You guys made fun of my illness

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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:58 pm

Shame on you all!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html

My fat seems to have been making photocopies of itself and storing them in my extremely large arse.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Nothing to do with eating lots of pies and lying in front of the TV every night then. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:04 pm

Nope. Purely not my fault. Not at all. I mean, how can blame be placed! I blame the government and the rich folk for my fatness.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:38 pm

From the article wrote:

In one test, a third of obese people had the rare and highly contagious virus compared to just 11 percent of thinner people. Weight gain can last three months until the body has built up resistance to the bug.

They claim that it is "rare", yet 1/3 of the obese people had the 'virus'.
They call it both "highly contagious" AND "rare" at the same time.
Hmm... something does not seem to add up here other than the weight of Jojo's giant ass (also pictured in the article).

Jojo, note that it says that after your body has "built up resistance to the bug", your giant ass should start to lose weight. I think that it is about time that you blame the right person for YOUR problem..... George Bush.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:58 pm

Jo, so you are the original baiter known as Hubert, aka Hugh Jass? It all makes sense now.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:24 pm

Just once, I'd like to see JoJo take responsibility for his famous fat arse, which he has now finally admitted to us all that he has. I thought it was just a joke perpetrated on him by his many friends and enemies. I have actually felt a little bad for him, having to take the constant taunts. Admitting the fact is the first step. I hope he will now take drastic action, before he has to spend money on more chairs for his third and fourth growing cheeks.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:43 pm

Yes I too have heard it is largely caused by a rare viral infection.

Scientists have however found that a single injection can be administered that will cure the patient.

YeaWhatever has been sent the location of the injection point by secret e-mail, and if he so wishes can reproduce the above photo later in the thread with a red X marking the appropriate spot.

Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:55 pm

Actually, I wouldn't really know where Jojo could insert things into his backside. You should check with JMRazor.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

...who can give you pictures of Prof So and So doing said insertions....

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:07 pm

... because it was JMRazor who was in charge of the photo shoot.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:37 pm

These stones you are throwing hurt. They are getting stuck in my back fat.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Jesus, I wondered why you didn't deny my statement: Hi you fatass Yank.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:07 am

Never mind all that rubbish, Where the hell did she buy a chair that strong. Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:39 pm

I had that chair custom made for me thank you very much!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:53 pm

OK Jo, I would recognize you on the street now. That was you drawing so much attention to yourself on a KLM flight into Dulles the other week.

When they give you a center aisle seat and tell you to stay there, they have their reasons!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:58 pm

@jojo: How do we know it's not the other way round, and it's not your disgusting slovenly condition that is making you susceptible to viruses? In either case, eeew.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:59 pm

It's all a lie, this is the real jojo:

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