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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:09 pm

As for Anthony(Becky), I guess that he's somehow realized that MM isn't all it appears to be. I hope he got some nagging and complaints from his 9 models when he told them that the promises of stardom, etc, were empty.

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:51 pm

So much for our quality lad, Ubah Er1c lI0bah:

Quote:

Hello Randy O,

Many thanks for your email, but the application has been sent to you with m
y full personal information. and for me to print others and scan them befor
e sending will cost me more money, about ten pages, i did not have even pri
nting machine or scanning machine, i spent a lot of money to do that outsid
e, To communicate with you people daily is very important.

Sir, i want to know if your Company have accepted my application, i also se
nt some photos to you as you requested have you receive any or not, i will
like to travel to see you in person but i did not have money to sponsor my
self, i only have an International Passport which i sent to you.

I hope you people will help me for my ticket fee, i expect that you will do
it for me so that i will be looking for my visiting visas money. i has dec
ided to work with you people but mobilization fee is what i lacked for now.
if you can not pay all the fee ones but try to send some part of the money
to me this week.

Finally, Please inform me when will the ticket money will be ready for me t
o pick up, please pay through Western Union Money transfer or Money gram.

It is my pleasure to see that i do every within my reach to ensure we work
together as one body, Please ensure you work with this payment information.

1, Receivers name U E I

2 Location Lagos Nigeria

3, Text question. What is your name

4, Text answer Ubah

Thanks.

Yaaaawn !

So he gets my prewritten dribble (also known as "Randy-email number 8") for hard and stubborn non-form doers (with the OF-paragraph that I consider a "classic"):

Quote:

Hi there Ub4h iI0ba ,
Like Jack told you before, Sir, what I need you to do is complete the application sheets and return it to me.
Once that is completed, we will review the details and release the $5,000.00 advance to you in between 48 working hours.

Money, of course, I understand your concerns. I assure you the process of application will cost you absolutely nothing.

After having been accepted, you will receive a first check of approximately 5,000 $ for your first expenses, like ticket fare, and a first set of high-quality underwear.

You will have to submit the complete application first. Don´t you accept these perfectly favorable conditions?

Have you downloaded it?
>link<
The forms are necessary, together with the advertisements, they form as a basis what we will be showing to potential customers. While you will receive your Western Union cash salary from us, we have to undergo all entrepeneural negotiations and are therefore waiting for the best you can produce for your own further career.
I truly look forward to working with you.
We will be indirectly assisting your original business proposition because if you agree to act as an agent for our company, you will be getting a form and a contract with 7,000 $ for a start and then 10,000 $ for each artist you are able to recommend to our agency.

If you need more information, please do write back to me tomorrow.

You can visit our website in the meantime.

We hope this arrangement will be for our mutual benefit.
We will be looking forward to greeting you as our guest - at our expenses - at the Penjabi Extravaganza!
I congratulate you to your decision on acception our donation offer. We only need the form.
Have you downloaded it?
>link<
Now the OF-paragraph starting here :
I understand your situation and I appreciate that you want to do your best, but please understand that presenting yourself as a helpless beggar who can't overcome the smallest of challenges is not going to look very promising to anyone who wishes to employ you in a job where larger challenges are part of the everyday tasks. If you are serious and you are not simply trying to scam my company with very weak and feeble excuses, then you will find a way to show that, yes, you are a man who can think and act his way out of troublesome situations without whining and crying for help at the smallest sign of trouble.

I look forward to receiving your completed application form.
From what we have seen, we are 100% certain that you are worthy of full service of M00seknuckles Modelling Agency.
It sounds like you would be a beneficial addition to our company.

Raise ducks for quack profit.
See you later

RandaII O

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:40 am

^^^ Coming from the other side of Eric, his "friend" the great Doctor Uju M4du, has just written to Jack to tell him...

Lad wrote:

Dear Partner jack,

Thanks for your email, i called him some couples of hours ago, he told me that he is yet to complete his application form, but promised to do so.

In case you what to know more about him from your workers you are very free to do that as soon as possible, but the young man is 100% serious toward your Company.

Thanks,

Dr, Uju M4du.

He's 100% serious, is he? We'll see...

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:58 am

A new lad, Nelson Kayn0ute...

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack.

I am Nelson i have been corresponding with Mr Randle over the possibility of beeing your modeling outfits agent in your bid to have your presence felt in some countries of Africa.He hinted i should get in touch with.

Nelson

I guess he's already had the intro stuff from Frumpy's scripted auto-baiter, so let's get straight to business with him.

Jack wrote:

Dear Nelson,

Thank you for your message. I hope that Randa11 treated you well.

