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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:34 pm

@Mentor

Yeah I do believe that Tripoli was a long shot.
The lad is in Nigeria, so maybe I could get him to Ghana or Camaroon or something.
The ship being boarded is a good one. I'll try and salvage this that way if I don't hear from him in a couple days. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:50 pm

What you told me about IP#'s, Benin should be a nice second try? Just give him an option again like you did the first time, never thought about it, but that's the way to go, you don't force him to do anything, he offers his help Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:55 pm

This just in.
He suspects that I might be Al-Queada.. Laughing

lad wrote:

Hi R1ch4rd,

I don't believe in this your so call business. What did you want me to do now? to go and loan just because i want to travel? If you're serious send me the remaining amount. Then i will join you in L1bia insh4llah.
I don't even believe you anymore about this deal or are you alq4eda? If you're alq4eda let me know who you are. I thank god for not summit the letter of my resignation.
I'm going back to my work on Sunday. If you don't have anything to do about it.Pls don't mail me about this hopeless business anymore
Thanks

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:39 pm

Same new IP# ? then he might have given you to a friend that doesn't believe you. pity, but it happens. Let it slide and see if they keep writing to you.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 pm

@bill

NO, I just checked it and it's a NEW one! Confused

Sending you a pm..

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:39 am

I think that your transaction should work out fine. Most of the money has been wired into your secret account, but the cops are hot on your trail.
You have half a million in travel, escape money. You have hidden the cash in a cave in Yankari park (there are 59 of them there) and are hiding out at a S1mb@ camp in Cameroon. You need him to retrieve the cash, and bring it to you in Cameroon, and you'll give him a share.
Just a crazy thought... Cool

edit: wrong word..

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:08 pm

This just in.
Lad was kind enough to put an English AND Arabic translation in his message.. Confused

lad wrote:

ريتشارد الأعزاء ،

يمكنني الآن ان نفهم منك. كنت اعتقد انني لن نتراجع بعد أن أرسلت لي النقود الخاصة بالرحلة؟ ريتشارد ، كم هو 800 دولار. ومن المؤسف أن كنت لا تعرف لي. يمكنني القيام بأي شيء لكسب المال. حتى لو كنت الإرهابية لا مانع. أستطيع العمل alqaeda كوس لانهم يقاتلون من اجل الصواب. أنا مسلم أيضا.

ريتشارد ، في محاولة لفهم لي. يمكنني العودة بعد جمع أموالك ، وحالتي الصحية لا تستطيع السفر عن طريق البر ، واعتقد انني يمكن ان تطير من نيجيريا. سمعت عن مكان الدعوة مدينة كانو من السهل جدا ، ومن هناك الى طرابلس. صدقوني ريتشارد لتتمكن من إرسال الأموال إلى نيجيريا حتى أستطيع أن تبدأ رحلتي من هناك. تذكر ان هناك صديق لي أيضا أن لمساعدة المهتمين ايل بيلو عزيز الحاج. وليس غيرها من صديق لك أن تشكو منه. ويعتقد ريتشارد لي ، أنا مهتم كثيرا حتى لو ش يمكن ارسال ما يصل الى ذلك.
يمكنك إرسال الأموال للحصول على تطير من هنا او من نيجيريا. جريدة الحاج Azzes سوف يكملها. كوس كلا منا على استعداد للمساعدة. نحاول أن نفهم لي

Aaaand the English version.

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I can now understand you. You think i will back out after sending me money for the trip? R1ch4rd, how much is $800. Is a pity that you don't know me. I can do anything to make money. Even if you're terrorist i don't mind.. I can work for alqaeda cos they are fighting for the right thing. I'm also a Muslim.
R1ch4rd, try to understand me. I can back out after collecting your money, My health can not travel by road, to believe me i can fly from N1geria if you would mind to show you how serious i'm. I heared about a place that call K4no city is very easy from there to Tr1poli. To believe me R1ch4rd you can send the money to N1geria so that i can start my journey from there. Remember there's a friend of mine that also interested to help 3l h4jji Az33z B3llo. Not the other friend of mine that you complain about him. Believe me R1ch4rd, I'm so much interested even if u can send up to that.
You can send the money to get a fly from here or from N1geria. 3l H4jj1 Azz3s will complete it. Cos both of us are ready to help. Try to understand me

He seems to be back in Benin now.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:22 pm

