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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:26 am |
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My Pakistani lad opened a bank account & filled out the hom3land s3curity forms I had sent ... he took the forms to the counsilate (sp?) and was laughed at .... he is trying to get me to give him the web site where I found those forms... of course I don't understand what he means when he mentions it...(he means "form" when he says "from")
lad: how
lad: yes
lad: wife
lad: are u
me: Hi
lad: yes
lad: u come very late
lad: today
me: had a busy day
lad: wife
lad: ok what u do
me: went to the grocery store, the gas station, to get rachal cigarettes, to the doctors and to get my new generator
lad: ok wife
me: what did you do today
lad: about urs from discusion
lad: wife
lad: which u send me
me: ?
lad: about consult
lad: they that is fake from which u send me
lad: some joke with u
me: what are you talking about?
lad: that not home soucity from
lad: i am tell u
me: what about it?
lad: about the from
lad: wife
lad: the paeper
lad: which u sned me
lad: send me
lad: the person
me: the homeland security form
lad: which me
lad: given them
lad: can u tell me
lad: the site
lad: where you get that paper
lad: yes
lad: wife
lad: wife
lad: the person who fill that from
lad: laugh on me
lad: so much
me: what do you mean?
lad: wife
lad: they that from truth from
lad: wife
lad: me trust on u
lad: but he that is not truth form
lad: if u tell me site
me: I'd have to try to look it up again
lad: i will tell then
lad: them
lad: the site
lad: wife
lad: ok wife
me: did you fill it out yet?
lad: he did not fill
lad: wife
me: he you mean you?
me: did you get a bank account yet?
lad: he say me
lad: u big fool
lad: tomorrow
lad: me open
lad: take form
lad: today
lad: wife
lad: do u find
lad: site
lad: wife
me: I"d have to go look for it again
lad: ok wife
me: so did you open a bank account today?
lad: yes
lad: wife
me: oh good  now you can fill out the form
lad: yes
lad: wife
lad: do u find from
me: what?
lad: site
lad: wife
lad: home land
me: yeah you needed the bank account for that
lad: yes
lad: wife
lad: please tell me the site
lad: wife
me: the site with the homeland security form?
lad: yes
lad: wife
me: I'll look for that after we're done talking
lad: wife me want also see that site
lad: wife
me: ok
lad: please tell
lad: wife
me: > <:-*><
lad: ><:-* ;
me: so what did you do today?
lad: work
me: did you get your job back?
lad: yes
lad: wife
me: oh good
lad: yes wife
lad: wife
lad: tell me
me: oh just found out the kids got bubble gum in the dogs hair
lad: ok wife
me: that's going to be a mess, I haven't looked at her yet
lad: ok wife
me: do you celebrate new year's?
lad: wife
lad: no
me: oh here there's usually a big party at midnight
me: my headlights aren't working so I'm staying in tonight
lad: ok wife
me: connie said she'd pick me up but I just don't feel like going out tonight
lad: ok wife
me: rachal didn't feel like going out either
me: so it's just the two of us with the kids tonight
lad: do get the site
me: I'll look for it when we're done talking
lad: ok wife
me: I am surprised you don't celebrate the new year
me: stay up till midnight
lad: i am muslim
me: that doesn't mean you can't celebrate that another year is starting
lad: can u tell me the form name
me: it was something like 09_hom3lands3curity.pdf or something like that -- you have the form's name
lad: yes
lad: no name
lad: wife
me: the form has a name
me: you have it on your computer
lad: yes
lad: me searching in yahoo now
me: ok
me: so why don't muslims celebrate the new year?
lad: not like
lad: it ok
me: ?
me: it's not ok to celebrate it?
lad: yes
me: why not? it's just a day that brings in the next year
me: doesn't have to do with religion like christmas does
lad: yes
lad: me find
lad: i-9
lad: n-400
me: ?
lad: m-274
lad: wife
me: I don't understand
lad: froms
lad: wife
me: forms not froms
lad: wife
lad: ok wife
me: I guess you can't stay up with me till my midnight -- I'd like to celebrate the new year with you
lad: dhs-immigration
lad: yes
lad: wife
me: you want to talk with rachal a little tonight too?
