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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:29 pm |
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in your first or second response...
I was curious and wanted to see what he/she would send me.
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Beloved in the Lord xxxxxxxxxx,
Regarding my previous mail I am a new Christain convert suffering from Long Cancer of the breast, and cancer of the tongue. I stated my world clearly to you because of my Ill-condition which I have being suffering for a couple of years without getting free from the sickness.Few Days ago I realized that I am not going to survive from this sickness and that warrant me to contact you regarding the distribution of my Late husband wealth in help of the lessprevillaged once arround the world.
My husband left US$44MILLION in different countries and in Different Banks and Security Companies which I have the right to present any Man or Woman as my next of kin to recieve the fund and work upon my instruction before i leave the earth .Since the Doctor have said that I am not going to survive from the sickness i started searching for unknown individual who can be in possition to distribute my fund in help of the followings:
1.BUILDING CHILD CARE FOUNDATION
2.BUILDING SCHOOL OF DEAF AND DUMF
3.BUILDING LESS-PRIVILLAGE HOMES IN YOUR COUNTRY IN YOUR NAME AND MINE.
4.DISTRIBUTING TO MOTHERLESS BABY HOMES.
Here are my mission for seeking for your help before it get too late for me.
I will like to confirm your willingness to assist in distribution of this fund as i stated herein.
Thanks and remain Bless in the Lord.
Mrs.Joy Anderson |
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Dear Joy,
May I see a picture of your breast (the one with cancer)?
Thanks.
Sincerely |
No response. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:18 pm |
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BWHAHHAAH! For some reason, that just made me laugh really hard. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:29 pm |
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I'm not sure any self respecting cancer patient would oblige, but you never know. Your use of brackets is just great |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:35 pm |
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Apologize that you might have worded it wrong and explain why you asked it. You now this great healer who works with pictures or parts of the patient (like hair or nail clippings) to do remarkable things with the power of prayer, he has cured many people in your home town and as you wanted to help you thought of this possible solution, but in your haste you worded it all wrong. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:39 pm |
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@bill
That's good, I'm going to try that! |
_________________ x12
With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:46 pm |
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the next step would be to ask him for a lock of hair, you are orange I noticed, so he can have a better go at it. Step three you're going to need a written report on how (s)he was helped by it as the healer try's to get an official healer status.(for money of course)
Some are very religious, some believe in Voodoo so your task is to find out what (s)he believes in and spin it from there. |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:29 pm |
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I sometimes ask them where they found my e-mail address. The usual answer is "searching the net". I guess they do not know the difference between WHERE and HOW.
Sometimes I got really crazy answers to that one. Like "in my dead husband's diary" wtf? |
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your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:42 pm |
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^^^^^ Thats funny |
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"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
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Diana Prince
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2008
Posts: 101
Location: in my invisible airplane
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:35 pm |
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If Mrs.Joy is too modest to send you a picture of her cancerous breast, might she perhaps be willing to send you a picture of her cancerous tongue? |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:39 pm |
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@Diana
Should have told her that I wanted to see her cancerous tongue licking her cancerous breast.
Curses! Maybe next time. |
_________________ x12
With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:01 pm |
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Well it does spread you know.
You might need a whole body photo |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Ukulele Ungabunga
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Dec 2008
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Location: CO
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:32 pm |
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I don't care if you didn't get a reply to that...I'm still chuckling |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Location: Dislocated
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:40 am |
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