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sir scam alot
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Location: Louisiana
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subject line: New format happy new year brothers
Brothers I want to wish all guys happy new year and give you new format for gift ok. Na best format I have ever used, my brother in London write it because he knows what new in magas country. He say don't give to anyone but I want all guys do well and have prosperous and blessed year 2009 ok. Good luck and happy new year 2009 to all my guyman brothers! One love!!
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SUBJECT: HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH
Ni and salutations my good peasant!
FIRST I APOLOGIZE IF THIS LETTER BREAKS YOUR PERSONAL ETHICS AND I WILL BY NOW WAY COMPEL YOU TO FOLLOW MY ADVICE BUT I PROMISE YOI THAT BY ONLY READING THIS EMAIL AND UNDERSTANDING WHAT I HAVE TO SAY YOU HAVE UNIQUE CHANCE TO MAKE YOURSELF VERY RICH WITH PRACTICALLY NO RISK NONE WHATSOEVER INVOLVED OK.
It is I, ARTHUR, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Though There are some who call me... 'Tim'. My quest is to search the HOLY GRAIL and I know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on if it is European or AFRICAN swallow. I greet thee on behalf of my knights of the round table! We are on quest for the Holy Grail and carrying with us the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch.
We have only recently learned that The rabbit of Caerbannog is but a fairy tale and we warn you not to seek it any further. Please be adviced that if anyone offers to sell you The rabbit of Caerbannog THAT MAN IS A FRAUDSTAR AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OK!
Onwards to my business proposal, as the liege of the ROUND TABLE I am willing to depart from the said relic holy hand grenade of Antioch. Please be advice that this relic is sought by many and you have the privilege of being offered to buy the holy hand grenade of Antioch from me now ok. Please read and understand what our LORD ALMIGHTY says about the holy hand grenade of Antioch in the Book of Armaments chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
AMEN!
Joseph of Arimathea himself said that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is the only thing thou can use to defend thyself from the legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh. I am sure you have read the later news and are aware that the Legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh is out there again and how dangerous it is. So you should take this offer very very seriously please because otherwise YOUR LIFE MAY BE IN DANGER FROM THE LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF AAAUUGH OK!
I have consulted the Knights Who Say Ni and dared their dominion over such thing with herring and shrubbery and I assure you that they give us their blessing for this transaction and this transaction is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (100%) RISK FREE AND YOU SHOULD NOT HOLD ONE ATOM OF FEAR BECAUSE I AM IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING OK! By the three sacred words, Ni, Peng and Neee-wom, I assure you that this is perfectly legal transaction and will be concluded in three business days. I promise is as real as capital of Assyria! Please get back to me and I shall further explain how to continue and also as FREE OF CHARGE SPECIAL SEASONAL GIFT how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE PRICE OF THE RELIC IS MERE 1,500£ (ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED KINGDOM STERLING POUNDS). GET BACK TO ME QUICKLY AND I SHALL FURNISH YOU WITH THE PAYMENT DETAILS OK. REMAIN BLESSED MY DEAR FRIEND. BRAVE SIR ROBIN MAY HAVE RAN AWAY BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL NOT!! AS REAL AS CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA!
ATTACH IS PICTURE OF THE RELIC FOR YOUR PERUSAL.
GET ON WITH IT! |
It seems to have landed in one of my various fake lad boxes. Funniest stuff I have seen in some time.  |
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 = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:00 am |
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I have a fake-lad set up but none are biting. Should I use this message perhaps? |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:33 am |
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All the time I'm reading this all I can hear the slapping of coconut shells together as they ride across the countryside.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:37 am |
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:46 am |
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Well there was this one evening when I was really bored with nothing to do and a text file full of lad addresses.
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Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:13 pm |
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That's absolutely wonderful, wonderful! |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:50 pm |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:38 pm |
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| Hi guy i saw you what you wrote to me ok.. i have read it so how can someone go on with with brother tell me i think there should be more document ok thanks.. one love brother |
I have already received bunch of replies like this and it's not even the end of the holiday season yet. They seem to be believing it's really the latest hit of di 419. |
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Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:58 pm |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:27 am |
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Thank you my broda, for de format to sned dey magas.
As our custom, I will give you 30% of the bill, keeping 70% for myself.
Wen dey magas should send payment, dey test question and anwer is:
Una dey Ni?
Ekke Ekke Ekke F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel.
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"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:48 am |
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Nice work C. Cant trust the lads to appreciate it, but we do!
One love brother, and also Ni, Peng and Neee-wom!!! |
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"YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:46 am |
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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:25 am |
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| how can someone go on with with brother tell me i think there should be more document ok thanks |
The maga will have to provide another shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Then he must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with........A HERRING! |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:45 pm |
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Holy Pin! I bow to you, -C-
Lovely format. By the way, are you reading discworld novells (Terry Pratchett)? |
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
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Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:56 pm |
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No promises, but some of you may soon receive this in your catchers. This just came from a lad...
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| ok baba no problem ok... i will try it now ok |
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Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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