Have you read through our brochure? If not, then find it attached (in PDF format) to this email.
Also, I have attached an application form for if you wish to be an agent. Our agents do two main duties:
1. They scout around for new photographic models that can be registered with M00seknuckle Modeling. This will involve simply looking around where you live and work, but also attending beauty contests, modeling events, and anywhere that you think a lot of people will be gathered who are interested in becoming photo models with us.
2. Managing the models that you find. This will involve receiving a list of photographic jobs that we are currently planning and you matching any of your registered models to those jobs and putting their names forward to us for consideration. Also, any fees that are paid for your models that we use for photographic work will be paid to you for distribution to the relevant models. From which you are entitled to take your commission percentage.

Please take your time to complete the answers on the form, since it is quality that we prize highest at MM, and return the completed form to me when you are satisfied with everything you've written.

I look forward to your application,

Jack

I attach the brochure and the application form PDFs.

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack

Attached is the form filled as best i could with particular details to the areas i felt apply to me as an agent.Please go through and get back to me.

Nelson

When I first read that, I was quite delighted. After all, it had only taken him a day and he'd already filled out the application form, whoo-hoo! But then I saw that the attachment was an .rtf (rich text format) document file.
Opening it, I discover that what he has is only the text of the document, without the formatting, without the lines and boxes and logos, etc. Just the text. Oh my.
Anyway, I've converted it into a PDF for easier(?) viewing:
<http://members.419eater.com/~otterfan/NelsonK.pdf>
The only editing I did was to mask the name of our company.
My brain hurts after trying to read only the first few pages.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:00 pm

Interesting. So he is the first lad who has walked around the "pdf means printing, handwriting and scanning" baiter´s rule. He is more technically advanced than me.
First email to me was 419 stuff. Second one half script, half MM. Third one as follows:

Quote:

01-24-2009
Subject: Re: Re: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Hello RandaII.

To whom do i apply for the forms you mention. Please send me the email of
the person in charge of the forms.Or if you have access to them,kindly send
them to me so that i can go through it for filling.I shall be sending a mai
l
to Jack using this email you sent to me [email protected].

Nelson

What childhood momories he has Smile

Quote:

The first time i ever fell in love at the age of 15 and when i was invited in by the father one day after he had noticed that i was always hanging out at the gate.After beeing asked in he admonished that we should always carry out what we felt for each other in childhood innocence and any thing beyond that was immoral before God.

The second was the time i came first in my class after years of beeinng dominnatd by a girl,i was carried by my friends on their back with songs and exitement to our house to the admiration and pride of my father.

The day i saw my senoir sister whom i had always regarded as a role model being made love to ,by her boy friend,despite the fact that she had made it a point of duty to teach me bible lessons.

I´m still grinning about this part Smile

EDIT Here is another applicant Randy was not successful with :

Quote:

From:
Subject: M M wishes to know more about you

LEZZY BOY CAN'T YOU GET A GOOD I MEAN REAL JOB AND WORK SEE WHAT YOU WRITE.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:09 pm

Nelson's memories of childhood are excellent! They're all about girls, in one way or another, I notice.

A short update from Solomon...

First, I let him know I'm thinking about him.

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

Just a quick note to say that I got your message. I had my phone switched off because I'm supposed to be taking Saturday and Sunday off and resting before starting work on the projects down here in Oklahoma tomorrow.

Let me know when you have mailed the DVD, okay? I can't wait to see what is on it!

regards,

Jack

And he replies today with...

Lad wrote:

Jack,

d hard copy of the e-brochure shall get to b4 the end of this week.as i have post the DVD via TNT TO YOU.

thank

Solomon

The brochure/DVD is on its way, whoooooo!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:23 pm

Now that´s good news Very Happy

Here is another newbie, who actually (also) uses his braincells before signing anything :

Quote:

Dear RandaIIO,

I will not rule out that some fraudsters are nail duping people of there hard earn money but in my case you should trust me and know that i will like to do legitimate business with you by been one of your agents in west Africa region.

You need to understand me predicaments towards this because i want to contract female and male models for you and when i perform beyond average you can cancel the deal but i want tell you that i am capably of doing this if only you can agree to pay the models to bring there pictures as recommend by you.

Thanks for your understanding.

David KeweII.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:27 pm

Dr Uju and his pal Erlc haven't really done much for the company. No true commitment, I think they are only in this relationship for the money.

lazy Bstrds

a new one contacts pat

Quote:

DEAR CONTACT MRS P@T CR0KIN,

How are you and how about your family ,hope all is well ?l am to contact you as l was told to do from the Vice president of this company which am here to serve as they new angent and here they told me to contact you as the respect of this respond.

Then am l very happy to wish of the respond that l may have or hear from you,secondly ,you will hear from l after your respond and with God all things are possible and l am interesting in this if you can guide me on it .

Thanks
Best regard
Gh@nim AL. HAMM3D

Quote:

Gh@nim

How are you? Jack had told me he had been in contact with you and I am excited that you decided to follow his instruction. I hope you have been visiting our website, many of the questions you have can be answered there.

The next step in becoming one of our agents is to complete the application. The application can be downloaded from our website. Please complete it and return it to me as soon as possible so that we can proceed without delay.

addy of application

If you have questions, please feel free to contact me.

