Tr4cy, she's so keen

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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:53 pm

Found this unpleasant piece of human cack at 4ppl, there's a couple of comic moments....

This is only our second chat and she wants to pop over for a couple of weeks, considering my picture on 4ppl.... Well, her guide dog needs a good kick.

Poor me, i just want to meet a nice girl with a decent Goat stew and Rice recipe Sad

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lad (6:52 PM): hello
DVM (6:53 PM): hi there
lad (6:53 PM): how are u doing today honey
lad (6:53 PM): <ding>
lad (6:53 PM): hello u there?
DVM (6:53 PM): sure am
DVM (6:53 PM): Im good, a bit cold but good
DVM (6:53 PM): how are you?
lad (6:54 PM): am fine honey just that i have miss you soo much i have been on here waiitng for you long honey
lad (6:54 PM): to talk to you
lad (6:54 PM): and how was ur day?
DVM (6:54 PM): It's been ok so far
DVM (6:55 PM): Sunday is always a lazy day
DVM (6:55 PM): what did you do today?
lad (6:55 PM): oh yes u are right
DVM (6:56 PM): ^^^
lad (6:56 PM): i went to my friends place and i just got back home honey
DVM (6:56 PM): where are you? Im in Amsterdam
lad (6:56 PM): and wht about you
DVM (6:56 PM): what about me?
lad (6:57 PM): yes
DVM (6:57 PM): what do you want to know?
lad (6:58 PM): i want to know wht do u really want a love or wht honey
DVM (6:59 PM): I've been too busy working. No time to find a nice girl DVM (6:59 PM): But now my job has changed and I dont travel so much anymore
lad (6:59 PM): oh ic
DVM (6:59 PM): Before, I was travelling all the time, 6 months in Europe , 3 in the US, 6 in China
DVM (6:59 PM): always
DVM (6:59 PM): moving around
DVM (7:00 PM): how about you|?
lad (7:01 PM): i have spend all my time in school now and i just
came out from school as well and now i am looking for a new job no and also looking for the reall key to my heart as wlel
DVM (7:01 PM): where are you?
lad (7:01 PM): am from Ghana west arica
lad (7:01 PM): can you see my pic?
DVM (7:01 PM): what did you study at school?
DVM (7:02 PM): where is it?
DVM (7:02 PM): your pic
lad (7:02 PM): do you want me to send that to your email?
DVM (7:02 PM): oh, yes please
DVM (7:02 PM): that would be nice
lad (7:02 PM): ok
DVM (7:03 PM): what did you study at school?
lad (7:03 PM): accounting honey
DVM (7:03 PM): Hey, can I ask you a question? Its kind of silly but its important to me
lad (7:04 PM): ok ask me
DVM (7:05 PM): Are you a good cook?
lad (7:05 PM): Yes very good honey
lad (7:05 PM): very very good
DVM (7:05 PM): Really? Ah, that's great!
lad (7:05 PM): Yes honey and darling i want to tell you somrthing
DVM (7:06 PM): what sort of dishes do you like to p[repare
DVM (7:06 PM): ?
DVM (7:06 PM): tell me....
lad (7:07 PM): honey is that i am really in love with you as well
lad (7:07 PM): and i do not know wht to do i have been thinking
about our chat yesturday honey
lad (7:07 PM): and i think why dont u let me come to you as well
DVM (7:08 PM): I'd be happy for you to come
DVM (7:08 PM): We could get to know each other better face to face. You could cook for me
DVM (7:08 PM): what sort of dishes do you like to prepare?
lad (7:09 PM): oh yes
lad (7:09 PM): Goat dishies honey (w00t! I love a good Goat)
DVM (7:09 PM): OH YEAH!
DVM (7:09 PM): I like Goat stew with rice, how about you?
DVM (7:10 PM): moment.... phone
lad (7:11 PM): ok
lad (7:12 PM): u there
DVM (7:12 PM): im back
DVM (7:12 PM): Did you send me that pic yet?
lad (7:12 PM): ok what is ur email address
lad (7:13 PM): ur email address
DVM (7:13 PM): [email protected]
DVM (7:13 PM): So you want to visit Amsterdam?
lad (7:14 PM): i just sent that honey
DVM (7:14 PM):
lad (7:14 PM): did u got it?
DVM (7:14 PM): I sure did
lad (7:14 PM): ok
DVM (7:15 PM): oh, you're so cute
lad (7:15 PM): do you like it honey?
DVM (7:16 PM): I surely do !!!
lad (7:16 PM):
DVM (7:16 PM): lilac is definitely your colour
lad (7:16 PM): do you love that honey
DVM (7:17 PM): oh yes
DVM (7:17 PM): Im a lucky guy
lad (7:18 PM): yes honey
lad (7:18 PM): darling so which country are u from?
lad (7:18 PM): i mean where are u now
DVM (7:18 PM): Im English but I live in Amsterdam, the netherlands lad (7:18 PM): oh ok honey
lad (7:18 PM): darling you really sound as a very nice man as well and i wish to come to you as well
DVM (7:19 PM): http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=amsterdam &sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=51.754532,87.539063&ie=UTF8&ll=52.373922,4.890976 &spn=0.314819,0.683899&z=11&g=amsterdam
DVM (7:19 PM): I have a fine kitchen, we could shop together
lad (7:19 PM): Really honey
DVM (7:19 PM): I would get your goat (And I mean REALLY get your Goat)
DVM (7:19 PM): no kidding
lad (7:19 PM): wowwwwwwww
DVM (7:20 PM): we could look in all the Amsterdam windows together
lad (7:20 PM): wowww that will be nice honey yes (seems unlikely to the DVM Twisted Evil