me: hang on dessert time for the kids -- about 15 mins. late
lad: what u mean wife
lad: ok wife
me: sigh - only have 3 cookies left
lad: ok wife
lad: i am searhing form now
lad: wife
me: like to give the kids 2 - 3 of them
me: ok
lad: wife
lad: me did not fet yet now
lad: wife
me: fet?
lad: what u mean now
me: you said "me do not fet yet now" I don't know what fet means
lad: find out
me: oh ok
lad: form
lad: why u not help me
lad: find out the form
me: what do you need help with
me: you have the form
lad: find out the
lad: from site which u send me
me: did you lose your forms?
lad: wife
lad: u not understand
lad: what is say
me: I try
lad: what me say
lad: i want
lad: that site where u get
lad: it
lad: wife
me: I'll look for it when we're done talking - it was on google somewherer
lad: do send me that site name
me: ok
He may be back on in an hour, for some reason I have the feeling that the "hour he has no power" (every other hour) he'll be searching the net for the form  I'm not going to be available the rest of tonight, it is a holiday after all
Happy New Year's !!! |
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 x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
 spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:51 am |
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That is so disjointed (by the Lad that is) it's painful to read... Remove the returns and you get lines like:
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| how yes wife are u |
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| yes wife wife the person who fill that from laugh on me so much |
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| he say me u big fool tomorrow me open take form today wife do u find site wife |
And the fact that he calls you "wife" every other line is equally painful. Didn't you ever tell him to use your name? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2   x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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GotNoCash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 73
Location: USA
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:15 am |
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I would have loved to been there to watch the humiliation! Nice Job. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:13 am |
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Have to admit, would've been gold when the consulate official starting pissing themselves laughing. I did when I saw it. |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:34 am |
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actually on the wife/name thing ...
it got very annoying to see "wife". he said "yes wife" after everything, including things he didn't agree with, when he was confused. and as a real "yes" answer. I have been listening to "yes wife" for the last 2 months 
he re-named me "fatima" ... he wanted me to take a muslim name since I am his "wife" but he won't call me that unless he's really trying to grovel... |
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x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:10 pm |
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Well after much misunderstanding, I realized he wanted me to find the site where I found the hom3land s3curity form...
I did a quick google search & came up with this link :
http://www.forms.gov/bgfPortal/docSearch.do;jsessionid=F1921FCFEC1E35BFF11E46276063D63B?bId=123&dsType=sdAB&aId=+&abType=A
it says "homeland security" in the top bar and is a list of like 300+ forms with small type and strange names...
I told him I found it there or on the links on the right side of the page (4 more links to document lists)...
So he is in the frantic process of clicking each link & comparing forms.
He thought he found it in an "application for an overseas social security card" but determined it was not the same
He kept asking for me to help & I kept telling him, but I have the form if you need it...
We wasted his hour of "power", so now he's in the dark & can't search again for an hour...while I'm pestering him over such things as "but why don't muslims celebrate new years", "do you celebrate birthdays and how", do you celebrate "anniversaries", etc. |
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x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:20 am |
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^^^ My god, that is good! You could lost for YEARS in that there maze. It's people who are good on their feet that make me wanna try this for myself (Unfortunately RL doesn't have the net at home, poop) |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:23 pm |
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lol well I thought I was fairly well busted due to the forms, but that web site did the trick...he got tired of looking and believes I really did find the form there, so he's back in good humor with me ...
"me trust on
u so much
wife" |
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x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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Syrinx
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 176
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:50 pm |
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You have done a great job with this, but you deserve kudos on the ability to tolerate the constant "wife wife wife" alone!! That would really get on my last nerve. |
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**Mike Larry: yes babe i no my wife do that job when she was dead; ME: She had a job when she was dead??; Mike Larry: yes
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Loves Lillies
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 131
Location: Mount Olympus
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Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:09 pm |
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OMG! This is so funny...  Didn't know Muslims don't celebrate new years...all the ones I know do! Anyways, since I (in RL) am from India, I think I understand why he keeps calling you wife! Apparently, men in those parts of the world don't call their wives by name, they call them "begum" which means wife in Urdu. And his disjointed sentences areso painful to read! The horrible syntax is so clearly a result of him thinking in his language and just substituting English words. You have the patience of a saint to put up with this. |
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