Pat

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:37 pm

after last weeks oops email to john, today he contacts pat. I guess he wants to build a business relationship? any emails will be kept vague and short, OF has this boi under control.

Quote:

Hi Pat,
How dare you gave deaf ears to my last mail. Do i hope i have not embarrass you in any way/
So how are you and all the coleagues around m00seknuckle, how are you people arranging my fix up with my team taking a trip to Obudu, feed me up Pat i want to start up doing something my spirit is high now and my team aswell.
Expecting to hear from you soon.
Mr J0hn

not sure why he is contacting Pat?

Quote:

Mr John

How are you? Please accept my deepest apology for not contacting you and to answer, you did not Embarrass me in any way. I have been talking with Jack in our meetings and he is very excited and happy that you are showing great promise to the company.

Jack said he has yet to see enthusiasm like yours in quite some time. He has laid great faith in you and everyone in the company is waiting to see what jack sez is true.

Be well john.

Pat

and then there are the lads that will never let go of their advance fee scam

Quote:

Daer Sir,

Please help me get out this money, i told you that you will be having 40% of the total money please help me sir

D@vid J0hn

Quote:

Thank you for your mail,

But as you can see i am not looking for a job at the moment,i am only looking for your help to transfer my finance to safe place and also for me to start a new life with my money.

So please if you consider to help me as i have contacted you for this help you can let me know.

Take care.
Fav0ur.

edited to add the lazy lad emails

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:46 pm

Okay, I don't normally use smilies, but seriously... Very Happy

Solomon has just sent Jack some MS Word documents with the brochure pages in. They're in separate files so I'll take a little time to compile them into one PDF and upload that somewhere. He's kept up the quality that he showed in the two sample covers sent before Christmas. I guess he couldn't wait for Jack to get the DVD!

EDIT: Done!
View it here:
<http://members.419eater.com/~otterfan/MMSolomonBrochure.pdf>
Surprisingly, it's only 407KB, despite having 8 pages of very large images. It appears, though, the images are very low quality. I hope the DVD he sends has higher quality pictures because the way they are at the moment, they are totally unsuitable to be sent to a professional printer.
But still... yay! And I didn't even have to promise him a payment.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:57 pm

now... ACT FAST (please) Looking forward to that thing!

EDIT Yes, there are some jpeg artifact thingies...but - hey ! A lad´s present to us ! Smile

I like page 2.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:02 pm

The very long saga of Stella Tan0h. This started in September before I took over the role of Jack and mewing_ghecko was playing him.

I can't find her very first opening format so the story starts with mewing_ghecko's Jack's initial reply.

September 12

Jack wrote:

We got your email. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you. Our company states that we can only do business with employees. If you were an employee that would be one thing but since you are not, there is nothing that I or anyone can do here. Sorry about that.

If you wanted to become an employee, there may be a great many opportunities to do something together, including helping you with your affairs.

Recently, our company was all set to begin an expansion into South America and West Africa, Nigeria to be exact. An employee of only one month had promised to help us start a new agency in Lagos. He had completed all of the necessary steps to begin and was about to receive an initial $176,000.00 to get started. Then, without warning, we never heard from him again. This was a great disappointment for us. If you wanted to take his place, we would be very eager to talk to you about that.

Let me know if this would be something that you would be interested in.

Best regards,

Jack Smeh0fik

September 13

Stella wrote:

I CAN NOT PAY THE BILL NOW , I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY FOR THE BILL $10,000.00 US DOLLARS, PLEASE DO HELP ME AND PAY THE MONEY THROUGH THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION BELLOW.

United Bank for Africa
Address:
99 ???????? ??????? Street ,New York ,NY 99999
Swift Code:??????99
Account Nane:???????????? Plc
Account number:999999999999(Usd a/c)

Account Name: Uz0wuihe Anthony Emeka
Bank Name: ????????????????? Plc
Account Number: 9999999999999999999

Jack wrote:

Mrs Stella

I am not sure what you are asking of me.

Jack

September 15

Stella wrote:

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME PAY THE $10,000.00 THAT REMAIN FROM THE MONEY FOR THE TRANSFER CHARGES OF MY FUND IN THE BANK.THIS WILL HELP ME IN TRANSFERING MY INHERITANCE TO YOU.PLEASE AND PLEASE AGAIN AND AGAIN HELP ME GOD WILL REWARD YOU IF YOU DO HELP ME
SO PLEASE DO HELP ME WITH THIS AMOUNT SO THAT MY DREAM WILL COME TRUE.
HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU SOONEST
BEST REGARDS,
MISS STELLA TAN0H

Jack wrote:

Mrs Stella

Have we not discussed this previously? I am unable to transfer money to you or pay you any amount. You are not an employee of our company and I do not hand money away.

If you chose to become an employee of our company I might be able to help you.

Jack

September 17

Stella wrote:

MY DEAREST GOOD FRIEND,

I TAHNK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE PERSON THAT YOU SENT TO HELP ME IN MY PROPOSAL,
I WISH TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A MAIL FROM THE PERSON.

