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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:03 pm |
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Was chatting with a lad and wasting time by asking him his favorite books (while reading here)
lad
me
Long pause in which I could imagine frantic questions being asked at the internet cafe.....
2 minutes later - lad
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| story novels like "last duty" and "harmlet" and so on |
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| I've never heard of those...what are they about? |
a minute and 45 seconds later - lad
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| harmlet is all about killing of kings |
So I preceded to tell him about a book I had just read: Agent 419
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| It's about this agent that is trying to stop international fraud.... I guess one reason I liked it is because the agent went to Nigeria for part of the time. There was some gang there. But when the author described Nigeria it made me think about you...so maybe that's why I liked it |
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| Oh i will like to read the novel. can you send it to me? |
Phoebe..if you're reading, this is our "Canadian" lad...."harmlet is all about killing of kings"  |
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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
 Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:24 pm |
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I'd read "Agent 419" too, perhaps your lad would be good enough to post it on to me once he's done  |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:09 am |
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^^^I think this whole site is the story of Agent 419  |
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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:56 am |
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"Harmlet: Hamlet's evil twin" |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:00 am |
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Sonnet to the lads on a beautiful new day, apologies to WS!!!
When to the sessions of baiting I have wrought,
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sight the lack of many a thing I sought,
The requested MTCN cannot be found, alas! |
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"YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:25 am |
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"Agent 419" hmm... What kind a book is that I wonder.  Does the lad have something to confess ?
"Harmlet" sounds like a form or torture. I wonder if he really meant "Harlet"
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:56 am |
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Or "Harlot" - about the killing of kings in a slow and not at all painful way... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:15 am |
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I think it's really "Hagrid". |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:55 am |
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a baiter of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back four hundred and nineteen times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. |
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:21 pm |
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PMSL
One of my lads reads lots of navels.
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Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:54 pm |
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^^Well, it's nice to have a hobby and I can think of plenty worse ones than reading navels. |
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