SlapHappy's solution sounds rather tempting to me Twisted Evil

Just see if he is willing to adjust to a new plan or if he will fly to Tripoli for you.
I would stay away from terrorists relations until you get him in a civilized spot somewhere, if they then think he is one, who knows, you might loose a friend Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:24 pm

he said he is willing to fly to K@no City? you mentioned a pilot friend in a previous email?

tell him you arranged for your pilot friend to bring him to K@no City. he will meet him at a private airfield in xxxxxx, at xx:00.

if he is not willing to do this, he is not serious about doing business. Wink

edited to add; i like slaphappy's thought.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:48 pm

The Kan0 city thing is tempting, but I've been passed around by what seems to be a minimum of 4 different lads now. So I think it's possible that he simply has another contact in Kan0.
Am thinking of maybe telling him that the ship had problems getting through the Straight of Gibralter due to fears of inspection etc, and that I had to have it re-routed to W. Africa. I don't want to be passed on to another lad so I will certainly have to send a "courier".

What country are these Y4nkari parks in? When the time comes, perhaps my "courier" will get spooked and hide the money in one of these parks. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:00 pm

Just sent this off.
Will see where he is coming from and hopefully get him to waste a bit of his time.

me wrote:

Dear H4j1,

I'm glad you finally understand what I have been trying to say to you all along.
There has been a new development with the shipment however.
I received a telegram from the Ship's Captain late last night and he told me he was unable to pass through the Straight of Gibr4lter due to low tides and shallow waters.

I am now looking into having the ship land and offload the Tanks in Western Africa somewhere, but I have to find a country where I can bribe the Officials first. I have some possibilities in S3negal, Gh4na, C4maroon, and Lib3ria.
I believe in an earlier message that you told me that you lived in Si3rre Leone or some West African country H4j1, is this correct?
Either way, I believe that Western Africa will be much closer for you, and hopefully a lot easier for the buyer. I have to contact the buyer and ask him where he is able to pick up the Tanks from, pray that he isn't angry about the cancellation of Tr1poli my friend.

Your Friend

I like the courier idea and the Yankari park idea. I will give him the option of me either sending him a bank to bank transfer or sending a courier to a neighboring country to hand him the money.
Scooby and I are trying to get a couple lads to have a confusing meeting with each other.

Just received this.

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

That's great idea.
Call me anytime anyday if you're ready

You're damn right it's a great idea H4j1!! You crazy little 4l-Qu3da sympathizer you!
Sending Scooby a message to see where he's at with his bait and if his lad has his bags packed.

*edit*
Just sent him this. Once he admits where exactly he is located Scooby is going to send his lad to meet mine. The mails should be entertaining.

me wrote:

Dear Friend,

Where are you located exactly H4j1? I have some associates that work for me on occasion as couriers. I may be able to have one of them drop off some traveling funds for you if you are located anywhere near B3nin, S3negal, Gh4na.
I trust these young couriers wholeheartedly, as they have done a lot of work for me in the past. You can trust them as well.

Let me know where I can send them my friend.

Sincerely

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 10

cant wait for the response!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:02 pm

Ok he's admitting to being in Benin now. And now he's wanting me to be urgent.

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I'm living in B3nin Republic. Pls make it fast before i make my final decision about risgnation

*edit*

Just sent this off.
After coordinating some stuff with Scooby, I came up with this. So far it's a fairly easy plan for a dumb lad to follow, so I'm hoping he doesn't screw it up or whine too much.

me wrote:

Dear H4j1,

There really is not too much of a need to rush right now my friend, as the Ship has been delayed until Febru4ry 4th. I have found a suitable landing site for the Ship in Lib3ria H4j1, but I will provide you with funds to travel there so that you will not have any issue.
I have contacted one of my young C0uriers who lives in Cot0nou and he will deliver the funds to you in cash. The C0urier is the son of a man that I have been doing business with for several years H4j1, he is a very trustworthy young man.

The money is in the amount of $7500US Dollars, I hope that is not a problem for you. If it is a problem for you H4j1, please let me know soon so that my C0urier has time to exchange the monies for your local currency.

You will need only to meet with the c0urier at 12AM/M1dnight on the 24th of J4nuary in front of the Cot0nou Cath3dral. He will have the money with him.

I will contact you with more details soon my friend.

