My first TWAT? - Not looking so good

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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:33 pm

I have been baiting this lad for a few months now as a NOK bait, but after Mr. G0mer chopped his dollar twice I told him I was out of money. But not to fear! I am part of a church that is interested in starting a branch in Burkina Faso! Very Happy

The lad's characters at the bank couldn't help me (I've gotten him to give me email addresses for more than 10 bank-related characters now) but he did refer me to someone else who will work with me. I created a new character, Reverend S3bastian Cankl3 to act on behalf of the church. None of the bank characters would fill out the membership form, but my lad's newest character has done all of it except the pictures. He sent me pictures that were not attached to the form. Oh, and a lame attempt that was not even a photochop, but more of a failed elementary school art project. Compare...

So sad. Aside from asking for money right off the bat, he seems very gung-ho about TWAT! Very Happy

Quote:

Good morning reverend i thank you so much for your mail,sir i understand everything that you have said,but i dont know how i am going to attact the pictures to the form as you have instructed in your mail

sir please dont forget i will be seeing the minister tommorrow morning by 11.am because he has given me an appiontment and it is very necessary that i must see him tommorrow

sir as i told you before,you have to send me the sum of $1500usd for me and some senior officers that will be following me to see the minister in his office

sir the money you are sending is meant for mobilty and other expenses that will be incour during the meeting with the minister because,i have to buy a holy bible to present to the minister as a gift from the TWAT

reverend i have told my wife that on friday and saturdays will be mapped out for evangelisim to preach about TWAT to people in ouagadougou,and we shall be needing some leavelets and preaching thing that we will be working with here in ouagadougou,because if we are preaching we will be given all our converts some leavelet about TWAT,and i will also want you to send me a full details about TWAT because if we are preaching,we want the people to know that TWAT is here in burkinafaso

i have told some people about TWAT and they have started responding postivetely,please i will like you to send me an identity card to prove to people truly that i am full blown member of TWAT

sir i will be expecting the money today or tomorrow morning because if you are here,you will know that truly there are expenses that will be made in the cause of going to see the minister

i am also thinking about us doing a small public awareness programme on radio and television on TWAT on the local language

here in burkinafaso we have three major local language first..morie language second..jula language and thirdly ..the bobo language

here in ouagadougou the morie language is widely spoken but in bobodilaso the jula language in widely spoken

so please if there is anything that you are sending please try and include some major things that you know that will help us in the evangelisim about the awareness about TWAT

reverend i will try and attact the pictures again as you have instructed,i told you before that i really dont know much about computer so please kindly accept it the way you saw it

i shall be expecting the money

thanks for praying for my daugther

This lad has been very resistant to almost anything that is not a straight bait, so I was impressed that he even filled out the TWAT form! I am crossing my fingers that I can get him to go through the entire ordainment process. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

$1,500 for a bible? That's one hell of a nice bible.

The second pic belongs in the hall of shame. That is truly bad. Very Happy

Has he built the pyramid of faith yet? How can he be a full blown TWAT until he builds the pyramid of faith?

Nice work. It's nice to know he is spreading the word of TWAT in his area.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:52 pm

BWHAHHAHAHA! I love it! What a beautiful TWAT.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:11 pm

that picture is brilliant, i love it.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:22 pm

That picture looks like the kinda stuff that comes out of my photolabs. Laughing

Good luck with your new TWAT! He looks like a special guy. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:41 pm

Quote:

i am full blown member of TWAT

I just re-read his email. That is a great statement.. Laughing

A couple months ago I tried to get this lad to safari to pick up a couple laptops and some cash ($10k) I sent via PD. He whined, then said he went and picked it up and thanked me for the laptops. If I can get a monument of faith from him it will truly be a miracle! Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Oh dear

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:31 pm

what if you told him a few committee members will be visiting him in a few days and will present him the money after the induction ceremony. but to be a proper ceremony he must build the monument and he must submit pictures of his progress for grant board approval.

if nothing else it might get you some more crappy pictures.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:32 pm

I would tell him that he may be unable to become a minister if he is suffering from such terrible diseases. He doesn't look well at all. Maybe some vitamin C should fix his scurvy. Recommend he skin 12 oranges and make a facial mask to fix his problems.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:52 pm

Geez, that has to be one of the worse pics I have seen, BB.

I think he needs a little more sun. He needs to get out of the internet cafe. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:34 am

I'll bet packman looks just like that after he takes the bag off of his head. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:56 am

Nice pics! this guy is a winner (whiner... whatever)
Hope you can keep him hooked much longer... and get more pictures Smile

I think the tw4t really needs a church in Burkino Faso... so there are great opportunities for him. I'm sure even a small monument of faith will do, as long he's willing to become a reverend (a travelling reverend that is! Twisted Evil

) how are the chances for a safari?

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:45 am

Love the second pic, a hall of shame classic if ever there was one Laughing

Looks like someone's bleached his head and tried to file it down into a cube, but got bored five seconds into the task. It's amazing they're lazy enough to even imagine for a second that they've put enough effort into it, and it would foil the maga completely.

This puts a baiter in an awkward position really, telling him they aren't good enough educates him, encourages him to get better forgeries. I usually spot the forgeries later in the bait, on payday. Then I give him an avenue of escape by telling him I understand why he forged the pics, he didn't know me very well at that time and could not have known he could trust me with the real thing. If he only takes the correct pics, of himself this time, we can all move on and live happily ever after in a land of sunshine and cuddly objects.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:58 pm

Seemless photoshopping skills. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:56 pm

Looks OK to me. She might consider waxing her mustache.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:11 pm

That picture is amazing.

Thats a definite Hall of Shame entry. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:50 pm

After a failed attempt to call him on the scam baiters radio show this lad's enthusiasm is fizzling out...

Brother Ph1llp wrote:

Good morning reverend,your assistant did not call me,my phone is always on,why must he being lieing and tell you that i did not pick is call THIS IS A BIG LIE, AND A BIG INSULT ON MY PERSONALITY

please i am not interested in your project anymore,PLEASE AND PLEASE LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE AND I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR USELESS PROTOCOL

i told you before that you should send me some money,you pretended that you did not hear what i am said,as long as you decided not to send me money i will not use my money for your useless project and STOP EMAILING ME

I AM DONE WITH YOU SIR

I guess he didn't like the attachment I had included with plans to build a M.O.F. Very Happy

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