)
DVM (7:20 PM):
lad (7:20 PM): honey so when do you want me to come honey
DVM (7:21 PM): Oh, i want you to come
DVM (7:21 PM): Just looking at my diary
DVM (7:22 PM): hmmmm, Im busy with work for the next 2 weeks
lad (7:22 PM): honey will send me money to come for my flght honey DVM (7:22 PM): I gotta finish this project and collection the completion bonus
DVM (7:23 PM): then Im free for a couple of weeks
DVM (7:23 PM): Could you come at the end of January?
lad (7:23 PM): Really honey
DVM (7:23 PM): yeah, really
lad (7:24 PM): but honey will you send me the money to get to the travelling agency so that they will start getting my papers ready for me to come honey
DVM (7:24 PM): I can't see that being a problem
DVM (7:24 PM): Find some flight details
DVM (7:25 PM): plan to come over on the 30 Jan
DVM (7:25 PM): and stay until 15 Feb
DVM (7:25 PM): ?
DVM (7:25 PM): Is that ok?
DVM (7:25 PM): I will arrange you a hotel, obvious;y, no funny business (I'm such a gentleman)
DVM (7:25 PM): damn phone! moment
lad (7:26 PM): ok darling i know some travelling agency here let me call them now so that let me found out how much it will cost me to come ho9ney
lad (7:26 PM): ok
lad (7:29 PM): am calling the travelling agency now honey
lad (7:33 PM): am still here waiting honey
DVM (7:34 PM): nearly done, back soon
lad (7:35 PM): ok honey
lad (7:35 PM): i just talking to the Travelling agency near the airport honey
lad (7:36 PM): and they said it will cost me 1 thousand 3 hundred
and fitfty euro for me to there honey
DVM (7:36 PM): Im so sorry about that baby
DVM (7:37 PM): Samsung ar starting up the new Omnia production line DVM (7:37 PM): Their engineers wanted to asdk me some questions
DVM (7:37 PM): <sigh>
DVM (7:37 PM): but Im all yours now
lad (7:37 PM): so are you going now
DVM (7:37 PM): no, no
DVM (7:38 PM): I told them what they wanted to know
DVM (7:38 PM): but it was important, sorry
lad (7:38 PM): oh ok honey
lad (7:38 PM): so can we still chat honey?
DVM (7:38 PM): yyyy
DVM (7:38 PM): You were telling me about flights and stuff
lad (7:39 PM): yes honey
lad (7:39 PM): they said it will cost me 1 thousand 3 hundred and fitfty euro for me to there honey
DVM (7:39 PM): you have a passport?
lad (7:39 PM): yes honey i do
DVM (7:40 PM): cool cool
DVM (7:40 PM): so when can you fly?
lad (7:40 PM): they said if am able to make the payment to them i xcan fly anymoment that i want to honey
DVM (7:41 PM): 30 Jan is ok?
DVM (7:41 PM): Thats a friday
lad (7:41 PM): yes honey if that is ok for you am cool with it
lad (7:41 PM): yes i think that is cool
DVM (7:41 PM): good
DVM (7:41 PM): so fly to which airport? I will pick you up
lad (7:42 PM): what is the name of the international airport honey DVM (7:43 PM): In Amsterdam, thats Schippol
lad (7:43 PM): oh ok
lad (7:43 PM): then i think that is cool and very easy for this agency honey
DVM (7:44 PM): But im sure the travel agent can tell you all that
DVM (7:44 PM): So go ahead and make the travel arrangements, we're going to have such a good time
lad (7:44 PM): oh yes
lad (7:45 PM): oh ok
lad (7:45 PM): but honey when do you think you can send the money so that i will make the payment to the travelling agency honey
DVM (7:45 PM): Thats no problem
DVM (7:45 PM): tomorrow I must go into the city
DVM (7:46 PM): so if you can let me know your travel plans
DVM (7:46 PM): I can pay the agency direct if you like
DVM (7:46 PM): or....
DVM (7:46 PM): tell me what you want to do
lad (7:46 PM): oh yes
lad (7:46 PM): am Ready to come honey
DVM (7:47 PM): Oh, i want you to come
DVM (7:47 PM): bloody phone (coitus interruptus courtesy of Samsung Wink

