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Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

You might receive call from ATM card settlement asking for a marquand Ackbar. He is upset that he could not access his money through sectrans. He could not follow simple task so if he wanted the money he needs to send me a bank account because I am tired of doing western union and money gram. Yell and scream if you want.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

You might receive a call from a barrister Geroge Emmanuel who wants to prove to himself that I am real. He has been through the ringer for awhile and if he gives any problems tell him you will cancel it. Encourage customer support and let him know a bank account would be so much easier for him. thanks..looking forward to hearing from you.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

A lawyer might call. He is either from the Union Chambers or the High Probate Court. they want to know I am for real. I am Marquand a tobacco trader.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Some Metropolitan Bank may call, asking for Mr.K*ith H*ll, you know my character already.

I don't know what he wants to talk about, but feel free to tell him whatever you wish. Mr.H*ll is a little slow in understanding things, maybe you want to play that card.

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:51 pm

You may get a call from a H1nson D1ckson for Mr. C0llette. I honestly can't remember his scam and I wonder if he does too. I think he's into lotto.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

You might get a call from Mail Post Courier Service about the payment method. He will be asking for graveling. Have him explain problem out and give him helpful suggestions. Suggest bank account.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:02 pm

C!

Up for another call? I have quite the little %&! of a lad that is pretending to be a doctor tending to my sister who has been in a terrible car accident.

He's hopelessly off script and should be quite a bit of fun. I'll drop you a PM.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:58 pm

Hi all

In case some of your lads have been complaining about not being able to reach your characters, it's my fault and I apologize for any possible inconvenience caused to your baits. On the other hand, if it has caused inconvenience to the lads, I raise my glass and cheer.

Simply put, I've been too busy to open Skype for a week or two now. Should have updated the thread title to inform about this and will do so in case this happens again. Hopefully not. In any case, it seems the storm has calmed a little and the service is back in business again.

Just opened the line today and had around 300 calls received. It's good to see this number is still useful. Let's aim to keep it so.

-C-

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:21 am

You may get a call from GE0RGE UZ0MA of the C4RLT0N H0T3L, he is expecting a laptop to be sent to him. Feel free to jerk him around. I'm gonna feed him to Mr G0MER anyway.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:29 am

Have you ever considered using celebrity soundboards on these guys? It may spoil some baits, but the comedy would be outstanding. Get some Arnold Schwartzennegar soundboards, and waste some of their sweet time! I'll be investing in Skype soon, this could produce some gold! Shocked

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 3

Barristar S4rr maybe contacting you about flight plans to Logos sometime soon... thanks for your help

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:16 pm

Is anyone baiting barrister M4rk M0rris0n? He called just a while ago. Honest for a lad: said he just wanted to confirm that he is speaking with a real person. I guess he took me seriously enough then.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

A Anthony Chika might call asking for graveling. He wants to make sure I am real before sending banking information.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:06 am

Nancy from Ghana may be calling for Foster. Tell her to get her lazy behind to the Burkina boarder if she wants any money - you are only in the country on the buying trip until Feb 21st .
Feel free to insult her freely, goats have better manners than she does Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:30 pm

Might be far fetched, but does anyone know this Nigerian number: . At the moment it's really the only thing I have from this lad.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

[scam theme: box of money from dead father, consignment fee fraud]

You might be receiving a call from

(lad) at number

(lad phone) on behalf of the Director,

(baiter)

insist he provide his ticket number for security reasons:

short version:

you - help desk
lad - must call from phone with caller id, must say reference number in each call.

.
.

longer version:

You work at the Help Desk of a multinational investment company.

Explain his calls cannot be routed to the baiter because his caller-id information does not show.. until then all his calls will go to voicemail.
[he is dialing from a sip phone (like skype).. and I want him to call from his costly land line]

STRESS that he must slowly and clearly state the entire reference number in each call or his call will go to voicemail
[this is a 40+ string of random characters I generate in each new outbound email hehe]

be as evasive and condescending as you please.. mention high security

thanks Very Happy

---in case anyone wants a peek at what went through my head on picking the ticket sequence hehehe---

+ date + pot + (4-1)(1-1)(9-1)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

You might receive a call from Mbata Mbete asking for graveling. He wants to make sure I am real and complain about the way he made payment. Have him explain his problem since I am clueless on computers Very Happy

Make any suggestions you can to him and maybe use this to get a bank account. Thank you

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

me:

(pun on the alcohol)

lads:

You might receive a call from someone trying to kill me, gasp, but he won't give me his numbah. I have pleaded with him to call me to work something out (it's now a gmail canned response)

I've already paid him $4,000 to WU (he wanted MG, oops), and had to borrow $1200 from a scary guy who recently broke all the windows in my sports car

Recently I've started shooting at people hanging around my three story beach house

my s3cur3 MTCN expires soon... I need to pay back my dangerous friends

(lazy lad hasn't even visited s3c MTCN once!)

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

me:

you might get a call about my huge loan for the shelter from (lad)

he needs to complete s3cur3 mtcn! he needs some extra abuse if you have it

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:16 pm

NotPhil wrote:

(lazy lad hasn't even visited s3c MTCN once!)

That sounds like Brother Ha$$an.

Hey Cyril, I'm expecting a call from a douche named Timothy. I'm sure it's standard procedure to abuse these guys when they call you, but just in case you were in a particularly friendly mood: Timothy Aguta is a pompous t-bag and should be treated as such.
Thanks chief.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:20 pm

The last two posts are music to my ears Twisted Evil

. Both noted and expected.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Mr K1pre might call asking for Ann1e J0hns0n. Ann1e is having some trouble scanning the receipt proving she has made the payment for the adamant1um she has ordered. Unfortunately laddies computer cant display the gif format she sent so she is visiting her sister who has a scanner that does jpeg. You can be one of her employees if you want, she owns a fashion store in Ottawa.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:13 pm

T0dd W1lliams called. Claims to be in New York with consignment, has problems with US customs, wants 800 dollars and has recently sent his baiter email about this.

The fascinating part is, that his number seems to really be from New York area. Might as well be Skype or similar, but could be US lad too. Speaks excellent English.

Anyone know more about this?

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

mr.scissorkick wrote:

NotPhil wrote:

(lazy lad hasn't even visited s3c MTCN once!)

That sounds like Brother Ha$$an.
.

that'd be the one. I keep sending him 10 meg files but he can't seem to open them. I guess image viewers cannot open encrypted RAR volumes

They always want a number and now that they have one they won't call!! arg

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:25 pm

Does someone know barrister Oscar?

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