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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 781
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:09 pm |
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All:
I'm creating this thread for misc boasting of trivial matters.
Suggested format:
1) Acknowledge another person's preceding boast, and speculate whether yours is of lower, equal or higher quality.
2) Make your own boast in the form: I unhumbly declare that ...
Because there are no predecessors, I get to start it off at step 2:
I unhumbly declare that my avitar is both cute and revolting at the same time--and I photochopped it myself.
[Edit: I yeild. Tastysnack's boast is much better. Bravo!] |
_________________ Lehigh Guy - x ?
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad.
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Posted:
Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:23 pm |
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I unhumbly declare that my avatar is better than yours. And I spell "Avatar" correctly. Thus proving that spiders have 8 legs. Unless they lose one in an industrial accident. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:50 pm |
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^^ Naked ladies are waay overated, in my opinion. Snakes are cooler.
I unhumbly delare that my IQ is 141.
Also, I can read three books in a day. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:55 pm |
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I agree with CY
Snakes are cool ( except the one that bit my daughter )
3 books no prob-
But not the hippopotamous
The tiger who came to tea
Raiders of the lost car park
equal
IQ depends on methodology
I unhumbly declare I am very good at making vegetarian soups
lentil;
sweet potato,coconut and chilli;
carrot and ginger;
tattie
I am very good in bed- I sleep very well |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Posted:
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
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I unhumbly declare I am very good at making vegetarian soups
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I unhumbly delcare that if you are putting a vegetarian in your soup, that it is no longer legal in most jurisdictions.
Furthermore I unhumbly declare that Chain Yankers boast of :
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I can read three books in a day. |
is irrelevant because picture books don't count. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:24 pm |
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Ok
if we're gettting technical, tasty
2 of the books I mentioned are picture books
as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians
even vegan
and as I understand it they may be suitable to be classed as Kosher |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:50 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians |
Not if you are puting a vegetarian in the soup. Then it would be suitable for a cannibal. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:09 am |
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My new phone is sweet: http://www.samsungmobileusa.com/Instinct.aspx
This will greatly improve my ability to postwhore on the go. Oh yeah, maybe even some baiting. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:31 am |
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Tastysnack wrote: |
Nanny Ogg wrote: |
as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians |
Not if you are puting a vegetarian in the soup. Then it would be suitable for a cannibal. |
Even further from the OP, but isn't the old joke that if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:57 am |
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Humans are disgusting. They will eat anything, even themselves.
I will eat vegetables and snakes.
Mrs. So and So says my avatars are the cutest, and she is exactly right. They are. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:03 am |
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I must admit, Slaphappy, you are a master at paint.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Posted:
Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:39 am |
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I unhumbly declare that my IQ is 157, as measured by Mensa, but since I've not paid my dues for a few years my membership is well lapsed.
Hi Reaper - mischief managed! |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:25 pm |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
^^ Naked ladies are waay overated, in my opinion. Snakes are cooler.
I unhumbly delare that my IQ is 141.
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I unhumbly declare that that first statement is the worst I have ever heard from someone with an IQ that high.
I also unhumbly declare that I think it hilaroius that a group named Mensa has been able to trick thousands of dollars a year out of some of the smartest people in the world by calling them "dues".
@SSA-
That phone is not fun to email lads with. It takes forever. Unless what you are emailing is completely urgent, then you will probably get bored after two or three emails. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Posted:
Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:34 pm |
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I unhumbly declare that this thread is beneath me.
Don't even try to contest this statement as I won't be visiting it again. |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:38 pm |
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^^^
Brilliant. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:52 pm |
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Ordinarily I am quite insane, but suffer occasional yet brief lucid episodes when I am merely stupid.
Is this still Slightly's desktop contest?
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:49 pm |
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I unhumbly declare that mrs_cuervo and I started ***king as soon as I walked through the door last night. We ***ked before, during and after dinner. Furthermore we ***ked again while watching the movie "Pineapple Express" and if I do say so, the ***king was far more enjoyable than the movie. Finally we ***ked again when we went to bed and continued ***king until we fell asleep.
Oh, and we ***ked again this morning before I left for work.
NOTE *** = TAL
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:16 pm |
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I humbly declare, that after Mr. Jose_Cuervo left his wife that morning. I stopped by like I always do.
She was estatic, and shouted "Finally a real man has arrived to do it properly". |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:29 pm |
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I humbly declare that I can sing higher and louder than the lot of you.
Put together. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:54 am |
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^ Going to try for an "American Idol" spot with that voice?
I unhumbly declare that I am beating the ever-loving snot out of people at the poker table even as I type this. Because I am the goddess of all things Hold'em. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:26 am |
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Even further from the OP, but isn't the old joke that if vegetarians each vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |
People in glass houses should not throw stones
I un humbly declare that i am holding my own against the pointed eared fairy
and smiling |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:23 am |
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I eat pointy-eared fairies for breakfast.
I unhumbly declare that I write good poetry, even if no one knows what I'm talking about. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:28 am |
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I humbly and unhumbly declare right now that I am without a doubt the best of the bunch at giving mixed messages. |
_________________ x 11 x 20
"I don't want you to be burdered again." Ali the hitlad Sule
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:38 am |
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I inhumanly declare that spell check did not figure out what I was trying to type, and I was too lazy to cut and paste it. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:50 am |
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HouseofGalt wrote: |
I humbly and unhumbly declare right now that I am without a doubt the best of the bunch at giving mixed messages. |
You mean you may or may not be the best, right? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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