SO PLEASE SINCE YOU HAVE PROVIDED A HELP TO ME I WILL ALSO LINK YOU TO ONE OF MY LATE FATHERS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE IN NIGERIA WHO WILL HELP YOU IN THE EXTENTION OF YOUR COMPANY IN NIGERIA.

THE PERSONS CONTACT INFORMATION IS STATED BELLOW.

1,NAME: MR.FRANK WILLIAM.

2,E-MAIL ADDRESS:[email protected]

3,TELEPHONE NUMBER:+234709999999999

SO PLEASE YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO HAVE A CONTACT WITH HIM, BECAUSE I HAVE BRIEFED HIM ON YOUR PROPOSAL AND HE IS LIKELY TO ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL,SO TRY AND CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY.

MY BEST REGARD.
STELLA TAN0H.

There then follows a small exchange with "Frank William" resulting in an application form being filled in but nothing much more happens. However, a few days later...

September 25

Stella wrote:

HOW ARE YOU ,
Now I am
demanding for your assistance to help me lift this money out from abidjan to your
safe account abroad so that we should invest it in any meaningful lucrative
business in your country because this is my only hope in life.

I am willing to offer you 15% of the total fund if only you can help me out of my
present predicament. Awaiting anxiously to hear from you so that we can discuss
the modalities of this transaction.

I thank you for your understanding while i will be waiting for your immediate
response through my alternative and safe email address
YOURS STELLA

Jack wrote:

Stella
I am sorry but our company has more than enough money...so much that we are literally looking to give it away to others who are willing to become employees and perhaps even start their own M00seknuckle office. If you are interested, please let me know.

Jack

September 27

Stella wrote:

HI
COPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

I AM INTRESTED PLEASE DO HELP ME THE BANKER SAID THAT IMMEDIATELY WE PAY THE $10.000.00 TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS TO THE BANK THAT WE CAN USE THE MONEY ANY WHERE WE GO !!!!!!
HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU SOONEST
BEST REGARDS
STELLA TAN0H

September 29

Jack wrote:

Mrs Stella

You have once again wasted my time begging that I send you money. For the last time, this is a business we will not send you money because you are not an employee. if you can not follow simple instruction, do not contact me again.

jack

September 30

Stella wrote:

BYE BYE

Jack wrote:

Mrs Stella

Your ignorance has confused me. you are being offered a great opportunity and you chose to ignore it. I wish you the best and hope your career as a internet begger brings you hapiness.

Jack

Stella wrote:

IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO GET ANOID WITH YOU STOP THIS JOCK,
BYE BYE

Jack wrote:

Mrs Stella

I find it quite funny that you are incapable of taking advantage of what I am offering you. You would rather beg for a few dollers instead of making alot of money working with us.

I guess this is a good thing, you would be too stupid to be succesful.

Have a nice life begging for scraps of meat like a hungry dog.

jack

A month and a half goes by and I take over the Jack role.

November 14

Stella wrote:

DEAR JACK

PLEASE DONT ABANDONE NOW, PLEASE DO HELP ME PAY THE $10.000.00 US DOLLARS TO THE BANK IN COTE D`IVOIRE SO THAT THEY WILL TRANSFER MY MONEY IMMEDIATELY TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.

PLEASE I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER PERSON WHO WILL HELP ME EXCEPT YOU.THIS IS THE ONLY HOPE OF MY SURVIVAL, THE MONEY IN QUESTION.I AM RUNNING FOR MY DEAR LIFE.

HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU SOONEST.

CHEERS

STELLA TAN0H

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

I read your email and I sympathize with your situation, but I run a business not a charity. If you are interested in being an agent-manager for my company then I can help you in every way possible. If not, then I appreciate your emailing me but I have other matters to attend to. Sorry.

sincerely

Jack

November 20

Stella wrote:

Dear Jack,

Compliments of the season, dearest veronica I am sure what I told you about the bank and fee which they told me to forward to the bank for the transfer of my inheritance please do help me for I dont have any other person arround that will help me out of this condition I am in a hidding in the hottel here in Nigeria and I what this my money $8,000.000.00 eight million US dollars to be transferred this year so that by next year we can now have time to discuse another investiment which we can go into with the money in my possition.

This is the account information in which if you needed account were you can send the money $10,000.00 ten thousand US dollars for the transfer charges of the money in the bank .
United Bank for Africa
Address:
99 ??????????? Street ,New York ,NY 99999
Swift Code:??????99
Account Nane:?????????????????? Bank Plc
Account number:99999999999(Usd a/c)

Account Name: Uz0wuihe Anthony Emeka
Bank Name: ????????????????? Bank Plc
Account Number: 9999999999999999

I send you my photo and I need yours too.
Hoping to hear and read from you soonest.
Cheers
Stella tan0h

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

As I said in my last email to you: This is a business I run, not a charity. Please do not beg me or the company for money. It is demeaning and you lose all respect in my eyes.

