I unhumbly declare...

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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:09 pm

All:

I'm creating this thread for misc boasting of trivial matters.

Suggested format:

1) Acknowledge another person's preceding boast, and speculate whether yours is of lower, equal or higher quality.

2) Make your own boast in the form: I unhumbly declare that ...

Because there are no predecessors, I get to start it off at step 2:

I unhumbly declare that my avitar is both cute and revolting at the same time--and I photochopped it myself.

[Edit: I yeild. Tastysnack's boast is much better. Bravo!]

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I unhumbly declare that my avatar is better than yours. And I spell "Avatar" correctly. Thus proving that spiders have 8 legs. Unless they lose one in an industrial accident.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:50 pm

^^ Naked ladies are waay overated, in my opinion. Snakes are cooler.

I unhumbly delare that my IQ is 141.

Also, I can read three books in a day.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^
I agree with CY

Snakes are cool ( except the one that bit my daughter )
3 books no prob-

But not the hippopotamous
The tiger who came to tea
Raiders of the lost car park
Laughing

equal

IQ depends on methodology

I unhumbly declare I am very good at making vegetarian soups
lentil;
sweet potato,coconut and chilli;
carrot and ginger;
tattie

I am very good in bed- I sleep very well

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Nanny Ogg wrote:

^
I unhumbly declare I am very good at making vegetarian soups

I unhumbly delcare that if you are putting a vegetarian in your soup, that it is no longer legal in most jurisdictions.

Furthermore I unhumbly declare that Chain Yankers boast of :

Quote:

I can read three books in a day.

is irrelevant because picture books don't count.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Ok
if we're gettting technical, tasty
2 of the books I mentioned are picture books Rolling Eyes

as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians Rolling Eyes

even vegan
and as I understand it they may be suitable to be classed as Kosher

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Nanny Ogg wrote:

as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians

Not if you are puting a vegetarian in the soup. Then it would be suitable for a cannibal.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:09 am

My new phone is sweet: http://www.samsungmobileusa.com/Instinct.aspx

This will greatly improve my ability to postwhore on the go. Oh yeah, maybe even some baiting.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:31 am

Tastysnack wrote:

Nanny Ogg wrote:

as to my soups they are suitable for vegetarians

Not if you are puting a vegetarian in the soup. Then it would be suitable for a cannibal.

Even further from the OP, but isn't the old joke that if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:57 am

Humans are disgusting. They will eat anything, even themselves.
I will eat vegetables and snakes.
Mrs. So and So says my avatars are the cutest, and she is exactly right. They are. Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:03 am

I must admit, Slaphappy, you are a master at paint. Laughing

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:39 am

I unhumbly declare that my IQ is 157, as measured by Mensa, but since I've not paid my dues for a few years my membership is well lapsed.

Hi Reaper - mischief managed!

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:25 pm

ChainYanker wrote:

^^ Naked ladies are waay overated, in my opinion. Snakes are cooler.

I unhumbly delare that my IQ is 141.

I unhumbly declare that that first statement is the worst I have ever heard from someone with an IQ that high.

I also unhumbly declare that I think it hilaroius that a group named Mensa has been able to trick thousands of dollars a year out of some of the smartest people in the world by calling them "dues". Laughing

@SSA-

That phone is not fun to email lads with. It takes forever. Unless what you are emailing is completely urgent, then you will probably get bored after two or three emails.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:34 pm

I unhumbly declare that this thread is beneath me.

Don't even try to contest this statement as I won't be visiting it again.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:38 pm

^^^

Brilliant.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:52 pm

Ordinarily I am quite insane, but suffer occasional yet brief lucid episodes when I am merely stupid.

Is this still Slightly's desktop contest?

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:49 pm

I unhumbly declare that mrs_cuervo and I started ***king as soon as I walked through the door last night. We ***ked before, during and after dinner. Furthermore we ***ked again while watching the movie "Pineapple Express" and if I do say so, the ***king was far more enjoyable than the movie. Finally we ***ked again when we went to bed and continued ***king until we fell asleep.

Oh, and we ***ked again this morning before I left for work. Wink

NOTE

*** = TAL
perverts

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I humbly declare, that after Mr. Jose_Cuervo left his wife that morning. I stopped by like I always do.

She was estatic, and shouted "Finally a real man has arrived to do it properly".

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:29 pm

I humbly declare that I can sing higher and louder than the lot of you.

Put together.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:54 am

^ Going to try for an "American Idol" spot with that voice? Smile

I unhumbly declare that I am beating the ever-loving snot out of people at the poker table even as I type this. Because I am the goddess of all things Hold'em. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:26 am

Quote:

Even further from the OP, but isn't the old joke that if vegetarians each vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

People in glass houses should not throw stones Wink

I un humbly declare that i am holding my own against the pointed eared fairy Wink

and smiling

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:23 am

I eat pointy-eared fairies for breakfast.

I unhumbly declare that I write good poetry, even if no one knows what I'm talking about.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:28 am

I humbly and unhumbly declare right now that I am without a doubt the best of the bunch at giving mixed messages.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I inhumanly declare that spell check did not figure out what I was trying to type, and I was too lazy to cut and paste it.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:50 am

HouseofGalt wrote:

I humbly and unhumbly declare right now that I am without a doubt the best of the bunch at giving mixed messages.

You mean you may or may not be the best, right? Wink