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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:29 pm

in your first or second response...

I was curious and wanted to see what he/she would send me.

lad wrote:

Beloved in the Lord xxxxxxxxxx,

Regarding my previous mail I am a new Christain convert suffering from Long Cancer of the breast, and cancer of the tongue. I stated my world clearly to you because of my Ill-condition which I have being suffering for a couple of years without getting free from the sickness.Few Days ago I realized that I am not going to survive from this sickness and that warrant me to contact you regarding the distribution of my Late husband wealth in help of the lessprevillaged once arround the world.

My husband left US$44MILLION in different countries and in Different Banks and Security Companies which I have the right to present any Man or Woman as my next of kin to recieve the fund and work upon my instruction before i leave the earth .Since the Doctor have said that I am not going to survive from the sickness i started searching for unknown individual who can be in possition to distribute my fund in help of the followings:

1.BUILDING CHILD CARE FOUNDATION
2.BUILDING SCHOOL OF DEAF AND DUMF
3.BUILDING LESS-PRIVILLAGE HOMES IN YOUR COUNTRY IN YOUR NAME AND MINE.
4.DISTRIBUTING TO MOTHERLESS BABY HOMES.

Here are my mission for seeking for your help before it get too late for me.
I will like to confirm your willingness to assist in distribution of this fund as i stated herein.
Thanks and remain Bless in the Lord.
Mrs.Joy Anderson

I wrote:

Dear Joy,

May I see a picture of your breast (the one with cancer)?
Thanks.

Sincerely

No response. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:18 pm

BWHAHHAAH! For some reason, that just made me laugh really hard. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

I'm not sure any self respecting cancer patient would oblige, but you never know. Your use of brackets is just great Razz

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:35 pm

Quote:

No response.

Apologize that you might have worded it wrong and explain why you asked it. You now this great healer who works with pictures or parts of the patient (like hair or nail clippings) to do remarkable things with the power of prayer, he has cured many people in your home town and as you wanted to help you thought of this possible solution, but in your haste you worded it all wrong. Confused

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:39 pm

@bill

That's good, I'm going to try that!

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:46 pm

the next step would be to ask him for a lock of hair, you are orange I noticed, so he can have a better go at it. Step three you're going to need a written report on how (s)he was helped by it as the healer try's to get an official healer status.(for money of course)
Some are very religious, some believe in Voodoo so your task is to find out what (s)he believes in and spin it from there.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:29 pm

I sometimes ask them where they found my e-mail address. The usual answer is "searching the net". I guess they do not know the difference between WHERE and HOW.
Sometimes I got really crazy answers to that one. Like "in my dead husband's diary" Question