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Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:31 am |
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Jeez GH, that was hard to watch.
So is this, for different reasons though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 |
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I live one and to me happens very boringly from that that near to me there would be no person which could sit and talk to me simply.
WHO GOD HAS BLESS NO MAN CAN COX
YOU ARE PENNY WISE PALM FOOLISH GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISH WISE IDEAS.
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:18 am |
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This link may only work in the UK, as its on BBC's 'Watch Again' thingy.
Louis Theroux Law and Disorder in Johannesburg
If you've never seen him, Louis is a nerdy geek with balls of steel. He asks scary people jaw dropping questions, with such innocence that they don't take offence, and give him a straight answer.
This week he came across an angry Jo'Berg township mob who had surrounded a police car, with a view to setting fire to a man inside, who had been Louis' minder the day before. What does Louis do? Interviews the angriest person in the mob, of course. 'You want to burn him? Really? Why?'
Later he meets 2 armed carjackers, high as kites on something, waiting to steal a car by gunpoint at traffic lights. And interviews them of course.  Later he finds out they are wanted for murder, and were on the front page of last week's paper.
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4     6Yrs  x6 
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:27 am |
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^^ Louis is brilliant, Up with the neo fascist/nazi/patriot/lunatics and he get's chatting about 'Are you being served' and the leaders favourite character was...
Loads of clips on Youtube as yeah the BBC watch online service is only available in the UK |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 pm |
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The dickwads who leave comments on Youtube really annoy me, but I did like a description of Louis as a 'Polite Borat' 
EDIT: I just watched the Kings Walkway video. Noone notice the safety wire? At one point you see another punter clip himself onto it, he has a climbing harness on. I'd do it - not much more dangerous than the Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb (which I've done), where they have the same type of safety wire. If you did fall you'd only fall as far as the tether let you. You do have to trust whoever put the bolts in though, just as climbers have to. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:08 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:29 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:17 pm |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:23 am |
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Elmo scares me.
Slug sex is pretty. Gastropods in general don't do it for me, but glowing blue penises that come out of their face and make a flower are pretty darn swish. Also, the duel conception gives rise to some very clever gentic crosses. I think I'll be a slug on the next trip through life.
Here's the video that inspired my avatar, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V9rzMaAucI4
Two, two last chance, ah ah ha. |
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hezataz
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Dec 2008
Posts: 6
Location: a place where some or all of a film or television series is produced
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:05 am |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:34 am |
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You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music
is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize. ..........
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You're listening to your IPod ! |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:43 pm |
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And further on the musical theme . . .
Anyone remember the past posts regarding sickos at the Westboro Church - the group that protests at the funerals of fallen soldiers. Well the psychos are at it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNy8rT7Als
If you are in a festive mood then don't watch it - if there ever was a case for children being removed from parents then this is it. |
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scammers_are_useless72
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 44
Location: australian
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:14 pm |
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DeScope
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Dec 2008
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:02 am |
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Hello everyone, I'm new to these forums, and honestly I don't think I'd be much of a baiter,no matter how fun it may seem, but I do lurk around to check out what you guys do because it does indeed amuse me.
Anyways,I just figured you guys might find this hilarious,so I registered to show you,in case no one has before; enjoy 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Br6dK5yZQk&feature=channel |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:51 am |
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~ Gold Hat, ^^^
It also works on the previous theme of louis theroux, I was watching his documentry on them the other day. |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:48 am |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:05 am |
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A holiday related rap about wrapping, Enjoy. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:20 pm |
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Flying humans! These people are crazy. An amazing video!
http://tinyurl.com/7aghom |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Gold Hat
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:42 pm |
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^^^^ That's a keeper - fantastic clarity - wonderful clips |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:55 pm |
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Here it is. The worst music video EVER made.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938 |
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jannie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Posts: 35
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Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:22 am |
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utter bolix!! its obviously fake... theres one born every minute |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:00 am |
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Flying humans
utter bolix!! its obviously fake... theres one born every minute |
yep thats like saying boys on there bmxs and moter bikes will do 360s in the air the crustys are all fake thats why my boys get there girl friends to doctor the ones there doing (NOT)  theres another one around of a guy jumping out of a plane with a kevlar wing or some thing like that not shore if he has rocket on back as well . 
hay they laughed at henry ford and the wright brothers im waiting for Robie Matherson to put one of those suits on and see what he can do
go the Aussies |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:57 am |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:16 am |
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^^ I thought it looked like an Aerobics Lesson on the Enterprise!
but I always thought this was the worst music video ever myself, for the maudlin, sacharine, self-indulgent and (to me) insincere-sounding lyrics alone. And I listen to James Blunt! 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n3-uqN1tF6g |
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Nanny Ogg
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