If you are interested in applying for the position of model-agent with this company then let me know and I can start the application process. If you merely want to grovel and scratch about in the dirt looking for handouts, then please do so elsewhere as it is making me very sickened to see you do such a thing.

Jack

November 22

Stella wrote:

DEAR JACK,

HOW ARE YOU HOPE FINE THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL I NEED SOME ONE TO HOLD ME A GUIDIAN WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE INVESTMENT WHILE I CONTINUE MY EDUCATION WITH THE MONEY IN THE BANK. I WANT TO TRUST YOU EVERY THINGS TO YOUR HAND .
CALL THE BANKER ON MONDAY ON THIS NUMBER.+2348099999999 FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY PLEASE.HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU .
BEST REGARDS
STELLA TAN0H

November 26

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

I cannot call any banker for you. Why can't you call him? You can write me an email, so I expect you could contact him.

But please.... I run a business not a charity. Are you interested in working for my modeling company or not?

sincerely

Jack

A month passes and she tries again with her opening format from the same email address...

December 24

Stella wrote:

Hello Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to
establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I
believe,one has to risk confiding,to succeed sometimes in life.There is this
huge amount of Eight Million United States Dollars (US$8,000,000.00) which my
Late father deposited in the bank here in Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire before his
sudden death.

Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe
enough outside our country for security and political reasons.I want you to help
me claim and retrieve this money from the bank and transfer it into your
personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:

(1.) Telecommunication
(2.) The Transport Industry
(3). Five Star Hotel, but you still come up with the business you know very
well that can give us more profit.

I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred into.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since i am an ORPHAN
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further My
education and to secure a resident in your country.

If you can be of an assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 15% Of
the total money.

I await your soonest response.
Sincerely Yours,
Miss Stella Tan0h

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

Thanks for your email. You should understand, however, that this is a photographic modeling agency and we are not in the business of helping random strangers who have spare money to give away.

If you are interested in becoming a model or a model agent, then please reply telling me so and I will start the application process.

thanks,

Jack

December 26

Stella wrote:

DEAREST JACK,

I AM INTRESTED IN THE PHOTOGRAPHIC MODELING AGENCY PLEASE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FIRST BEFORE WE CAN START PROPER.I DO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NOT THERE FOR CHARITY WORK BUT I AM PLEEDING TO YOU TO HELP ME OUT AS A MAN OF GOD AND I KNOW THAT GOD WILL BLESS YOU FOR THAT OFFER YOU CAN GIVE TO ME.

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO HELP ME WITH THE SUM OF $10,000 TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS WHICH I WILL PAY YOU PACK WITH GLADNESS.
HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU SOONEST.
CHEERS
STELLA TAN0H.

January 1

Stella wrote:

Happy new year?

Jack wrote:

Stella,

I'm glad to see that you are interested in the photographic model work.

I have attached a short online brochure that describes our business. I hope it is useful and informative for you. If you are interested in becoming an agent for our company, please reply to let me know your intentions and I can then start the application process for you.

All the best for the new year,

Jack

I attach the MM brochure.

January 5

Stella wrote:

DEAREST JACK,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY, PLEASE THIS IS TO TELL YOU THAT I SOLD SOME OF OUR FAMILY VALUE BECUASE OF THE IMMPORTANCE THIS TRANSACTION ARE TO ME AND THE MONEY REMAIN ONLY $5000 (FIVE THOUSAND US DOLLARS), PLEASE HELP ME WITH THIS SUM OF MONEY SO THAT I CAN CONCLUDE THE TRANSFER IMMEDIATELLY AND COME OVER TO JOIN YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY TO PROCCEED OUR BUSINESS THIS YEAR OK .I AM INTRESTED TO WHAT YOU ASK ME
HOPING TO READ FROM YOU NSOONEST
CHEERS
STELLA

January 8

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

I am very pleased that you have decided to join M00seknuckle Modeling as an agent. I have a feeling from reading your emails that you are exactly the sort of person that we are looking for here, someone who will help to establish M00seknuckle Modeling as a reputable company throughout West Africa.

Please find attached an application form for the position you are considering. Complete the questions and return it to me when you are happy with all of your answers. There is no deadline as we will be looking at the quality of your answers above anything else.

hoping to hear from you soon,

Jack

I attach the agent application form.

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Oh. Perhaps that's the end of her?

Not a chance! She returns with an email address that's slightly different from the one that was shut down.

