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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:13 pm |
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Snippets of an email from the nurse of a dying cancer patient who wants my help in ....well, you know....
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Dear in Christ,
Jesus loves you.
I don't know if this my latter will come to you as a surprise, but i will like to introduce my self to you before any other thing. I am Mr.John k0ne a nurse brother... blah blah blah blah... I am also the one that is helping Sister Madam Mabel J0hnson to write to you at the hospital with her computer lap top .
Today i have a very bad new to you, Do you know that our beloved in Christan, Sister Madam Mabel Johns0n is know unconscious (comer) that is after a protracts major operation she head 6 days ago, Please your entire family's should pray for her to come back to life. i will still be giving you feedback about her from this my private email.
I will like you to reply to me immediately you gut my mail so that i will know that you have understood whom i am.
Her funeral will come up soon.
Tell me in your next mail if you have contacted the bank of Africa?
Thanks Yours Little Sister
Mr.John K0ne. |
Cripes, do you think they could at least wait until she dies to bury her?
This lad is going to be fun. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:58 pm |
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She must be pretty important in order to have two titles like that! |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
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M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Sister Madam Mabel Johns0n is know unconscious .... Please your entire family's should pray for her to come back to life .... Her funeral will come up soon. |
I love his lack of faith in the power of prayer! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:13 pm |
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a protracts major operation |
Prostate |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:50 am |
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Thanks Yours Little Sister
Mr.John K0ne. |
"Sister" Mr. John? |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:50 am |
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Sister Madam... She's a nun who doubles as a brothel owner! Heidi Fleiss has nothing on this one |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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