The G0mer virus - Is it real?

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

I just read this article yesterday:

Do you guys think this is true or not? I searched for kernel32.dll on google:

[Mod edit - Upon request I've masked the text and altered the URL to avoid web searches linking here. Copy, paste & removed breaks to see content]

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:07 pm

Larson wrote:

Do you guys think this is true or not?

No, baiters spoof site

Quote:

Mr Gomer is a dangerous and sick sociopath

that is so true Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:08 pm

Yes for all your lads it's true, everybody knows that chips are made of TNT and with the right code you can have them explode like a bomb. Laughing

For all other internet users it is completely harmless though, but a nice link to sent to your beloved lad who just was Gomerized again. Wink

I bookmarked it Laughing

EDIT an other good one from down under.
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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

Alright then. Smile

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:33 pm

kernel32.dll... Yes it's a file type that is VERY dangerous if you are a scammer. If you're a scam baiter, site killer, or regular joe not doing anything related to scamming I wouldn't worry about it. There's certain keywords that trigger it to blast the mugu, once the program is certain the scammer is behind the screen. Only scammers use those words though, so it's of no worries to us (please read all fine print)

... G0mer is one sick man. Laughing

Quote:

The existence of this file on a computer's hard drive is positive evidence that the G0mer virus has been installed and users should immediately switch off and unplug from the mains. Any attempt to repair or remove the virus places the user in severe danger of serious injury or loss of life from the resulting blast.

Disclaimer: Removing kernel32.dll will mess up a computer. Not promoting jacking up a cafe's computer from this but please think twice before using this modality to get a scammer to mess up a computer not owned by him.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:08 am

BWAHAHA......Gomer, you've become a legend.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:52 am

"Detective Inspector Vic Reeves"

Very poor. Laughing

I am so going to use that on my next lad that isn't in a cafe!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:57 pm

The G0mer virus. When lads get it, they blow up. When baiters get it, it changes their personalities and turns them into evil dolla choppers! Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:00 pm

I love the Authors name - "Constance Noring". Classic! Reminds me of my office.

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:32 am

Message in from Mr G0mer

Quote:

U JOIN WID DI GOMERB0YZ GANG OKAY
DIS UR LAST CHANSE NO MOR MR NICE GUYMAN
I AM MR BOMBASTIC

It could be tigbitties work - nice Laughing

Going straight on the website

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:38 am

Ahh, now pointing the finger at kernel32.dll was my doing I'm afraid. It's not just innocent, it's the beating heart at the core of Windows, and as such is covered by the Windows File Protection functionality - attempt to destroy/move/rename/delete/hide/shout names at it all you like - from XP onwards, Windows will self-heal (try renaming it, you'll see a fresh copy appears instantly) which is why I proposed it as a dangerous file - and when lads try to delete it, they never can. It's all part of the FUD campaign that is Gomer Wink

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