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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:15 pm

After numerous failed attempts to send our poor incarcerated diplomat money through MG. We have resolved to use WU.
But because this money is being used to spring a foreign official, M7CN S3cur3 is an absolute necessity.

Lad seems ok with the idea now. Wonder how long that will last. Very Happy

lad wrote:

Go through the w3stern 0nion and ask them to tell you how you'll direct the receiver to retrieve the fund from their s3cure website and I'll do that from my side when you tell me how to do it.

It's soooooo easy Sgt J0nes, a caveman could do it! Laughing

TALLY: 1998

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:48 pm

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:59:26 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:46:09 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 121
Total Refreshes: 29
Completed the Process?: no

And the wimp immediately sends off an email to support. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

I have been trying to retrieve the M7CN s3cure code from your site and i am=
having problem doing that. I was sent this by Rich*rd P*rson. Please can y=
ou send me the numbers immediately

Ummmmmmm.... NO!

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:59 pm

He will never make Master Sergeant at that rate.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:07 pm

support wrote:

Dear Mr. xxxxx

First off I would like to thank you for using M7CN S*cure services
and for choosing W*stern 0nion for all your money transfer needs.

I apologize for any difficulties you may be experiencing.
But you must understand that our M7CN S3cure system now has the M7CN
code. I cannot give it to you as it is not accessible to myself or any
other persons at this time.

The process must be completed in order to reveal the correct M7CN numbers.

Thank you for contacting us at Supp0rt@*****e.la. We appreciate your
business
and hope you will always choose M7CN S3cure for all your S3cure money
transfer needs.

No we wait.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:13 pm

He's back. Very Happy

*edit*

Must really be enjoying this timeless fun! I haven't heard a peep from him in quite a while!

Quote:

Current Server Time: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:36:15 -0500

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:09:18 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:36:14 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 243
Total Refreshes: 35
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:16 pm

Looks like he's called it quits for the day. Slacker.

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:09:18 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:11:32 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 341
Total Refreshes: 36
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:15 pm

Quote:

I never knew the computer would email me the number so I stopped when I was seeing the numbers clearly. I'll have to start all over again now.

Thanks.

Yes you most certainly will J0nes. I almost wish I hadn't set up the "frustrate lad" option. Seems so heartless to know that he has NO hope.. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:09 pm

This is great! I've tried this modality on a few lads and they all twigged. I'm so glad to see it is working so well. Bravo, and keep it up. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:24 pm

This lad is indeed, one of a kind. He's at it again. Very Happy

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:03:27 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:17:42 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 351
Total Refreshes: 36
Completed the Process?: no

He asked me to help him with it and I told him that I was having problems with my computer being able to view the website.
Also asked him if he knew anything about pc's and could help me fix my computer so that I could help him retrieve the M7CN from the site.

He responded.

lad wrote:

Hello

I really do not know much about computer but I guess I'm just fortunate to be able to get to the westrn union secured site.

Take care.

Yes my dear friend, you have no idea just how "fortunate" you are. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:01 pm

Thank God for dumb lads. Sounds like you have a very special one there. If and when he twigs, you can always turn around and bait him with a new address and modality to start his suffering all over again.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:13 pm

@SSA
Yes this lad is VERY special. I've been refreshing the admin page on M7CN S3cure all day and laughing maniacally.

He got close to finishing the process and the good ol' "frustrate your lad" option kicked in and slapped him back to the beginning. So he sends this off to the support adress.

lad wrote:

Please when the process completes how do I know. Moreover any mistake means I have to start all over. I have been doing this all day! Please let me know how i'd know if it's complete.

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:13:29 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:15:08 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 468
Total Refreshes: 41
Completed the Process?: no

He's trying again.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:22 pm

Surely when he completes the thing a large breasted female will appear, like out of a birthday cake, plant kisses onto his tormented brow and have the dollar bills poking out from her ample cleavage for him to.......

Sorry I was forgetting you chose the frustrate option.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:30 pm

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:13:29 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:30:51 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 511
Total Refreshes: 43
Completed the Process?: no

That's over 400 clicks just today. This lad has to be going bald by now.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:13 pm

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:06:50 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:44:17 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 151
Total Refreshes: 28
Completed the Process?: no

He started on this almost 48 hours ago. I need to slap him for being lazy. He's trying to do everything he can to get out of it.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:16 pm

@SSA
I think it took him a little while to figure out just how to do it.
I wasn't of any help to him seeing as my outdated little laptop can't view the S3cure website.

He's still going at it though. I respect his tenacity. Very Happy

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:13:29 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:15:25 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 614
Total Refreshes: 44
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:19 pm

Tsk blah, you wouldn't want this to happen to him now, would you?

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:24 pm

^^^

If I managed to do that to ANY lad I would demand that the mods give me my own custom siggy icon! Laughing

Headlines wrote:

Nigerian man has heart attack and dies due to W3stern Onion website!

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:49 am

rofl

Quote:

Please is there no way you can give the M7CN to R1ch4rd P4rson. This process is absolutely embarassing. I can't just get it. I keep missing it when I'm almost done. What can I do right now. Can I ask Rich*rd to come get the code from you?

This just makes me chuckle. Laughing

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:13:29 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:44:09 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 786
Total Refreshes: 46
Completed the Process?: no

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:12 am

Great lad there, blah. Maybe he'll even break Roger The Cabin Boy's lad record of over 2,000 clicks. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:15 am

At the rate he's going he just may.

However, his click/support complaint ratio is a little skewed.

BUT, he's still at it! Laughing

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:54:34 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:14:54 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 832
Total Refreshes: 48
Completed the Process?: no

*edit*

He's burning up the support address! Very Happy

Quote:

Sir

I understand you're doing your work but please W3stern 0nion should look for a better process of retrieving this code because it's just unfair that after going through almost all the process just one mistake makes you start all over. This is not fair. We all do not see well. This process is just absurd because you have to start over and over.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:10 am

Quote:

it's just unfair

Life's like that, boi! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:49 am

He's STILL at it! Laughing

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:54:34 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:49:43 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 1120
Total Refreshes: 51
Completed the Process?: no

*edit*

Still there! I've got a firecracker here folks! Very Happy

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:54:34 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:30:12 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 1255
Total Refreshes: 53
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:41 am

Well I think this is it for the night folks. He stopped clicking a little while ago.

I'll be sure to get him moving again in the morning. Very Happy

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:54:34 -0500
Time of last Box click: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:21:56 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 1435
Total Refreshes: 60
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:16 am

I'm hoping to see that record smashed. I'm back online in six hours, hopefully it'll be done by then Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:11 pm

Well this seems to be where he gave up and sent me a bank account.

Account forwarded to alan for killing. Very Happy

Quote:

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:55:54 -0500
Time of last Box click: Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:20:05 -0500
Total Correct boxes clicked: 1997
Total Refreshes: 74
Completed the Process?: no

Will see if I can get him moving on it again though. Maybe a new ID is in order. Laughing

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