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sir scam alot
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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I thought my girl (USN) might get pulled for ceremonies since she plays an instrument and is on temp DET to Norfolk. She wouldn't have had a good time. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:46 am |
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I agree Aretha should have sang Respect after My Country Tis of Thee.
I keep waiting for the First Puppy. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:35 am |
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I keep waiting for the First Puppy |
Did they find a non allergenic one? Shrinkwrap would be good.
I was watching the speech, BO looks into the crowd to the right, then to the left all the time, never in front. 'How does he do that without an autocue, has he memorised it all?' I think, which is what I'm supposed to think. When the camera pulls back, he has one of those little plastic screens set either side of him at 45 degrees. Here they are on a previous outing, though he's actually looking down here:
Once I noticed, and watched his head going from side to side like a metronome, it started to bug me - it would look more natural if he did a bit more at random.
Good conjuring trick though, very clever. Trust me to spoil it all by wondering how it's done, I'm the same at a magic show. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Diana Prince
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2008
Posts: 101
Location: in my invisible airplane
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:11 pm |
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@ Roycropper
I taught Public Speaking for four decades, mostly at the college level, and I have found it maddening to watch Obama's tick-tock, left-right, head swivel during the campaign.
I taught my students what I termed a "lighthouse" strategy, of sweeping the room from center to left to right in a smooth motion,
and then returning to center (the center position typically being what a camera will see as "eye contact").
But until I read your observation, it had never occurred to me that this was an artifact of the setting of Obama's teleprompter screens.
It still bugs me, nevertheless.
At least my students, although rarely as verbally fluent as he, typically managed to engage their audiences with direct eye contact. |
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Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 188
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:35 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
I very much enjoyed the speech. He said there was alot of work to be done...
So everyone, there's mandatory overtime and weekends until we get this lad problem under control. |
Being serious here, what was great about his speech? I was at lunch when he was sworn in, which several tables actually got up and applauded the screen afterwards, but anything beyond that I missed.
I may not agree with his views (or at least the ones I've heard so far. i.e. Snip - Roy), but I will admit that the guy is a hell of a public speaker. I'm glad that I'm not the only one who picked up on the head movement thing. |
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AS YOU NORMALLY PATRONIZE CLUBS FOR ENJOYMENT OF LIFE, AMEN.
- Please note that you may chose to pay the money twice or once as the case may be. all for your safety.
- you can go to hell and born to blazes.i really dont know were my mother whent to look for a cheap rat like you.
- YOU ARE A NITWIT,CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY FOR THE EXPLANATION OF THAT WORD (NITWIT) THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE OK.
- WHY DO YOU STILL INSULT YOUR MOTHER WHO IS A WITCH AND A BASTARD?
- i find it very diificult to ask him to stand with text question for him to take a pic it sound so funny.he is not a half baked laywer
- i find it not worth my time to deal with a rat like u go to hell uuuuuuu
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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/\/\ If we discuss what was great, or what you disagree with, we're into political discussion, and that means padlocks. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:54 pm |
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I remember the same feeling of excitement when Tony Blair got elected...
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Gold Hat
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:18 pm |
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Obama is a class act - he proved that by giving Dubya a hug and characterizing 43 as a "good guy". Now that's reaching way across the aisle.
Good times are here folks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mods - unlike my usual acerbic bent when it comes to right-wing, red-knecked religious morons, please note that I have not included any political comments that will require immediate censorship. In fact I have not even hinted at how pleased I was to hear that the son-of-a-bitch Cheney hurt his back. |
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Roycropper
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:30 pm |
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/\/\ I did cringe when I saw you'd posted in this thread, GH, cant think why...
Suprised Unka Dick doesn't have flunkies to carry his furniture around for him. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:44 pm |
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All I'm going to say is that The Onion has some great, great parody from yesterday.
Note I've linked to two articles, one making fun of the out-going GOP, one making fun of a new Admin Cabinet member -- I am truly reaching across the aisle. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:44 pm |
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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert had some awesome material on their shows last night. No matter what party, I believe politicians are fair game for comedians. My new favorite quote, from another board, is "we have a new president, and he can't dance." |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:20 am |
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I can't wait for his grey hair count to quadruple by the end of January. |
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please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
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Connie L. Gus
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:11 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
I thought my girl (USN) might get pulled for ceremonies since she plays an instrument and is on temp DET to Norfolk. She wouldn't have had a good time. |
I can't say what my military girl's involvement was because loose lips sink ships but it was considerable. Her musical abilities are amazing because she demanded and received lessons from the age of 3. This is from an email today.
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They played the inauguration on the TVs in <redacted>... and it was the greatest irony because they played it on Fox News. Everyone in my squad was pissed and cussing, but I just sat there smiling. When they noticed that I wasn't upset at all, they asked who I voted for. I just smiled at them. They then proceeded to make fun of me ("Change, <redacted>? You want change?"), at which I was reminded of my favorite Jane Austen quote, "Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion."
After his speech, we formed up in the company area and they had NOTHING to make fun of Obama about. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Pastor Frank
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:22 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert had some awesome material on their shows last night. |
The Wyatt Cenac segment was damn funny. They have some great writers on that show.
Edit: Here is a link to that episode. Click. It might not work for those outside the US. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:40 am |
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sorry i missed it, I was busy burying gas and my guns. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:24 am |
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no luck down under PF |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
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Slightlyoutofit
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:43 am |
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The man behind the myth:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Obama |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:45 am |
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I had to weave the inauguration into a bait when a Lad complained to Captain Mal about not replying... so he got this:
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It may have escaped your attention but the attention of the US, and of many around the world, has been on the inauguration of President Obama. Among those who braved the Washington weather was me, to salute the President and Commander-in-Chief! So stop this palaver about being left in the dark, OK? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Titania
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:02 am |
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Just a little side note - the President re-took the oath on Wednesday.
Since Chief Justice Roberts muffed the oath on Tuesday and got a word out of order, Obama thought it best to take it properly. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Nurse Nasty
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:39 pm |
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@PF: "Queen on the board." |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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jojobean
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Posts: 7586
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:44 pm |
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Titania wrote: |
Just a little side note - the President re-took the oath on Wednesday.
Since Chief Justice Roberts muffed the oath on Tuesday and got a word out of order, Obama thought it best to take it properly. |
That is so ridiculous. I heard so many people saying that he "really wasn't president" because he wasn't sworn in properly. Some people are just idiots.
Of course the open gaffe factory Biden had to take a knock at John Roberts. Obama had real class and just stood there, probably wondering why Biden said something so retarded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7fsf8b1PcM |
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:13 pm |
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I thought the dress Michelle Obama wore for her husband's victory speech was horrible. A black piece of cloth splashed with red paint:
But the one she chose for the Inauguration Balls is very down to earth and something found in every American home ... I saw something very similar at Wal Mart ... In the shower curtain section of the store ...
Whoever advises this lady on what to wear is her worst enemy ... |
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after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
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jojobean
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:28 pm |
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She looks nice normally. But that first pic, she looks like a black widow. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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