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Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:20 pm

I'm kinda glad I was three days late for this thread. Nevermind...

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:32 pm

I'm never sure when you guys are insulting each other if it's because you really like each other and can get away with it (because you're actually really good mates) or if you really mean it.

I can never tell with men. They seem to say the most horrible things to each other and I think they must be about to beat each other up and the next minute they're laughing about it!

And you think we're hard to understand!

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:21 pm

They really love each other, but this makes them uncomfortable.

The laughter is forced and necessary.

I always pull up a guy to dance to YMCA and watch his eyes darting about, sure he wants a dance but is over aware it is a gay song and dare not let his mates see he is enjoying the occasion in any way shape or form.

Men are easy to fathom.

Women are truely evil given half a chance.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:33 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Women are truely evil given half a chance.
Twisted Evil

Yes. We make me sick! Wink

I once was given a yellow hard hat (like workmen wear) when I worked at a warehouse one Summer. As soon as it was on my head I thought it was so funny (to be wearing a workmans hat) that I did the YMCA dance. My so-called friends were only laughing because they knew that the security cameras were on me. I was actually dancing to the security camera but I didn't know that it was switched on. Oh the shame... Embarassed

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:29 pm

Phoebe wrote:

I'm never sure when you guys are insulting each other if it's because you really like each other and can get away with it (because you're actually really good mates) or if you really mean it.

Generally I really mean it. Especially when it comes to the rodent and lardass. However, when I like someone (Dramaqueen) I REALLY like them.

@Dramaqueen, How YOU doin?

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Im fine Harry. Cool

How YOU doin?

Did you recover from the other night all right? **giggling**

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:36 am

^^ Walks into room. Shocked

does an about turn and walks out again - I didn't see anything! Shocked

Get a room you two! Not this one! My eyes! My eyes! Shocked

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:39 am

@Dramaqueen, Well........I can finally walk again. You are amazing.

You might want to keep our relationship on the down low. You are still kind of new here and you may not realize the can of worms you have just opened. You see, every woman here on Eater longs to be with me. You will start getting hate PM's from those most jealous. Look at Phoebe's post right above mine. Notice the catty tone? What she REALLY wanted to post was "I wish that was me with Harry."

You can consider yourself officially "mine". When the other women here start posting crap about us, just remember one thing. I will be recording all of the responses. When I take over Rover's position and appoint you to Lotta's spot, we will have a "Ban Fest."

I'll see you tonight.........get ready.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Harry you were pretty awesome yourself Wink

I will never be the same again. I cant wait for tonight.
Im sure it will be even better than the last time, I hope I will live.
Im pretty banged up but very willing.

As far as the other ladies go, I think you are man enough to take care of all of us....There should be no reason to fight amongst ourselves.
Phoebe is more than welcome. I understand how they are drawn to you and they just cant help it. They will just have to accept I will be number one in your eyes and all will be fine.

As far as squirrels go, I do believe they are tree rats.
The reason I believe this is because if you strip the furry tail off a squirrel then you will see they look just like a rat with a bare tail.
They just get away with more because of the bushy tail.
Thus squirrel appreciation day.

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:30 pm

I wish that was me with Slightly.

Edit - I had typed your name Mr Bawls, but a squirrel who should remain nameless sent me a virus by PM that alters my text when posting to change your christian name thus.

@DQ - Go for it girl.

Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:55 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

As far as squirrels go, I do believe they are tree rats.

No wonder you get on so well with that lowlife Harry.

*Makes addition to list*

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:02 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

As far as the other ladies go, I think you are man enough to take care of all of us....

Wow....talk about hitting the nail on the head.

The better I get to know you, the more amazing you become. I'm almost ready to ask for your hand in marriage and have a litter of little Bawls.

As far as the rodent, don't worry about him and his make believe "list". It is more likely it's a list of people who he wished would show him a tad of attention. It really doesn't matter anymore, he has been "dispatched".

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Harry darling thank you so much.

I have been a nervous wreck since I found out I was on the list.....**Shudders**
I have been terrified at every little noise outside the house today.

Thinking it could be a group of rabid ninja squirrels coming in retaliation for my having been added to the list Shocked

Thanks for putting my mind at ease, I wont be so jumpy now. You are wonderful!

As for settling down, I know you would make the cutest little bawls.

However I must be honest and tell you I am allergic to marriage.
I have tried it before and it gives me a terrible rash and causes extensive pain. Very unpleasant.

But I am so glad you have branded me as "yours" and I will try so hard to be worthy of you.

Your very own Dramaqueen

P.S. See you in a few minutes Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:50 am

Ok, it's way past the date, the squirrel has had his 24 hours of attention, quite frankly, I don't know how it got to more thn 2 minutes of attention, he's just a rodent anyway

As for it's *list*

well sucks phooey yahoo to you

If he needs a list to know who his *friends* are, it's a bit pathetic really.

How you doing Harry? I've got a keg arriving soon, want to bring your latest love struck eater lady over to party with Corona and I?

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:51 am

irishemigrant wrote:

If he needs a list to know who his *friends* are, it's a bit pathetic really.

Irish. This is why you're classified as mentally deficient and why I tower over you intellectually.
The list is not a list of friends. It is a list of people who don't deserve to breathe oxygen.
The list of "People I like" isn't really a list at all. Why? Well it's not hard to remember two people is it?

Yeah, keep begging me and crying. I know you want to be me. But you'll never make any list. You're way too unimportant for me to bother about.

You're on the "People I don't give a shit about" list.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:27 pm

Irish, Hey ol' buddy! Yeah, me and my main squeeze will be there shortly. Just remember, she's mine. Corona is quite striking, but really pales in comparison to DQ. She has made me into a new man! I am no longer filled with hate. I count every second till I get to be with her again. I have a new lease on life. I'm going to be nice to everyone I meet, even my new best friend, Slightlyoutofit.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:35 pm

Hay man now your really liveing for give and forget
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=11939895&Mytoken=20050325164642

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:08 pm

Phoebe wrote:

I'm never sure when you guys are insulting each other if it's because you really like each other and can get away with it (because you're actually really good mates) or if you really mean it.

They all love me and that is a fact.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:27 pm

weeeeeell id like to meet your friend she has alot better looking body and as i have 5 kids of my own and terrys make 7 i dont need those child bearing hips like yours Wink

but i have to get permission from "she who must be obeyed" & some how i dont think thats going to happen Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:56 pm

^^ So endeth the Surreal Lesson for today.
Amen.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Harry darling please be careful with the squirrel.

If you give him an inch he will take a mile or more.

Remember Julius Cesar.......

I would love to party with Irish and Corona, Harry, hope we can go?

P.S. Harry you say the sweetest things. Cool

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