beer are the way to a woman's heart.
@jojo I wasn't cracking on your weight honest! I was just joining in your defense that you weren't trying to woo the underaged among us. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:15 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
PF no one's stoping you from wooing me properly... |
And properly wooed you shall be. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:27 pm |
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Show me whatcha got. Don't be shy. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:32 pm |
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(that's aimed at PF, my dear -- not you -- I just find it a tad trite that he is all of the sudden mustering the energy to actually do something other make snarky comments) |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:39 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I like the tramp stamp that lil' Miss Dora got. |
Dora,
I'd think twice before taking up with a man who would refer to your lovely tattoo as a "tramp stamp." What kind of language is that? It's certainly no way to talk about a woman you are trying to woo! |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:53 pm |
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^^^that's okay, he has my blessings. Besides, when a man says it, it's a term of endearment.
@jojo -you better step things up a notch. Caught her wearing this
Unless you're the Star Wars fan she got it for. I told her she was missing part of the costume but she said no. Then mumbled something about a banana and mojo. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:12 pm |
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Chibuike, Chibuike
The love we have is spooky
You make me feel like a man
The way no other woman can
You toss me up and throw me down
When we make love you don’t mess around
No one else makes me feel this way
Especially when we take a roll in the hay
Many women have tried and many have failed
Nothing else feels like when I have you impaled
I love when you smile so big and wide
And tell me “big boy, come inside”
I so glad it cost me no coin
To snuggle up next to your lovely loin
Jojo is fat
The squirrel is an ass hat
Neither of them will ever know why we feel this way
So to you my love, I say
Happy Valentines Day! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:28 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
Show me whatcha got. Don't be shy. |
I am working on it, you will not be disappointed my lady. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:30 pm |
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^^ The last time I heard that I was sorely disappointed. I hope things will be different w/ you PF. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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