January 26

Stella wrote:

Dearest Jack,

Compliments of the day, after our last discusion I sold some of our Family Values and made some money which complete the money $35,000.00 I gave the bank for the transfer of my inheritance $8000,000.00 which I told you from the very beggining., now the money remain only the sum of $ 5000.00 five thousand dollars.
Please help me, I will never let you down for any help you renders to me.
God bless you for haveing the time to discuse with orphan like me.
Help me God will reward you.
yours Stella Tan0h

Jack wrote:

Dear Stella,

It is heartwarming to hear that you you have been able to help yourself in this way. Raising that amount of money shows you have a solid character and a can-do attitude to life. I am sure the remaining $5000 will be trivial for you now that the largest share has been paid.
If the $8,000,000.00 is in your name, and you are guaranteed to get it once you satisfy the bank formalities, then you will appear very credit-worthy to a loan officer. Why not ask another bank or a lending company if you can borrow the $5000 using your guarantee of $8,000,000.00 as security against repayments? With that amount of money in your name and available to you very shortly, I am sure that no lending company would refuse you.

I hope you do well and please come back to me if you wish to engage your free time in my modeling business. I will always welcome someone like you, Stella, who has shown a very determined and positive approach to life.

best wishes,

Jack

Will she return? I have a feeling she will.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:16 pm

Yes, I got her crap format in the end of September as well, and after about 5 emails, haven´t heard from her since. If you like, forward her to Randy again.

Quote:

DEAR OLDMAN,

SICE YOU SAID THAT MR. JACK SENT YOU TO ME I AM SURE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY. ONLY REMEMBER THAT WE WILL ENJOY THIS WEALTH TOGETHER WHEN THE TRANSFER HAD BEEN COMPLETED SINCE I AM COMING DOWN TO STAY WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY AND TAKE YOU AS EVERY THING I HAVE IN LIFE. AND YOU NOW TAKE ME AS YOUR OWN DAUGHTER.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

BEST REGARDS
STELLA TAN0H.

NB: BELLOW IS THE PROPOSAL THAT WAS SENT TO (JACK)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DEAREST,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY, I AM MISS STELLA TAN0H THE ONLY DOUGHTER TO MR JONATHERN TAN0H MY FATHER WORKED WITH ONE OF THE OIL COMPANIES IN THE STATE BEFORE HE DIED.I LOST MY MOTHER WHEN I WAS A BABY.

I WANT TO TRANSFER MY INHERITANCE TO WHO EVER WILL BE OF INTREST TO ASSIST ME IN THE PROCCESS OF THE BANK TRANSFER OF MY FUND.

I HOPE YOU CAN BE OF INTREST, THE MONEY IS ONLY $8.000.000.00 EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS AND THE DOCUMENTS THAT COVERS THE MONEY IS HERE WITH ME.HOPING TO HEAR AND READ FROM YOU SOONEST.

BEST REGARD
STELLA TAN0H

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:34 pm

wow, I was mean to her. maybe we'll get to do that again.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:40 pm

There's been no Johnk on this page yet, so let's amend that!

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Hi, how are you? I've had a great time in Washington, time to relax and take a break from the busy M00seknuckle office. I was passing an internet cafe that was open and I thought I'd look in and see what emails I had received.

I received both of your messages and thank you especially for the photographs. What about Nelly M0kwenye? Is she still going with you to 0budu? If so, then I would like a passport style of photograph of her, too, so I can produce ID for her. I wouldn't want her to be under suspicion when you get to 0budu. Can you also send me her personal details? Just the basics like date-of-birth, contact details, etc. I will need to give those to 0budu people for extra security.

Your other points were well received, too. You have so many ideas, John, and you sound so enthusiastic, I sometimes can't believe my luck that I've found someone so willing to do things for me. If you complete this fact-finding mission to 0budu well and with few problems or issues, I will definitely consider you and your people when I am looking to do everything else that I would like to do over there. Your idea about a permanent office in Nigeria is something that I've been thinking about for a few months now. You must have read my mind, or more probable is that you think the same way that I do. That's why I think you're going to go far, John.

Well, I can't write too much. I'm still officially taking a rest from work and my wife is expecting me back at the hotel soon, so I must end now. I will write more when I get back to Chicago, and please don't forget to send me more information and a photograph for Miss Nelly.

regards,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir,
Thanks for yours today but i must advice we proceed for time is no ones friend, thanks for your full trust in me, Amos two three, the bible states, two people can not work together except they agree, my spirit is high for m00seknuckle sir.
Concerning the trip please make it up for usnow that we,ve got a lot of things to do or negotiate,
Sir please endeavour to look into my medical bills actually i don,t have much on me now even to buy time at the internet cafe is about being a problem now, so hasten up my incentives for it will enpower and encourage me the more.
Have a nice stay in Chicago while i wish you safe journey as you plan to coming back.
John

I'm sensing we're heading towards a big struggle over the travel expenses if I can't avoid it early enough.
My thoughts are that he really wants to go to 0budu and that he really lacks the money to do so. It's not a place that you can easily hire a dodgy motorbike man to take you to, as he did to get across the Ghana border, so the demand for travel expenses is probably genuine since I think he really is highly excited to be going there on MM business.
Which means if I can shame him or instil a sense of "go for it!" pride in him (either might work) he'll be inspired to find some way of getting the money, maybe borrowing it from somewhere/someone.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I'm back in Chicago and ready to start work again! I had a great time in Washington and I feel recharged and restored for it.