Sincerely

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:49 pm

@blah,

Yankari National Park is in Northeastern Nigeria. Northeast of Jos state, where all the Christian/Muslim fighting was going on about a month ago.
I believe their are buses from Bauchi into the park, about 100 miles from there. Read more about this wonderful tourist destination here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankari_National_Park

I hope your lad meet goes well, but they usually don't, as it's hard to get two different lads on two different baits to do what you want at the same time. But don't ever let that stop you! That's where all the fun is, in trying! Very Happy

Best of luck! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:12 pm

Today's update.

Sent this off this morning because I hadn't heard from my lad.

me wrote:

Dear H4j1,

I have not heard from you my friend, are you ok?
I hope that you have not been harmed in that mine that you work in, please write me and let me know that you are safe H4j1.

I sent you the instructions for receiving your travel funds H4j1, bit I have not heard from you at all.
I need to know if you can do this H4j1, otherwise I have to make other arrangements for someone else to do it.

I look forward to hearing from you my friend.

Sincerely

The lazy little turd send me this.. Rolling Eyes

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I am always be there for you. The ball is in your net.
Call me when you're ready

Well thanks for the reassurance H4j1...
I sent him this.

me wrote:

Dear H4j1,

I do not have a secure phone in which to call you from at this time.

You did not answer my questions in the previous email my friend.
Did you receive my instructions for obtaining your travel funds H4j1? Is the city of Cot0nou, B3nin an easy destination for you?

I have arranged for you to receive $7500 USD H4j1, that should be a sufficient amount for you to travel to S3negal to meet the Ship.

Sincerely

This lad is pretty dense. Were I to be a RL vic, I don't think this lad would be smart enough to pick up the money he even scammed from me..

He send me this.

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I receive your instuction. But, i have not receive any money.
Remeber i'm a poor man ok!

Even as I am posting this, he and I are bantering back and forth... Rolling Eyes

He really just doesn't seem to "get it"..

me wrote:

H4j1,

I told you before how you were going to obtain your travel funds H4j1. Did you even read my previous emails?

I am arranging for a courier to meet with you in front of the Cot0nou Cath3dral on January 24th and deliver the funds to you in Cash.
I know that you have a job that makes you work during the week, so I arranged for the meeting to happen on a Saturday H4j1.

Do you understand what I am telling you?

Your friend

AGAIN, he sends me some moronic drivel. He's about to get slapped.

lad wrote:

R1ch4rd,

I heared you. But, i hope the person would ask me any fucking money? Cos, i dont a pen to give him or her
Thank

Just sent this.
I am about to cuss him out for being a complete idiot.

me wrote:

H4j1,

When did I ever say that YOU were going to be paying for anything?
I am the one sending funds TO YOU H4j1, do you understand what I am saying?

If you don't want me to send you any money for travel then I will send it to someone else who will travel and actually listen to my instructions.

Let me know.

Hopefully his little hampster will jump back on it's wheel and get his brain working again.
Dumb lads can be fun, but I am at my wit's end with this one..

For good measure, I just sent off this to my stupid little lad.

me wrote:

H4j1,

You complained to me earlier about how you had no money to travel with, so I sent $7500USD to one of my C0uriers in Africa to deliver the money to you so you can travel.

All you have to do is meet the C0urier in front of the Cot0nou Cath3dral on January 24th and pick up your money H4j1. You do not have to pay him anything H4j1. You only have to meet him, take your money, and leave.

It is a very very simple thing to do H4j1.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:32 pm

Ask him if he is emailing you from a drug or alcohol induced stupor.
Some braincells died along the way somewhere. Cool

edit:
One more idiotic email from the lad, and send him these:
http://members.419eater.com/~slaphappy/soundfiles/doitself.wav
http://members.419eater.com/~slaphappy/soundfiles/toupee.wav

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:09 pm

My lad seems a bit brighter than yours Blah!

Still, theres 12 days to go so plenty of time for him to bleat about travel funds yet. His latest email....

Quote:

Another week has just began and i pray God will see us through. I have not inform my brother about you. I am the only one who knows about you and i will keep it secret and confidential as we agreed. Am therefore assuring you that i will not tell him about you.

Regarding the meeting, please do inform your agent that am coming with my brother. The money involve is a lot and i therefore can not handle it alone. Am young as i told you and so i need him there even though i am just older than him by 1 year.

I have already inform him that we are meeting someone from Europe who want to buy the gold but can not travel here so we have to meet them in Benin. Once again, he does not and will not know about you.

Due to the shot time you have between arrive and departure, please do make sure your agents put in place the means to transport it from here to the boat. I hope they are working on that already or they know their way out.

I will be waiting for your reply.

