"I am not a full" and other laddish colloquialisms

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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:35 pm

This lad has gone through a dolla chop, days off and on with WU Customer Dis-service, MT CN S3cur3, and multiple emails back and forth with me. I got this today after I invalidated the transfer saying that it had been picked up.

Quote:

ATTN; XXXX Fowler,

We the Central Bank Of Nigeria {CBN }received yourmessage and noted the content are wellunderstood.

I just tracked it again and the wetern union tracking result below..

W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status of another transfer.

This means that thy are telling the truth since our the information is wrong.

Track it with this folowing information to see the truth because i am not a full. Actually Mr. Kingsley, our records show you are.

Senders Nmae: XXXXX Fowler
Receivers Name:

Please get back to me now.

Best Regards,

MR.
Financial Secretary, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
Phone. +234-7041256621

Of course it won't show on the website, that's the whole point of the secure system. Hopefully we can get him on the radio show today, he should be steaming by then.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:22 pm

SSA - I'll try calling the lad for you, maybe at halftime, as the infamous Mr. Gomer. Hopefully, he will answer... Cool

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:30 pm

He will probably be up. He works all hours but I think I'm his only maga. Of course you could wait until 9pm and then call and abuse him.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:41 am

I could.... Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:44 am

If I had Skype, I'd call him while beligerently drunk at 3 or 4am his time and ask him which goat in the backyard is his father.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 241

@SlapHappy

Do you often call the lads? I might need your serivce when my vlad wants to talk to me.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 am

sir scam alot wrote:

If I had Skype, I'd call him while beligerently drunk at 3 or 4am his time and ask him which goat in the backyard is his father.

You need to break down and get Skype, SSA. And make sure you record them. I would love to hear you abuse some lads while drunk.

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:02 am

It would be interesting. Then again, my girlfriend would get mad that I was talking to the lads and not to her.

Maybe when I get my new computer which should hopefully be in the next month, I'll take some of my tax return and invest in the setup.

Now I just need to invent a character who is a drunk.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:09 pm

Quote:

Please listen to me properly, you told me that this is and why should someone pick up the money without my concept and more over this is a big lie, because without control number no one can picked up the money ok?

This is simple arithmetic, go to their web site and track the money you will see the result by yourself and proof it to them that the money was not picking up, they are trying to eat your money with this useless secure transfer, My secretary that did it told me that it sudden appear that it was block. And more over did you sent it to some else except me? Because I am wondering how you said the money was picked up.

You know that you have some little days left over now please get back to me to know what next.

Note: You have to take them to court of law for all this stupid did.

What a maroon. I have a feeling that my lawyer will soon contact him about suing Western Union.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:16 pm

He will need to sign a LOT of papers, but with PUNATIVE DAMAGES of $37,072.99, I think he will be willing to help prosecute the case.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:22 pm

And then tack on more for the pain and suffering of 4 or 5 days of clicking boxes thanks to WU. I'm sure my lawyer is going to contact him shortly about the amount of the settlement.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:22 pm

@SSA - Well, I was so tired after that exciting game last night (what a catch!) that I didn't call your lad SSA. However, he his number one on the hit parade for today. Smile

I was thinking of calling him as WU support first, as a female, and telling him that it was completed and picked up by a certain Mr. Gomer. Then, a few hours later, have Mr. Gomer thank him for the fine work that he is doing on Mr. Fowler and to please continue and get more money from him (insert evil laugh here.) Laughing

Is that ok?

@ramsey - Sorry, I don't call vlads. I have no use for vlads, as they will never ever safari, never fill out long trophy forms, or waste huge amounts of time on special projects, plus they have zero sense of humor. Some people around here might spend their money on them, but I won't. The only way I would call them would be to prove to a real victim who didn't believe that they were being scammed by the vlad.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:45 pm

Slap, that would be great.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:27 pm

His phone was busy...I'll keep trying.. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:30 pm

I wonder if he is back on the phone with wu disservice?