I noticed in your last email that you didn't address my mention of Nelly M0kwenye. Is she still going with you and Mike to 0budu? If so, I would appreciate some basic details about her... full name, age, and so on. Also, a passport-style photograph so that I can issue some ID for her, too.

John, please don't feel that there is a great hurry to go to 0budu. The next MM event is to be held on the last weekend of March. We have everything ready to be shipped to the destination we pick (we've had several years' practice at doing this and are quite good at it now) and everything can be done within a few weeks of knowing where the location is to be. As I tell everyone here... a job that's done properly and slowly is worth more than a job that is done quickly and poorly. So don't feel rushed into things, please! You should enjoy your time with M00seknuckle Modeling not feel pressured by it. If you ever find that you're not enjoying what you're doing for us, let me know and I will try my best to change things for the better. This should be fun, not a chore!

Well, I have a few more urgent things to attend to here so I will finish and wait for your response about Miss Nelly and anything else you wish to discuss.

best wishes,

Jack

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:56 am

2 calls from Solomon : http://www.4shared.com/account/file/82717401/d83c3112/MM-Sol-broch_sent.html

At about 2 AM / 3 AM Jack time, he calls. ( I said about 2 AM but the truth would have been 3:30 Embarassed

Chicago time is 7 hours less than here!)

He´s just come from the TNT office, expect the brochure in 3 working days !!!

First call was about 5 minutes, failed to record it. He is enthusiastic about everything! The team has been reduced down to 4 members, the female ones are the ones still there. He is going to provide pics and vital statistics for their MM IDs.

The brochure is of 3,5 megabyte quality per page (unlike the email attachment of it but it is identical), he only wanted to give us the best quality. - In case a lad asks, can we insist in future that the "old" MM brochure was done by a Ghanaian team at our last African show, and only the text was provided by the MM directors ?

I have stated that tomorrow at 9 AM (3 PM UK time), we are going to have a directors´ meeting. And when the brochure arrives, we are going to decide how many copies to give to the printer (hundreds? thousands?) to give out to our sponsorers and potential customers.

I could not help but say that Randy was the first one who spoke in Solomon´s favour in front of me (Jack´s voice) so that he has been standing out off the mass of other applications almost from the beginning Smile

We were chatting like friends, about what MM wants and what MM needs - he can express this better than I can myself !

The first call broke up at this point (his fault). A minute later he calls again, by then I had the recorder ready. A little buzzing but it worked. We were speaking for some more endless 7:30 minutes.

At the end, some strange beeping noises. I think his credits were running out Very Happy

Wow, that was great! Being called by a lad on his expense is new for me. That´s why I´m dragging out things a bit and repeating important points more than before. Hope I did get the MM business philosophy right Smile

Next time I am going to ask him about the past and the qualifications of the team of 4 he still has (after the males have dropped off).

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:27 am

Wow indeed! Solomon sounds like he's all charged up and ready to do anything for MM!

Here's some more positivity from the Team SED people.

After receiving the brochure in Word documents yesterday, Jack replied...

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

I am speechless. I have just looked at the attachments you sent me and I am so blown away, I can't believe myself! You have surpassed every expectation I had. WOW!
I wish I was back in Chicago so I could show the other directors your files and see their reaction first-hand. They will be astounded, just as I was, I'm sure of it.

To all members of Team SED: THANK YOU! You have done an amazing job and I can't find the words large enough to express how grateful and impressed I am.

As for other business... I will meet tomorrow with some employment lawyers about taking on Team SED Consult Nigeria and Fejud4m Services Limited as employees. My non-lawyer experience makes me think that simply employing a corporate body is not possible under US law and some other arrangement will need to be made. Either employing each person individually or entering into a sub-contractor agreement with the two companies. Anyway, as I said, I'm not a lawyer and I'm only basing this feeling on the few experiences I've had in the past that came close to what we have in this situation. I will meet tomorrow with people who do know the law thoroughly and let you know the result.
After seeing the full brochure, I am even more determined that both of our teams of people join forces, and do it legally.

I am still thinking about your invitation to Nigeria. Can you supply me with more details, such as where we would likely be staying, which hotel, if you have any special events arranged for us? Also, how many people are invited? Will we be allowed to brings our wives/husbands/partners? As wonderful as you invitation is, and I would never refuse such a kind offer without a very good reason, I still need more details before I can accept. As you might guess, I'm quite a busy man, especially with all of the success we had in 2008 and our name is being elevated to even higher respect and status than before.

Finally, I would like to ask you again what YOU and TEAM SED would like to do to help promote and support M00seknuckle Modeling. I can see that there is a lot of talent and ability in Team SED and I would hate to request something of you that is only a small fraction of what you can all achieve. Instead, I would like to know what you know you can do that shows off the very limits of your Team's skills and talents. The main underlying theme or impetus that we need at the moment is to get MM's name more widespread throughout the West African area. This is somewhere we have not had much penetration into yet and getting out name out there in your region is the first step in establishing a good business presence. Reputation and being talked about positively is everything in the modeling business, so getting our name on people's tongues is essential for wherever we want to prosper.
So, if you have any ideas to push your Team's abilities to the very furthest they can be stretched in order to promote our name and image as widely as possible, they will be greatly appreciated and definitely given my full attention.

best wishes,

Jack

I copied in all of the Team members.