Take care and enjoy your week.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:25 pm

@Scooby.

Yeah whatever! my lad can totally beat up your lad ANYDAY! Laughing

I wish my lad would transfer me back to the "smarter" lads that he originally passed me off to.
I'm getting tired of dealing with this dumbass.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:41 pm

blah wrote:

@Scooby.

Yeah whatever! my lad can totally beat up your lad ANYDAY! Laughing

If all goes to plan and this runs better than could be expected we may well find out!

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:31 pm

This just in. Now he thinks I may be the FBI or CIA trying to entrap him. Seems as though we've done a complete role-reversal.
Rolling Eyes

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I'll be very glad if you can do this without any problem.
Pls are you not C.I.4 or F.B.1? i dont know may be you're doing investigation on me so that you can arest me. First place i ask you just $800 to assist me, you said you dont have money. Now you're sending $7:500 how possible is that. I'm scare of you.
Why can't you transfer the money or i have a good idea can post the money through my post office? R1ch4rd, trust me i would back out after the money.
I suel allmighty allah with alquran

He also sent this. I believe he has developed multiple personalities. Confused

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

Please, Which of the courier company are you sending the money pls let me know
I'm ready, i mean i'm ready to assist you

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:49 pm

are you sure they are from the same lad? The first message is nicely written and mostly proper. the second, not so much.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:06 pm

@MewingG

I've been getting passed around during this whole bait so it wouldn't surprise me if he passed me off again.

To be honest, I no longer care. I'm just using him to get Scooby a pith helmet at this point, and hopefully both of our lads into a fist fight or something. Very Happy

Just sent this off.

me wrote:

Dear H4j1,

No my friend, I am not any of those law enforcement agencies H4j1. Let me explain to you why I am doing what I do.
I do not use normal avenues for sending money to complete strangers H4ji, I want to be able to trust you, but until you and I have met, I can't help but remain a bit cautious my friend.
The reason I am arranging the funds to be delivered to you in this way is so that I can keep you safe from law enforcement.

I know that you had only asked for $800 dollars H4ji, but that is not going to be enough for you to buy a plane ticket, hotel, food, proper business clothing, a vehicle, a secure satallite phone, and any other living expenses my friend. That is why I am sending $7500 dollars.

The courier I am using isn't a "courier service" H4ji, it is a good friend I have in B3nin. He will give you the traveling funds and some very detailed instructions on what you are supposed to do.
You can trust him H4ji, he is a young man, but he is also very smart and trustworthy.

This is a very normal process in this line of work H4ji, it may seem strange to you now my friend, but you will get accustomed to it in the future.
I have been doing things this way for many years H4ji and I have managed to never be arrested. You will have to trust my judgement.

Your friend

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:09 pm

I think blah's got himself a little gang of mixed up chicken4h1t small bois.
You are going to have trouble just getting them across town. I don't think they have left their neighborhood their whole lives. Smile

Edit: Gee. ^^I don't normally say pessimistic things like this. What's gotten into me!! Embarassed

Of course blah will make real men out of these bois, and get them to travel! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:09 pm

lol thanks for your vote of confidence Slap! Laughing

He just sent this in. I think I am going to start hinting around that I am VERY interested in becoming Muslim.

lad wrote:

Dear R1ch4rd,

I'll be very glad to met you in person. I can now see that you really mean business.
I'm going to send the letter of my resignation to my office.
I'll be expecting you.
But, i'm still scared of this business. But, i believe in ALL4H

Just sent this off to my frightened little terrorist-in-training.

me wrote:

My Friend,

Remember H4ji, you can resign now if you like, but your traveling funds will not be there until the 24th of January my friend. So just keep that in mind as I don't want you to have any financial hardship.

H4ji, there is nothing to be afraid of in this business as long as you are careful and do as I say.
DO NOT tell anyone about what you are doing, you never know who might betray you to the police.
Everyone involved in this line of work are very professional people and very thorough.

H4ji, I am curious about your God All4h and the whole religion of Isl4m. Perhaps you could tell me more about it my friend.

Sincerely

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:36 pm

I've assured my lad that my agent is more than willing to meet him and his brother. It was then that my "lad" reminded me of something I'd forgot since I'd lost his opening script....

Quote:

A tad forgetful on my behalf but rather encouraging all the same. What's the betting the "Lady" can't make the meet but her "Brother" will be able to?
And even if she does turn up - I reckon my lady will still kick Blah's lads chicken boi arse all over Benin Smile

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