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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:52 pm |
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By popular request I have rewritten "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers. Enjoy.
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When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard to scam you
And when the money comes in for the lotto you won
I'll take almost every penny from you
When I come home oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about taking money from you
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road. |
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 = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
   x15 (some survived)  x280   
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated  |
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SonicBOOM
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 83
Location: In a higher state of consciousness
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Nice job.  |
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A1ice Ibri5 - "may god hammer you hand there see make i tell you since your life you naver go westen union day u no dey even eat there baga"
Andr3w B1gnell - "Please we will not entertain all this."
Jenn3y M4gudu - "Listen i am a banker so don't tell me all about transfer which i know that you knew nothing about ok" |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:55 pm |
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I see you pay attention over at the radio show... nice re-write. |
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CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
 
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:04 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:11 pm |
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Adamu certainly thanks you. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Let me know what song you guys want done next. I often have slack time at work so send me the song you want redone, complete with current lyrics to . |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:28 am |
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I specifically like the part where it says: da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da |
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