This morning, I get a reply, but apparently not from Solomon but from "Fejud4m Services"...

Lad wrote:

Goodmorning Jack my names are O1ufemi Mark Julius thanks for your below though we have note exchange mails before now but just to let you know we are up&doing to receive you and your good team into our country Nigeria.
As for us honesty&trust will do as a cup of water will make the throat watered&better. We are ready for all the task ahead by the special grace of God&we say YES WE CAN.

kind regard

YES, YOU CAN!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:40 am

And a not-great-but-not-bad-either email from Johnk.

Lad wrote:

Sir
Actually i am in no hurry as such but i believe we need to put things in order like you earlier directed, The ball is in your court sir, I am only waiting to take orders and push ahead,
About Nelly she is willing to join us but she has,nt been thru with what she has at hand now, but i have to replace him with one mr Christopher Aw0rh, an inteligent guy aswell, i told you iAM RECRUITING MEN AND WOMEN that would be of great value and importance to m00seknuckle.
I ACTUALLY WILL SUBMIT HIS APPLICATION FORMS TO rRANDA11 WITHIN THE NEXT DAY BUT HERE IS HIS PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH, for i..d badge let him accompany us to 0budu trip. I will send to you Nelly,s datas as soon as she gives me go ahead.
Sir concerning my other questions what do you think about the medical claim and those incentives for the newly employed as stated in the company,s programmes.
Likely as it is now you ,ve not told me what you think about the nigerian office and when exactly we would be going to 0budu,
You,ve not actually given me a go ahead on the vacant positions in the three African countries if i will scan for more people, leave the training aspect for me God gave me inspirations, if Chris too is employed i will organise a three days interim orientation and induction course for him and mike by next week.
Mean while i need your total support in all that i do sir, the best is what i am expecting from you sir.

Hope to read from you
John

Between him and Solomon, I think they're going to recruit all of Nigeria into M00seknuckle Modeling.

Even though he says he's included a photo of this new guy, Chris, there's no attachment. Probably pressed "send" before attaching. I think we've all done that more times than we'd admit to.
But I do like this email. The wording shows more room to bargain and make progress getting past his previous demands for the money that he was promised.

Frumpy... look out for Chris Aw0rh's application form coming in to Randy's account!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:47 am

Hope to receive something from Chris Smile

Otherwise John is going to organize a 3 day training course ?!?

Obudu ... well, he can go there right now, but Mike has still not sent his employment contract. So stalling him / them a little while more ?

The Nigerian office...is there a good city close enough to Obudu (but not too close) that would be good? Possibly a safari-triangle Lay-gos - Obudu - Abuja ? (Hasn´t he mentioned Jos before?)

Shall we also open a Ranch email ? And give out Jack´s number to him to call it when he is there (AND has sent a "notification email")?

Not expecting outright answers right now, I´m just thinking loudly.

EDIT Here is Mike´s employment contract - just arrived :

Quote:

Sir,
Sorry for the delay i have been away for a journey.
This is the employment contract form and my pictures attached
hope to hear from you thanks
Faithfully yours Mike

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:53 pm

Quote:

i will organise a three days interim orientation and induction course for him and mike by next week

what did he mean, the magazine covers weren't professional? Mad

would be nice to get John moving before he is committed to receiving money before his journey.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:45 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

what did he mean, the magazine covers weren't professional?

Either he was referring to my minimalist design (notice how his own brochure crams in pictures in every available area... someone should point out to him that blank spaces are not necessarily gaps waiting to be filled with more crap) or he was referring to the pictures I included, which I have to admit I got quickly from Google Images from putting in keywords like "african woman smiling" and so on. Who knows?

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:32 pm

Anthony (Becky) wrote back to Randy - and sent him a Fanbox "surprize"! I don´t want to click that...

After Mike, JohnK sends another copain of his, Chris :

Quote:

this is a new man please consider him from john

Replied him this way:

Quote:

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your application. We appreciate our agent´s, Mr. K´s, efforts and will reply your forms soon and favourably.

Regards, RandaII

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:58 pm

^^^ He's not looking very pretty in that photograph. I'm not surprised he's applying to be an agent!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:04 am

just a thought about the Nelsonk PDF earlier in the thread (which I LOVED reading by the way), one reason he could have to do the whole thing all over again the way you want it may be because despite having tried for days now, you cannot scan the PDf into the MM database, therefore you cannot make payouts to the people concerned should you employ them

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:06 am

Oh yeah, and just HOW can you not be groovalicious??? It's literally 105*f here in melbourne, yet I feel groovalicious (depsite slowly melting into the furniture)

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