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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:53 pm

At least, it is one I haven't seen before:
There is this huge amount of money Ten Million U.S dollars($10,000,000.00) which my late Husband Mrs.Mary Jand deposited in a fixed deposite(Domicillary) account in a bank in ivory coast Abidjan before he was assasinated by unknown persons.

What do you call it if your late husband was a Mrs somebody? Question

I guess he or she deserved to be assasinated..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:48 pm

PMSL

Someone is sure to post that their husband is called Mary and never lifts the toilet seat or whatever.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:23 pm

S/he was probably related to the "Lad" who opened the scam thus:

Quote:

I AM J0Y K0N3 THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS. 3MM4NU3L K0N3

But in a later message "she" forgot to alter this part of the script (emphasis added):

Quote:

before the death of my late father, he advised me to look for a foriegn partner in any country of my choice where I can transfer this money, and he also told me that it is because of the bad Africa people here that he want me to leave in Abroad and invest this money for my future life as his only son.

Much later in the bait, "she" wasn't happy to be called a he/she...

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:00 pm

gasman wrote:

ivory coast Abidjan before he was assasinated by unknown persons.[/i]

Let me guess. A cocoa magnate. A business even more cutthroat than the Columbian drugs trade.

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:59 am

And assassinated by poisoning - for some reason rival cocoa businessmen (or "magnets") don't allow their hired killers to use guns, knives, or explosives.