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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:22 pm |
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This wasn't even to my catcher account, I can only imagine it's been Babel Fished into oblivion:
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Subject: Greeting, forgive what to distract, you not against to wish to do knowledge with the girl?
liked your structure on one of places for acquaintances, and I have made a decision to write to yours. Wash name Natalya. In me 28 years. I wish to speak at once to you, that I search for serious communications. I wish to find the one who wished to experience a long and happy life. I very cheerful and at me am a good comic genre. I wish to find much unique love and the true partner in life.
I wait that you will answer me, I ask you to write to this direction: [email protected]
I am applied my photo and with pleasure I shall answer you if you will write to me. I shall wait your answer with impatience and I wait that you to not neglect my letter. It is thankful in advance, Natalya. |
I particularly like the ambiguity of "one of places for acquaintances" |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:59 pm |
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I've had three of those in the past two days sent to a real life account. She's putting herself about a lot! |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:17 pm |
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Lovely, anyone care to join me in baiting her with emails translated into another language then back to english? I just fired this one off to her:
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Hello natalya, I had been aroused very receive pleased and for your e-mail. Your picture, is you very attractively would give to tell me a little more concerning you? where are you of? What does you for living? I' D keeps to get to know you, perhaps could I send you a picture of me?
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:56 pm |
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I'm sure you're not 'against to wish to do knowledge with the girl' IGC
Some of these babelfished formats are real beauties. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:41 pm |
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Dutch to French to English:
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Hello nice Natalya j' had been surprised very for your e-mail received being. I would know readily much more you. Your age can lead me for example, and perhaps you a photograph yourself, then include/understand me with which j' have to make.
You had an annual change sympathetic nerve. Me well, like d' practice j' was once again rather drunk. Did you drink also so much much the day of New Year's Eve? Also we saw much fire d' artifice which finds to me each very pretty year.
To once tell what more on the subject yourself. Do you have the brothers and the sisters? Lives your parents still? You already had much d' friends, or you did you marry? J' hope that you I lead email quickly. I find it very pleasant for m' lira announces.
Jusqu' quickly,
John |
I'd hate to see what her English to Russian translator makes of this. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:41 pm |
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You had an annual change sympathetic nerve |
Me, too! (for victims.) |
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grooble
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
Posts: 127
Location: drifting in the cloud
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:36 am |
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Sent a English-French-Italian-German-English mail
Hope she knows what it means - I don't.
Love the way it leaves in foreign words (like J') it doesn't know to get some sort of hybrid language. |
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