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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:42 am |
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My wife presented me with this tonight
http://www.smokingeverywhere.com/
It's an E-cigarette
It looks like a real cigarette. The tip lights up when you puff on it and you inhale nicotine that resembles real smoke. Still not impressed (laughing at me)? Okay...it has to be charged and even came with a car charger
How goofy is that? Okay so if I ever need a cigarette and can't smoke and don't mind looking silly, I can take out my fake cigarette and have at it.
My wife, man She is very sweet and she means well but I dare anyone to top this.
Oh wait....the price...$150.00 |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:47 am |
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I don't think I can beat that, Ghost. I did receive lavender scented on-the-go men's shower gel from my Cousin for Christmas. I think she was perhaps hinting at something. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Location: Germany
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:37 am |
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I have one of those 9 years ago I considered them cool
Speaks German with a distinctive Chinese accent.
Nowadays it serves as my advisor for decisions what to write next to the lad. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:02 am |
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^^^^
It's actually fun to have two of those talk to each other. Almost like getting two lads to meet... |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Ghost... I think you might want to look at these.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28975
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
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Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:15 pm |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:24 pm |
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^^Of course I tried it She was sitting right there in front of me waiting. It works alright but looks dumb as hell. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:41 pm |
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My grandmother (who passed last year at the age of 96) used to give my brother and I this game every year at Christmas. I mean, she used to give it to us EVERY YEAR! I was in my late 30's, and still getting Ting-A-Ling Bingo for Christmas.
The only thing we could figure out is that grandma got a really good deal on a gross of these suckers back when we were in pre-school, and she didn't want them to go to waste.
Every year we knew that we were getting Ting-A-Ling Bingo and underwear. She wouldn't bother to wrap the underwear. She would just put our names on them and hang them from the tree.
My grandmother was a hoot. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:02 pm |
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Ok, that wasn't me.
My Grandparents used to give me itchy sweaters depicting strange things like deer getting shot. I wish I had pictures. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:16 pm |
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Ghost wrote: |
^^Of course I tried it She was sitting right there in front of me waiting. It works alright but looks dumb as hell. |
Dumber than this?
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:26 pm |
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I almost hate to post this, but, jojo did send me one of THESE |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:48 am |
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^^ guess I should count my blessings she didn't buy me any of that. That would have hurt my little feelings
Okay this fake cigarette thing is starting to grow on me. I think I might actually like it.
I thought of a use for it too. Say you at the movies. The movie is long. Like two towers long. So hour two the movie is good and how inconvenient is it to step outside to smoke? Ha, so all I have to do is pull this bad boy out of my pocket and take a puff or two. I can hide the light up tip with my hand to look less like a jackass.
So the joke is on you all. You'll all be having nicotine fits and I wont.
Can someone please post a more goofier gift they received? Please! |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:16 am |
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^^^ Not to mention the hurt it would have put on your little wallet. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:29 am |
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@Ghost
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someone please post a more goofier gift |
You asked for it, kinda
A whole website for you http://www.thegoofygiftshop.com/goofy_gifts.html
Now it's a pity it's a month after Xmas, eh |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
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Location: the land of oz
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:39 am |
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Stainless Steel Odor Remover
can i just say this one does work if you dont beleave me fillet a fish then wash your hands and wipe them around the stainless sink a few times it does work |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:02 am |
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I have a titanium spork, which is more awesome than goofy.
Oh and my birthday present (which has just arrived and is about a month early) is a hennessy hammock, actually it's two hammocks as you get a free one. Again, not so goofy.
Santa bought me this
@A SKYHOOK, my friend had an ozone producing gadget that supposedly cleaned things and removed smells. I never got a chance to try it. |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:41 am |
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This damn thing. Click I hate it! It serves no purpose, but the bride will not let me burn it. (And the dog barks excessively whenever it makes that "holistic soul cleansing" noise. |
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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:58 am |
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Thank you PF...I feel a little better
So much so I think I'll have a puff on my fake cigarette. Everyone is asleep anyway
Yeah...okay, it did nothing for me. Too weak. The cartridge in there is Medium strength and I need the high strength. I have a box of those. Once this cartridge finishes I'll see if the highs are any better.
I haven't have to charge the cigarette it yet |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:16 am |
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^^Not as goofy if it were bought for me
Ah...to wear that is
My wife always comes home with stuff like that. She's wearing it but says "look what I got for you" I don't get it
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:07 am |
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I got sent a book this christmas which has pop songs interpreted through the medium of mathematics...
sound too weird?
I'm not making this up :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Venn-That-Tune-Bringing-Poetry/dp/0340955678/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1232535853&sr=1-2
It lives in the downstairs loo with all the other toilet books. (NB. A toilet book, for the uninitiated, is one that you can dip into whilst spending time in the loo because it does not require reading all the way through. Books of humourous quotations, jokes, pictures, etc all work well.) |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:17 pm |
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Someone I know has one of those electronic cigarettes.... he swears by it now, although the first couple of times I saw him using it I thought he was boldly smoking cannabis indoors using one of those very similarly designed "one-hitter" devices.
Goofiest gift ever: someone gave me a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pudding* when I became a British citizen.
I still have it - only a couple of years past its sell-by date.
*in other words, a meat pie in a can. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:33 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
I almost hate to post this, but, jojo did send me one of THESE |
Well Harry, your wife BEGGED me to send you one. I guess you just don't measure up. I have no need for one obviously.
DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
I got THIS for my birthday. Seems pretty goofy to me. |
That's only goofy in certain circumstances. It depends on who got it for you as a gift. Who was the donor?
Ghost- What does the "vapor" you puff out smell like? I mean, what is that vapor if it's not smoke? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:36 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I have no need for one obviously. |
That is true. You actually need to have one to "extend" it. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:44 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
What does the "vapor" you puff out smell like? I mean, what is that vapor if it's not smoke? |
It's basically orderless but I pick up a slight hint of mint. The vapor, well I don't know what the heck it is. It looks like smoke at first but completely disappears in about one second. Nothing can be seen or smelled when you exhale. |
_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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