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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:55 pm |
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I have three resolutions for the New Year:
1. Try not to growl at the customers; oops try to smile at the customers
2. Not to drink any carbonated beverages
3. Bait more lads
What are your resolutions? |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:58 pm |
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Find a reliable illustrator.
Actually finish the things I have pending to finish writing.
edit: grammar. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Posted:
Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:06 pm |
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Give up smoking. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:17 pm |
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1440 * 900
until I get my new machine, then 1920 * 1200 |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:34 pm |
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I vow not to buy as many pairs of Doc Marten boots as I did this year ( unless they're really cool or tartan )
To swim in the sea at least once ( difficult as the sea temp is pretty low around here )
To jump in more puddles
To watch more sunrises/sunsets
To find and enjoy the absurdness of life
To do at least one thing I've never done before ( this may or may not include sticking to a healthy diet ) |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:49 pm |
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1. Do whatever it takes to get to Japan as soon as possible.
2. Improve foreign language abilities
3. Be less shy around people (meaning not letting people take advantage of my kindness, and/or use me as an errand boy)
4. Find a full-time job (whether I'm in Japan or not) |
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:31 pm |
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The exact same as last year
Quit smoking
Diet
Be less grumpy |
_________________ "Am tried for all this your question" Fedex Express
"WELL I JUST SEE JUST YOU ARE A BUNCH OF KAKAS" Dr. Blaise Fiano
"Because that will not do you any good by sending what you know that you have not send to us." Mr Alex Higgins WU Benin.
"You have thought me never to trust any man." Paul Williams
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:24 am |
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Try not to be such a pain in the a$$ as I am usually. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:38 am |
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I've almost quit smoking. Down to about 2 packs of Marlboro Ultra Lights a week.
I've also resolved to be more positive and less of a cynical bastard. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:30 pm |
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To go out fishing more often. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:13 pm |
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(1) Go on a diet.
(2) Try to keep my naughty temper in check.
(3) Bait more lads and get their bank accounts.
Also I really like slaphappys idea too. That sounds so fun and peaceful. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:43 pm |
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Yup, that's right, Dramaqueen. And no lad safaris this Summer, either! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:03 pm |
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I resolve to use my superpowers only for good. |
_________________ Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:18 pm |
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I made a resolution years ago that I've kept -- make no new resolutions
I hope this year
I'll be able to ride the motorcycle more (my significant other had knee surgery and is recovering atm, so we can't ride)
Take the kids fishing this year - bought them fishing poles last year but it never seemed to be a good time to take them...
Bait a few lads into doing something really silly -- like a safari or something more serious than taking photo trophies (although those are fun )... |
_________________ x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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full auto
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:41 pm |
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1) I resolve to have a hangover bad enough to knock down an adult bull elephant in a comatose state on new years day.
2) Quit smoking - already down to one pack a week.
3) World domination by the end of 2009.
4) Graduate and get a job... then go back to school for more fun.
5) Hook up with Paris Hilton just to say I did it.
6) Get back in making/mixing my own music as that kind of went on the back burner for other projects. |
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:15 am |
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Newver make New Year's resolutions. Your are just setting yourself up for failure. Strive to be the best you can each and every day, not just at the beginning of the new year. Since August, when I was diagnosed as being slightly over the line for being diabetic, I have lost 20 pounds and am still going . Nothing motivates like fear. I'm on no medication and my lab tests are all in the normal range. I'm not cured, just controlled. Every day is a new day. Gee.....maybe I should be a motivational speaker. |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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naivelillette
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Dec 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow, Arkansas
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:55 am |
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1) Be more, Patient....kind...and not think horrid thoughts about stupid people as much.
2) Get into my Classes so I can make some awesome money.
3) Learn how to make my self happy, even if it means pissing someone else off.
4) Remember to appreciate the good things in life.
5) To have my own place by the end of the year:roll:
And finally, To be confident in knowing that everyone makes mistakes, the world is not fair, and no matter what you do someone is going to bitch.
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_________________ My first lass I got a hold of was quite stubborn. In fact I told her in one email I was begining to glow in the dark and asked if it was a bad thing the response i got was priceless "My Dear,
I have just received your email with lot's of excitement,according to what you said i do not think is a bad thing"-Pamela"Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life."-CHIDI |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:48 am |
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@angusmactavish: You might look up cinnamon capsules online & see how well it regulates blood sugar levels.
To the forum.
After so many years of setting myself up for failure, I've finally set some realistic goals and actual time lines for myself.
1. Quit smoking (completely). No later than: Dec. 31st, 2009.
2. Take the sign down in my office that says, "I can EXPLAIN it to you but I can't UNDERSTAND it for you". No later than: the year 2020 and/or the first person to walk in & comprehend it, whichever comes first.
3. Learning to be a better multi-tasker when stopping, studying, and smelling, a savory sack of herbs in a small shop, seeing someone stealing some, & not saying anything to somebody in order to stop them. Shame on me. Sheesh, I don't know... No later than: someone who sum's up a sentence with more S's in it. (Sad)
4. Make either a quick or RL (real long) trip to Jamaica depending on when FedEx delivers my money for some R&R, and R&T (Rum & Ting). No later than: Yah Mon, soon come!
5. And to that end, last but not least, I hope to accelerate my courses at EU and graduate within a year (due to no student loans), so I can finally get up the courage to start my first bait. No later than: when time permits, but before my $800,000. runs out.
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SevenSeas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Sep 2008
Posts: 20
Location: adrift
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:40 pm |
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I'm quitting smoking too.
And no more gambling. Ironically , my yearly sales meeting is in Vegas this year.
And I will start exercising. Baiting is exercise , right ?
Happy New Year and good luck with your resolutions everybody. |
_________________ i colapsed when i saw your picture in my attachement . i have never seen such an angle who is fobearance like you in my life since i was born . i am emmanuel and you my angle. |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:52 pm |
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Lose some weight
Stop being dislexic (real pain in teh butt) |
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"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:07 pm |
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Just the same as the last 10 years, works like a charm, you never feel disappointed about yourself and you have to accept the world as it is and yourself with all the quirks, dents and failures.
No resolutions for me again this year, if I would need them, I wouldn't agree with what I'm doing anyway, so I went wrong earlier for no reason at all. Life is too short to put up any limitations, live it and enjoy the way you see fit, smoking or not (we all die in the end, can you imagine a healthy death?)
a pound or two too heavy (who sets the limits? commercials or your doctor? and isn't he a bit too heavy anyway?) Just speak the truth and don't do to others what....
Happy New Year |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:15 pm |
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My New Years Resolution is to once and for all stop sticking up Liquor Stores. From now on, I'm only robbing Convenience Stores. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:49 pm |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Only two resolutions:
Will say "yes" to my mentor's proposal:
SlapHappy wrote: |
And no lad safaris this Summer, either! |
Will be on honeymoon. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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