Bribing the lawyer

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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:03 am

Earlier this year I was baiting a Lad whose shift in writing style was mentioned on this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154822

After a pause of over two months he was back as illiterate as ever:

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how are you today and your family and happy chris mass
the meet with is hold on 20/12/2008 that you gave 10days to reless the fund so you have to be fast in anything you doing

As I'm in Cammy mode, the answer was acrid:

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I'm fine and I was enjoying had a fine Yuletide until this lobbed into my inbox.
So I have to act fast, huh? Well, it would be nice if you explained what the fuck I had to do!

Then:

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i meet the layer who has been hepling me and order in this fund to reless
i have do all i can to see about it and i even sold me land,i your will send 200us du so i will us it as a gaift to them so befor 10day we will get this fund, i have senp a lot of monye pls do we

Huh?

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You sold land - by Fr3yja's tears, what's going on there? It sounds like someone is blackmailing you or worse! Please tell me the truth about your situation.

Then all of a sudden (emphasis added):

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Thanks a lot for your prompt responds
Listen, the point right now is that the money i was able to raise after the land selling could not be able to to buy some presents for the barristers.
Please i want you to try your possible best and send the two hundred UNITED State Dollars which i previously requested to enable me purshase some palatable items that will suite the lawyer so to enable him put more effort and pay attention to our case.
From what i gathered so far, i was made to understand that as soon as this gift is handed over to the barrister, we shall achieve our aim because it will definitely ignite the mind of the barrister considering the magnitude of assurance he has been lammenting to me.
I want you to contct the ATM Office and re-confirm your account infomation's to them because from what i gathered from the barrister today after my brief dialogue with him, he was at their office on 23rd ; acording to him, they responded effectely to this development and he is intending to visit them once again on Monday.
Please do not fail from sending the amount i resquested to enable me finalise this matter once and for all.
Send it with the name of my assistance for quick receipient. and do not hesitate from sending the payment infomation as soon as you make it.

Well, that's a shift in style!

Cammy was aghast:

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Are you telling me you bribed the lawyer and you have to bribe him some more?

Well...

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Listen, i told you that i engaged in the service of an attorney here in my country who promised to assist us in persuading the bank to transfer our fund to your designated area or account info.
from all in indications, i understand that the barrister has exp-edict actions towards actualization of this goal.

Please try your possible best and make the payment latest tomorrow, to enable me pay the barrister half payment for the service rendered or purchase some gift items and give to him. i am sure that as soon as we commit little amount of money or gift items with this barrister, he will fight for the success of this deal to its fullness.
please don't let this opportunity pass us by, i am sure you and i shall equally benefit from this fund.

Cammy can be stubborn:

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Don't dodge the question! Did you bribe the lawyer, or did he ask for a bribe? I want an answer.

He's still dodging the issue - sorta:

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Based on the question you asked, i want to make it point blank to you that the barrister did not ask me to bribe him before he could render service, but from my own view of understanding, i was made to comprehend that gift entices people; most especially when you want to gain something important from the person in question. thus this is what compelled me to bring an idea of getting a presence for the barrister, i am optimistic and total confidence that once we are able to purchase a gift for the lawyer, he will definitely fight his possible best to see that our fund is transfer.

I think you'll guess where this is going:

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A bribe's a bribe, by 0din! I don't care if you suggested it or he did - once paid it puts us in his power. Do you want that?
A gift is less suspicious, I'll give you that - exactly what do you mean?

And the Lad takes the bait (emphasis added):

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it seems you prefer gift down bribe but i want you to undstand that the barrister never ask for bribe, its just my suggestion to commit him with something that will motivate him the more to concentrate more harder in our case.
but if you prefer buying a gift instead of sending money, them i should advice you buy him a lap top and wrist watch or potable phone.
i think these items will definitely make him to beleive that we are up and doing and compel him the more to win this case in our favour.

Now if anyone can give me details of a phone that's drinkable, and the name of a good(!) courier agency, I can send a parc31 d1r3ct to the lawyer...

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:15 am

"Potable Phone"... Laughing

When he says "barrister", is it possible he means his oga?

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:40 am

Don't be so surprised about the bribe... it's the "in thing" in Africa. Just ask the honorable barrister Ak@kuka from my siggy line! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2008 Posts: 143

If it were an edible phone, I'd say you'd have to go with an Apple, but a potable one, that's trickier. Er... dare I suggest a Siemens? Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:45 am

^^^Hahahaha!

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:24 am

potable! must be a water based phone Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:40 pm

Ah, we have something... (emphasis added throughout)

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Concerning the specific items that you are expected to buy for the barrister, I want you to first of all consider that the smooth success of the transfer of this fund lies in the palm of the barrister thus if we must achieve our goal, then you must agree with me that we need to purchase some palatable items.

He wants edible gifts now?

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Potable that we ignite the mind of the barrister to believe that we are up and doing and that we will not fail from sending his charges as soon as you confirm the fund right in your account. Please try to reason what I am reasoning (Um... can't be done).

Now, the specifics:

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Suggestions:
PHONE Nokia N81
LAPTOP Lenovo 3000 N
2 Wrist Watch

Cammy will have to go shopping...