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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:39 pm

I've been baiting this lad. It's a completely bog standard 419 bait.
But suddenly he's started getting all pervy on me.

My character is a pensioner lady (in her late 70s) and he out of the blue asked about her hair and what colour it is. I didn't think anything much of that, but now he wants to know whether she wears high heels and if she prefers stockings or tights (that's pantyhose for you over there people).

In the midst of all this of course he's trying to persuade her to part with nearly £2500 via WU.

Then he wants to know if her ears are pierced.

I'm kinda dreading what he wants to know next. It's all a little bit creepy.

Now you lot know me. I like a bit of perv. (see the PWT for examples Twisted Evil

) But this is a bit sick. It's like he wants to shag my granny or something.

Ew.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:45 pm

He's just looking for additional way to set his hook so he can steal more money. His religious comments probably didn't get much response. Wink

Maybe you should fight fire with fire. Tell him you're ears aren't pierced, but your *removed* is. Then ask him to have his whatever pierced so you will be compatible lovers when you finally meet him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:58 pm

Tell him you'll show a bit of wrinkled skin if he starts dishing out some love sign pictures.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:02 pm

Actually my "granny" is a good little church goer and they've been trading favourite psalms and bible quotes stuff (yeah, ok, stop sniggering at the back, I did have to look stuff up - it's been a while).

I've painted this picture of quiet genteel domesticity and contentment. The only reason granny wants the money is to help her grandsons with medical school and fund her granddaughters dream of becoming a prima ballerina. Rolling Eyes

Seriously. This stuff is waaay out of the blue. So much so that I wonder if he got his marks mixed up. Actually the more I think about it, the more that makes sense and it's given me some evil ideas on how to torture him some more (he's fairly well tortured by granny as it is. She's a bit senile and keeps going out to find the WU office and then forgets what she went out for and so goes to buy stuff to make cake instead. Very Happy

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:27 pm

Sometimes lads think with their d**ks, hence why you can sometimes turn a straight 419 into a love bait, and the money goes out of the window. It seems like it may be a possibility that this lad is into the more, erm, mature lady... no bad thing as experience can be a good thing. 70 is probably kicking the arse out of it mind you, but to each his own, I suppose.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:45 pm

Pervy yep, but funny too.

In a second mail from a love lad he wanted to know if I had tatoos.

In everymail since I have detailed just when and why and where one of my imaginary tattoos is located.

Being as he was so bold I straight asked him how big his member was, hinting that 8 inches or less and he was not worth the bother.

He replied a meagre 6. Rolling Eyes

So whatever we are discussing in mails after that I have somehow made mention of his smallness, and insist on him suggesting possible other ways to make up for his woeful lack of tackle.

I will not let him ignore any questions or sidestep any request I make as he knows I will not reply until he does answer, and is so fearful I will look elsewhere.

Laughing

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Trixi thats so funny Laughing

Thanks for the laugh.

Since your character has children tho and grandchildren she has shagged a bit in her time.

I think it would be fun acting a freaky granny and start asking some crazy questions,lol...
Maybe your laddy has had a hot granny before after him and he liked it.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:28 pm

My parents went on holiday to The Gambia once, one of my dad's favourite pub stories is about the old lady they met who goes over there a couple of times a year for a "good service." She'd be seen having dinner with a local lad 3 or 4 nights a week, and sneaking him back to her room afterwards. Makes ya cringe a bit, but dirty old women seem to be up for a bit of sex tourism too.

Or perhaps that one old lady is such a slut, the whole of Africa's heard about her antics. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:54 pm

@Kate
Sounds like your Lad needs that secret growth formula made with birds eye chillies and other member growing items

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:00 pm

@Trixi

You said that you and your lad have been swapping Bible passages?

Go and look up the Song of Solomon. He (Solomon) gets rather graphic at times in that book. Shocked

You can toss various verses at your lad and ask him what his interpretation is.

Song of Solomon quotes:

Quote:

"He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."

Quote:

"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."

Quote:

"I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

Might be a nice way to spice up your lovelad life!

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:50 am

Go for it.

I told one Lad were as good as married and he took me as his wife Shocked

and I'm a hairy old guy.

... and Shorty is quite distraught I (Ludmi||a) got kidnapped by a sex crazed Oga and I even talk to him on the phone. I can hold a falsetto for about 60 seconds. Laughing

I also play the Oga who has kidnapped me Shocked

and spoken t0 him on the phone too - that's when he called me a 'pervert bastard'.

All's fair in baiting. Very Happy

Lads' look for virginal sluts. Paris Hi|ton with a bible is perfection.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:58 pm

EW EW EW EW EW!!!!

He wants to know if granny has dentures and if they come out easily for sex acts. Shocked

That's it - I'm cutting this one off. Literally if that were possible.

EW.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:12 pm

Are you going to post this sleazabag's details? He should get some ASEMs.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:23 pm

@ Trixy.

We all have our limits and he has overstepped yours and perhaps many peoples.

Perhaps releasing by PM to a few interested members at a time the lads addy may be an ideal way to give him a bit of grief.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:08 pm

I sent a pretty hard spank email. But it bounced. Not mailbox full but unknown recipient. So I sent another email - again it bounced.

This is very annoying. If he comes back to me with a new address then I'll let you all have a crack at him.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:04 pm

Ooh the Barrister is still talking to me - I've asked him if he knows where my mugu is. Maybe there is life if this one yet.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:16 am

Tell him you have naked pics, and that youd like to swap some before the transaction is finished.

Tell him you will only send yours after he sends his.

Get him to hold a small banner saying something witty or your eater nickname.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:44 am

I've told the Barrister about his "unreasonable behaviour" so we'll see what happens next.

I do like playing with someone when they think I think they are two different people.

Always mess with their minds.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:22 am

Trixi, I think you need to continue with this guy, go juicy and all... for the cause, sort of... like.. taking one for the team.... so tell him about "gum jobs" or whatever.... Obviously this las has some serious issues.... I smell rancid trophies on the horizon!

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:53 am

Wow, he does seem to have a thing for grannies. To him, your character is a "GILF". Laughing

I think you'd get some hilarious trophies from his fondness of very mature women. Makes me think of that scene in "Yes man" with Jim Carrey and that granny.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:35 pm

Come on, Trixi! Just close your eyes, and type. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Your lad is a gerontophile Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:02 pm

No sign of him yet but hopefully he's just experiencing "technical difficulties" and will pop up.

I have new enthusiasm for torturing this lad though. I feel his perversion needs severe punishment. Thanks for all the ideas guys - when and if he comes back I have some ideas on how we can pool our resources to torture him properly!

T
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:44 pm

Esq wrote:

Tell him you have naked pics......
Get him to hold a small banner saying something witty or your eater nickname.

I agree wholeheartedly. As I said earlier, some lads think with their d**ks. It seems you definately have one. To that sort of horny lad, the prospect of nudie pics is enough to make him a trophy goldmine. Get stuck into him.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Being as he was so bold I straight asked him how big his member was, hinting that 8 inches or less and he was not worth the bother.

He replied a meagre 6. Rolling Eyes

So whatever we are discussing in mails after that I have somehow made mention of his smallness, and insist on him suggesting possible other ways to make up for his woeful lack of tackle.

Have you forwarded any or those spam emails for "enlargement pills"? Then you can ask him if he's tried any of them and if so how big is it now.