My first twat bait (On his way to Accra)

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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:38 pm

Really well done. Gratulation! Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 6

Great job! This post has inspired me to delve into TWAT baits Smile

straight baiting and my innate ability to make lads twig Embarassed

is getting boring. I lose my patience and get bored, so I drive them away accidentally!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:52 pm

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1)I relied on your promises and suffered long distance journey without food,no wonder God said in the book of psalm,don't put your trust in prince nor princeses for they will dispoint you,but put all your trust in God who can do all things.

2)I was totally humiliated by the hotel managements,even calling me many names i couldn't bear.

3)I suffered hundred percent degree cold outside the motor park,completely stranded.

4)And i sold my only phone with cheapest price to enable me return back ouagadougou.

Pure poetry my friend. I want to know what a motor park is!!!! It seems that is a common theme with the TWATs. Also, tell him it's spelled "stredded".

Also, I'd love to know what names he was called.

Congrats on a first safari. You are doing very well!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:52 pm

Ok. Maybe I underestimated the faith this lad has for the Tw@t church. He is still convinced my charachters are for real and he still would like to build the Burkina Faso Tw@t church. He even remebers the phonecall Dan made yesterday and belives it was one of my characters.

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I spoke with you on phone yesterday evening yeah indeed,my wife sacrificed her phone for me she said,it's not good for me to stay off line.While i inserted my sim card.What you couldn't understand is that i left so early from Niamey and not waited for your arrival cause you didn't make any provison for me,and i couldn't withstand the 100% degree cold outside without penny in my pocket to sustain.

How cold is 100% degrees? Maybe I should ask him.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:27 pm

well done on the safari.

I wonder if it is possible to rejuvinate his spirit?

too bad this lad failed the first test, a small test called patience. how can he be a trusted member when he doesn't have the patience to endure a few inconveniences? he is clinging too tightly to his evil worldly possessions, how can he be trusted with $200,000?

Isn't it written, that to truly understand the pureness of ones faith he must endure the scorching heat, poverty, hunger, live in the streets among the non-believers? well, if it isn't it should be.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:03 pm

I just love happy endings Very Happy

I love pissed off lads, congrats on the Safari, here's waiting to laugh at the next TWAT!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:08 pm

Great job

You have also inspired me to try my hand again at recruiting a new TWAT Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:28 am

crazy TWAT wrote:

I spoke with you on phone yesterday evening

This shocks me to my very core. That he remembers that phone call. After hearing him on Dan's show, I didn't think he even would know his name.

I do believe he is your lad for life!

Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:28 am

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However,i started removing the mounment after i snaped the pictures to avoid the landlord harrassment moreso,

Hahahahaha!!! (ow, my side!) This just makes me laugh and laugh! Great quotes from this lad and a brilliant job of it there! Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:02 pm

Awesome baiting HR...
You filled up your siggy space with this bait alone!!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:52 pm

jojobean wrote:

I want to know what a motor park is!!!!

According to my tw@t:

studip Tw@t wrote:

Motorpark,it simplly mean a commercial vehicles station.

I'm working on a new twist with this tw@t and it seems to be working so far. For those who enjoy lad poetry here is one of the two apology letters to Rev Phystm3. This tw@t is just so much fun. Very Happy

stupid Tw@t wrote:

Dear Sir,

Eventhough i'm not worthy cause of my dastardly act,but please accept my appology writting through Psalm 51.

Have mercy on me,Reverend William,according to your loving kindness. According to the multitude of your tender mercies, blot out my transgressions.Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity. Cleanse me from my sin.For I know my transgressions.

My sin is constantly before me.Against you, and you only, have I sinned, and done that which is evil in your sight; that you may be proved right when you speak, and justified when you judge.Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity.In sin my mother conceived me.Behold, you desire truth in the inward parts to enable you trust me.

You teach me wisdom during the inmost place during the niamey tour.Purify me with hyssop,and I will be clean.Wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.Let me hear joy and gladness,That the bones which you have broken may rejoice.Hide your face from my sins, and blot out all of my iniquities.Create in me a clean heart, O God. Renew a right spirit within me.Don't throw me from your presence, and don't take your holy Spirit from me.

Restore to me the joy of your salvation.Uphold me with a willing spirit.Then I will teach transgressors your ways. Sinners shall be converted to you.Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God, the God of my salvation. My tongue shall sing aloud of your righteousness. Lord, open my lips. My mouth shall declare your praise.For you don't delight in sacrifice, or else I would give it. You have no pleasure in burnt offering. The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit.

