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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:56 am

Hi guys.

One of my vlads promised me a Xmas gift on the 4th of December that off course she never sent.
I still don't know what it was supposed to be, but it's obvious I don't want to send her money for internet and translation services until I have it.

The past 2 weeks were only negotiations regarding this.
And yesterday evening, I received this one:

Quote:

Title: I will make anuthing you want to make you happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello dear sweet candy (Baiter name here)!!!!!
I am happy to hear from you! Everything was good on the 4 of December, but that time I did not know, that my boss is nopt going to pay me for the last month, that I worked! I caould not tell you this, because I feel much ashamed. This is the only reason, why I did not tell you. Now you knoe the truth. I just have my last money for buying eating. But you are more iomportant for me, them eating. If I have not to eat in order to stay in touch wioth you - I will do this. You are the most important part of my life. If you need so much to get Christmas present from me and you will be happy only in this case - no problem. I will kill myself if I will lose you. You are my the only meaning to live and the only purpose. You are my the only happiness. You are my the only happiness. So if I will make you happy by sending you Christmas gift - just write me this and I will send you the gift tomorrow.
Hopw you are ingood health and great moogd, because I can be happy only in this case!
Kisses and hugs to my darling!!!!!
Your honey 4ll4

Who said (v)lads are not compliant? Laughing

I will definitely ask a custom gift.
Not too hard, only a picture.

What do you suggest? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:51 am

Quote:

no problem. I will kill myself

If you can evidence of that you will be first to have a tombstone in your sig line.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:57 am

^^^^

BWAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:08 am

IMHO the vlads can become broken-hearted over the flimsiest things.

I am quite a callous b@iter, and have sometimes got their (cough) name wrong, but your uber materialistic attitude takes the biscuit.

You are her whole reason to exist and (it) is fully prepared to starve herself to death merely to send you a gift.

Laughing

Don't be a cheepskate, demand at the very least a Rolex!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:57 am

Unfortunately I think you might find that the gift idea, is part of the script,
I got the same thing, except mine want's to have my babies as well.
So I sent her a nice PO box number, haven't had a reply, to say she has my address, or a letter, or the nice photo I was promised. Still Fashion Models, and Doctors are busy people.

I really hate to kill the idea about what your NOT going to get, Why not post a stolen picture that she sent you, it sounds like one of my Ladies,
cough,cough. No doubt she can't live without you. So just tell her that whatever she sends will me Ok, As long as it's not a request for cash.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:22 am

You could always demand something THEY themselves would need in their RL's, and have it sent to you. That would surely stick in their craw...

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