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:47 pm

I gave the lad a fake MTCN that ended up getting him nowhere after telling him the money had been picked up and it was of course, G0m3r chopping him again. I told him that my lawyer had decided to go to court and sue WU for $500,000 and that we would offer him $100,000 as for his written testimony which would force WU to settle quickly.

Quote:

ATTN; xxxxx

We the Central Bank Of Nigeria {CBN }received yourmessage and noted the content are wellunderstood.

I think that idea will be okey. I gave the MTCN number to my finacial manager to verify it he told me that the number they gave to you is not activated from there computer that the money was not sent at all. So you can see that they are totally wroge for doing this. So you can now see the truth that the error is from them and no one picked the money.

Well if we charge them to court they will realized what they have done because they just gave you an ordinary empty number. Yes you should go ahead I will give you full support even though this number they gave to you is a proof in court of law and you will use it against them.

And more so you have to look for another money since the western union did not released the one you sent and you should look for WALMAT STORE in your area and send it through MONEY GRAM ok, because there is no more time on our side. Please try to do send the money today to avoid any bad infection.

Best Regards,

Silly lads and their games. Laughing

Oh well, it's off to Monerygam. Think I'll use the bunnyrabbit modality.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:06 pm

^^Another chop, good. Smile

The idiot turned his phone off, after it rang busy all day. He should enjoy all "these small mistakes" over at MoneyGram. Smile

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:54 pm

Speaking of chops, I wonder if Mr. Gomer has clawed up all my furniture yet while I have been at work?

There are so many ways I can screw up this lad's name. I am going to try to get him to write a three page written testimony before any money is sent. Of course, my lawyer may not find the first draft acceptable, or the second, or the tenth.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:47 pm

Two page handwritten letter detailing his frustrating experience with the security process and customer disservice is in! It's also on some decent looking fake official papers.

I'll post it up when I get home.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:12 pm

Nice trophy, SSA. Looking forward to seeing it. Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:37 am

Here's the pictures, now I just have to think of how I will torture him next.

http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/cbnletter1.jpg

http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/cbnletter2.jpg

Enjoy.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:15 am

Excellect trophy, SSA! You did say 3 pages to the lad, didn't you?? It just doesn't seem very detailed, either. No dates, times, amount of time spent trying to get the number. He only said he was confused. This could have been from a numer of reasons, for instance, if he smoked too much dope or had a mental disease or defect of some sort. Maybe he needs a complete Physical workup done on him. Something that would certify his good health to the court and make his case stronger would help. Smile

PS: I wanted Mr. Gomer to thank him for the cash tonight, but he again turned off his phone. I give up! Mad

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:46 am

Well, I tried calling this lad as the banker on Sunday with no luck, on Dan's show. He coughed up a UK bank account (which is going to piss someone off when it dies) and I told him the bank required forms to be filled out. I got a Nurse Nasty classic sent to him and it came back today. It got passed around the office and got some laughs.

However, the lad just got slapped because he didn't pose for the picture and he didn't fill out the forms completely. Lazy bastage. Here's what we have so far:

http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form001.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form002.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form003.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form004.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form005.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~sirscamalot/Trophies/prat_form007.jpg

Perhaps we'll call him again this Sunday and abuse him.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:51 am

I love the pratforms... A crime spree is 40%. I didn't know that. Very Happy

Lazy son-of-a-bitch will have to do them again?

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:59 am

Of course he'll need to redo them, just for this bank transfer. Then when I tell him the transfer failed, or he tells me to use a new bank, there will be more forms. I also have his home address now, just in case I wanted to send any angry lads his way.

Yes, he really is that dumb. I usually throw lads away after I have reported all of the bank accounts I can get out of them or had all their sites killed but this one is special, much like Shorty. I think I will keep him as pet. Hopefully he has a longer live span than the last hermit crab we got. Then again... Twisted Evil

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