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mugureaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 7
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:51 am |
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I wanted to know how I can have a mentor? |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:57 am |
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^^first you have to send $100 via Western Union to Rover, then, if you're really lucky you'll get assigned a mentor at the next 419eater mentees lottery. But don't hold your breath. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:01 pm |
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Or, as an alternative, you can go here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306 and post a request. Cherrie will get you sorted, but it may take a few days.
In the meantime, read this http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118738 by Nursie, bait safe and welcome to eater. |
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Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:16 am |
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First, ask really really nice.
Second, ask in the right plce.
Third, send this letter to four thousand people you know (or have email addresses for).
Fourth, read all of the stickys in the forum.
Fifth, Pass the written exam on the above stickys with at least an 85% score.
Sixth, write and essay consisting of at least 10 pages with a minimum of 5 references for each page stating why Mentors are essential to your growth and develoment as a baiter, make 50 copies of the essay and send them one page at a time to your congress person or any local offical.
Seventh, have that official grade the paper.
Eighth, submit the grade to Cherrie so you can be deemed suitable to be lent a Mentor™
Ninth, disregard all of the drivel that I wrote above and Welcome! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:57 am |
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We recommend you hang around here for a few weeks and read every single thread on how to help yourself. Then hopefully by that time you'll be baiting on your own and we'll get back to you.
Or, be really, really nice and promise to hang around so one of our glorious members will offer their time and services free of charge to give you advice.
Alternatively, we offer you a once off deal of posting every question possible without actually looking and reading any of the information provided.
Welcome to eater - The original and still the best since 2003!
*This post may contain nuts* |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:59 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
*This post may contain nuts* |
This entire thread contains nothing but nuts! And I'm one of them, too.
Welcome to Eater. I have no idea what you will actually do, but I do like the essay idea. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:37 pm |
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Mr D'Silva,
Just educate yourself about the Forum etiquette and then post in the correct place.
You have an education.
Use it |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
(x4)
My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:12 am |
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Please and Thank You normally work quite well... |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:22 pm |
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You have such an eloquent way with words, NN. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:53 pm |
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One more way to go:
Read the forums and start posting. Someone will reply to you. If he/she is good-looking, send a PM. Don't be shy to flirt like crazy as baiters love it. If you are smart enough, you will soon have a mentor and bf/gf in the same person. In the long run, that will save you a lot of time. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:59 pm |
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What's a mentor? |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:52 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
What's a mentor? |
It's a kind of role-model who tutors other members in the finer points of baiting. This picture of you and your mentee Jojo should bring fond memories to your mind:
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_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:40 pm |
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^^ Which one's which? |
_________________ Premium Membership | Need a Mentor? | Eater University
Kelv1n
Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
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AS Results: x4
x 15
x 3
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138 sites killed |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:51 pm |
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Jojo is the one with the tattooed picture of Heidi Klum on his arm. The slim guy on the right. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:04 am |
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@NORA - |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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