A broken and contrite heart, O God, you will not despise. Do well in your good pleasure to Zion. Build the walls of Jerusalem.Then you will delight in the sacrifices of righteousness, in burnt offerings and in whole burnt offerings. Then they will offer bulls on your altar.

Thanks for forgiven me.
Yours in Christ,
S@w@d0g0.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:14 pm

Once he has apologized appropriately, we can have the money transferred to a bank in Accra, Ghana. He can go there to pick it up. Let me know if you need help with a banker character.

This bank does not appreciate fraudstars trying to pick up money and lads have been arrested more than once.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:18 pm

Thanks for the info Hospital!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:58 am

@Hospital - Not only did he apologise, but reciting that psalm to you, he now worships you! Shocked

Not even "The Three @ssholes" ever got a lad to go that far! bow_down

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:40 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

Once he has apologized appropriately, we can have the money transferred to a bank in Accra, Ghana. He can go there to pick it up. Let me know if you need help with a banker character.

This bank does not appreciate fraudstars trying to pick up money and lads have been arrested more than once.

Yes, I think I could use the help of the banker character. I'm already setting up the next meeting in Accra, then have my reverend character to leave Accra for an emergency elsewhere and he needs to pick up the money from the bank or something like that.

I have also a lad character torturing him and he is scared that his dolla will be chopped. He never answered my lad characters emails but I can tell he believes in them. My tw@t wants $500 WU transfer for travelling to Ghana. What would be an effective way to convince him to go without one?

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:28 am

^^ WU Secure is a nice modality. Shit, we've literally had people working in WU facilities tell the lads that they can't collect the money we sent unless they go to the town it was sent to. Jojobean can get you a slip if he has the time.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:22 pm

Marvinator has a great bank slip that has caused at least one lad a very hard time. As for the money to go to Ghana, you could send the money location restricted so he has to pick it up in Ghana, at the bank. Make him a nice little fake WU transfer form and send him there. He'll be slapped in cuffs most likely.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:28 pm

Ok. I now got info on a bank account from this tw@t. But it's not on his name. I convinced him to use bank transfer instead of WU. The good part in this is the following.

stupid Tw@t wrote:

And according to the banker,she said,it would take exactly ten days before the money will clear here.

Maybe a fake receipt of the transfer will convince him to travel to Accra a bit earlier. Because of that ten days, I don't even need an excuse why the money hasn't transfered yet.

stupid Tw@t wrote:

I do all movement by foot or taxi.

If he starts walking now, he might be in Accra in ten days. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:40 pm

If you need WU Secure help, PM me with the details and your email address.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:59 am

jojobean wrote:

If you need WU Secure help, PM me with the details and your email address.

Thanks for the offer but I made a fake bank transfer receipt. It might be just enough for him.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:48 pm

Sorry for the double post but here is the latest update.

I'm still baiting this lad and I'm getting him down to Accra to finally meet the Tw@t reverends. He might have to pick up the grant money from a banker in Accra but first I'm sending him to Prudenti@l B@nk to pick up a Moneygram.

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By the grace of God Almighty,i will leave ouagadougou by all means very early tomorrow morning direct to accra So,please kindly let me know your schedule.

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However,i will take any vehicle bit by bit early tomorrow morning

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my pastor confirm the money transmit into the nominated account tomorrow or next,i will persuade him once again to borrow me some money from the isreal covenant box to enable me join the next avaialble means to meet you at the African Regent Hotel right away,ok?

He's been silent since those mails so it is possible he's travelling. He has to make the journey bit by bit as he said, maybe that is why it is taking so long? I told him to email once he arrives in Accra. I think after two safaris it would be a great way to end the bait with an arrest.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:01 pm

Did you already give him the fake slip? If so, he may have already arrived and in jail now.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:12 pm

Yes I sent him the fake slip, so most likely the first thing he did was to pick up the money. I guess there's no way to know if he gets arrested?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:46 pm

Well done Hospital.

Welcome to the Safari Club.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:54 pm

My lad went from Owerri, Nigeria to Accra with a fake slip, emailed me that he was there and then disappeared for over three weeks. He was very upset when he got back, although he never told me what happened, I assume he spent time in jail.

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