lad (7:47 PM): i want you to send the money to me tommorow so that i will be able to pic it up so that i will go to the tarvelling agency to pay the money to them honey
lad (7:47 PM): ohh
lad (7:48 PM): so that everthing to move on fast honey
DVM (7:49 PM): yeah me too
lad (7:50 PM): ok honey
DVM (7:50 PM): so, get in touch with the agency and get an itinarery DVM (7:50 PM): and fwd it to me
DVM (7:50 PM): at [email protected]
lad (7:50 PM): honey getting to the agenycy is not the problem honey\ DVM (7:50 PM): So I can see the dates & times
DVM (7:51 PM): then how do I pay ?
DVM (7:51 PM): shall I pay the agency direct or?
lad (7:51 PM): hioney i will have to pay first before they get me everything honey
lad (7:51 PM): i think i have to give you my address so that5 you will s end the money throgh western union so that i will be able to pic it up tommorow morning to get to the agency
DVM (7:52 PM): Im sure they will give you an itenarery, we need to be sure the dates and times are right for us. I would hate for you to arrive at the airport and Im not there
DVM (7:52 PM): that would be awful, pretty girl like you all alone DVM (7:52 PM): Schippol is a bad place
DVM (7:53 PM): lots of 'transients'
lad (7:53 PM): ohh noo honey the travelling agency here is very good honey
DVM (7:53 PM): ok, so no problem then
DVM (7:53 PM): hmmm, I cant wait
DVM (7:53 PM): Amsterdam is the heart of the diamond trade you know lad (7:53 PM): and me too honey
DVM (7:54 PM): and diamonds make a beautiful engagement ring....
DVM (7:54 PM): So I think we have a plan
DVM (7:54 PM): you will get the travel details and mail them and your address to me tomoorow
DVM (7:55 PM): and I will send the money to you
DVM (7:56 PM): How to send the money? Would you like me to pay the agency direct or?
DVM (7:56 PM): hello?
lad (7:57 PM): <ding>
lad (7:57 PM): am here hun
lad (7:57 PM): hello
lad (7:57 PM): internet problem
lad (7:57 PM): hello love are u there
lad (7:58 PM): hello
DVM (7:58 PM): im here sweety
DVM (7:58 PM): How to send the money? Would you like me to pay the agency direct or?
DVM (7:59 PM): I'm going to get you sooooo much goat, I can hardly wait
lad (7:59 PM): AM HAVING BAD COCNECTION HERE (soon to become a bad time my love Twisted Evil

)
DVM (8:00 PM): oh no
DVM (8:00 PM): damn phone
DVM (8:00 PM): look, this might take a while. Can you hang on for 30 minutes?
lad (8:00 PM): AM HERE MY INTERNET IS GOING ON AND OFF
lad (8:00 PM): OHHHH
DVM (8:00 PM): I know love, its making me crazy with the phone and all lad (8:01 PM): BUT WHY DONT WE FISH THIS ONCE HONEY
DVM (8:01 PM): look give me half an hour ok???? PLEASE?????
lad (8:01 PM): OKI WHY DONT U LET ME JUST GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS TO
SEND THE MOPNEY HONEY
DVM (8:01 PM): Its work, its important, the bonus will pay for a super nice time for the 2 of us in Amsterdam
lad (8:02 PM): honey are u gon
lad (8:02 PM): ?
lad (8:02 PM): ok i will email you
lad (8:03 PM): honey ok i will be here waiting for you honey dont woorie honey

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heheh, a little more to follow shortly.....[/img]

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:26 pm

Diamond rings, travel to amsterdam (my mecca) -- I'll learn to cook goat stew with rice !!!

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:57 pm

Alas, Tracy has gone off me. I got the 'hump' when it couldn't send me a special pic to keep me warm tonight.... Never mind, there's always sweet_loverXXX..... She asks for my pic.....

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DVM (10:27 PM): Maybe later, im kind of shy
sweet_loverXXX (10:27 PM): why?
DVM (10:28 PM): well, lets just say, nature wasn't kind to me ok?
DVM (10:28 PM): Where are you sweat lover?
sweet_loverXXX (10:30 PM): nature wasn't kind to me what do u mean by that?
DVM (10:31 PM): Lets just say, i think beauty is more than skin deep, if you know what i mean and i think you probably do
DVM (10:31 PM): Hey, can I ask you a question? Its kind of silly but its important to me
DVM (10:31 PM): Can you cook?
sweet_loverXXX (10:31 PM): no
DVM (10:31 PM): no???????
DVM (10:31 PM): ah, crap
sweet_loverXXX (10:31 PM): ok
sweet_loverXXX (10:31 PM): do u?
DVM (10:32 PM): would you be prepared to learn? I am quite rich
sweet_loverXXX (10:32 PM): learn what?
DVM (10:32 PM): to cook
sweet_loverXXX (10:33 PM): yes
DVM (10:33 PM): ok, well, that's great

I miss Tracy, Sweat Lover appears to be a bit thick Rolling Eyes

Hmmm, well, first class air travel to Amsterdam (and separate hotel accommodation coz I'm not weird or anything) to the first one who learns to cook a decent Goat stew n rice then Smile

Edit: formatting

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:48 pm

My husband's children have a baby goat -- so I can practice & it'd be good and tender Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:05 pm

Stop kidding around! You're so sweat Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:19 pm

LMFAO !!!