My First TRILLION!!!

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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:28 pm

And offered by the one who shall not be mentioned...

Quote:

PLEASE KEEP IT SECRET PLEASE TO AVOID PUBLICATION YOU
ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I HAVE TOLD THIS BEFORE.

THE FORMER PRESIDENT LOOTED A TRILLION OF DOLLARS AND MY OWN IS MANY YEARS AGO NOT EVEN SOMETHING OF 5 YEARS NOW AND THERE IS PROVE ABOUT IT EVEN SOMEBODY ACCUSED ME FOR SUCH,ULESS AS I HAVE JUST DISCLOSE IT TO YOU SO KEEP IT SECRET.

I WILL GIVE YOU $5,000.000.00 IF YOU CAN GET ME A TRUST
MAN OR WOMAN WHO CAN TRAVEL TO ITALY TO ONLY SIGN AND RECEIVE THE LAUGAGE (if he means luggage, that's going to be damn heavy but I'm up for the task!)
I WILL GIVE SECURITY COMPANY THE IINFORMATION OF THE
PERSON AS THE OWNER OF THE LAUGAGE AND WHOM EVER YOU INTRODUCED TO ME IS ACCEPTED, DON'T WORRY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT.
REGARDS

USM4N B3LLO

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Posts: 43

U s m a n is the same as Osman. Osman is the english version of Usman. Usman is also known as Uthman and Ishmail.

Hahah Trillion dollars. You are going to have a hard time explaining where you got that 5 million dollar filled luggage and even harder time depositing it. Remember now, NO depositing 7 thousand a day because the bank tellers will have to by law report if they notice, unless of course your an engineer or a doctor who makes 20 thousand a month.

B e l l o means "wonderful" in somali language. I wonder if your lad is Somalian? Somalia is east africa and they do most pirating in the ocean but never heard of a somalian LAD.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:06 pm

What a cheap b@st@rd! Evil or Very Mad

He's only offering 5 million, on a trillion-dollar deal? Tell him to go find some other schmuck. What an insult! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:37 pm

Good news: "I've got a trillion dollars.
Bad news: "They're Zimbabwe dollars."

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:11 pm

^^ Better than 3 trillion Lire.

(Good job Don isn't here anymore!)

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:28 pm

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:

They're Zimbabwe dollars.

A trillion is still a dazzlingly large number...even for ZWD's. I only mention this because it reminds me of an interesting (to me) point - we're terrible a understanding scale and in our lives we use the numbers million and billion almost casually and interchangeably. A good way to picture the difference is this-
A million seconds is about 11 days. A billion seconds is over 31 years! That makes a trillion seconds about 15 times longer ago than Jesus, several times older than stonehenge, still incomprehensibly big.

Even a trillion ZWD is still �335,000 - you could get a nice house with that sort of money Wink

But if the 5mil on offer is ZWD you could buy half a pint or so I guess?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:06 am

http://www.zimbabweanequities.com/

$1T in ZWD?

$1 = 12,896,083,872,002,800 ZWD as of Wed 24 December 2008

and this is AFTER this:

August 1, 2008 - currency revalued : z$10 Billion = z$1