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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:42 am |
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So Reverend Dang0te Smith wants me to donate 6 mil to his poor, benighted orphanage. He has quite the list of needed items here:
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So these are the itemized list of everything we needed and I think that everything will cost about $6,000,000.00 us dollars plus.
And in regard to that little girl with cancer she is feeling fine and better now and I thank you so much for your anticipation cooperation in other to help us.
MATERIALS NEEDED
Cement
Wooden doors
Bunk beds
Mattresses, Pillows, Bed sheets and Pillow cases
Bathroom tiles
Electrical materials
Kitchen appliances
Dining tables and Chairs
Wardrobes
Curtains
Aluminum windows
Paints
Refrigerators
Freezers
Iron rods
Wood
Sharp sand
Roofing sheets
Ceiling boards
Nails
Gravel
Floor tiles
REQUIREMENT FOR DORMITORIES
Metal Beds (Single)
Mattresses
Dinning Chairs
Dinning Tables
Generator (30 – 50KVA)
Ambulances
Wardrobes (6ft X 4ft)
BUILDING PROJECTS
Requirements
20 Acres of Land
Sand-Filling
Bags of Cement
Ceiling Sheets
Roofing Sheets
Building Blocks
Plumbing Material
Electrical Material
Floor Tiles
Bathroom Tiles
Wall Paints
Trucks
EDUCATION
LIST OF PROVISION REQUIRED
Nappies (Towel or Pampers)
Hair Cream
Body Cream
Air-fresheners
Medicated Soaps
Powder
Toothpastes/Tooth brushes
Towels
Medical Drugs
Pants / Bra / Boxers Short
Bed sheets / Pillow Case
Rubber Slippers (Large/Medium)
SMA Gold / SMA Progress
Powdered Milk/Liquid Milk
Sugar
Milo / Bournvita
Cerelac / Nutrend
Toiletries / Toilet Rolls / Toilet Soaps
Corn Flakes / Custard
Golden Morn / Quaker Oats
Disinfectants
Soaps/Sanitary Towels
SCHOOL NEEDS
School Shoes
School Bags
Educational Items
Black Shoes for Boys & Girls (various sizes)
Reading books, Pen, Pencil and writing exercise books e.t.c.
School Bus
Staff Bus
Swimming pool
Hospital
Playing Ground
Recreation Center
LIBRARY
Shelves
Chairs
Reading Table
Computers
Electronics
Inspirational Books
FOOD STUFF
Rice, Beans, Garri, Yam Flour (Amala) Semolina, yams, Eggs, Plantain, Spaghetti,
Yams Cooking oil (vegetable oil and Red oil), Indomie Noodles Curry/Thyme,
Seasonings, Cooking Salt,
Tin Tomatoes
Chicken
Meat
Fish
KITCHEN UTENSILS
Stove and Gas cooker (big size)
Plastic Plates / Cups / Spoons / Knives
Cooking Pots / Frying Pans / Large Spoons & Charcoal
DRUGS
Anti-biotic
Blood Tonic/Capsule
Paracetamol
Multi-vitamins |
Just curious- how much is he overcharging me? Or is he? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:24 am |
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Offer to ship the lot to him using P4rc3l D1r3ct |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:22 am |
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Need to know what number off, of each item, one by one.
Has he taken shipping, export duty, custom clearance in to account, have the forms been completed, for each item on the list. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:12 pm |
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Contact Gomer Pyle, he has a supplier with ready cooked chickens to go.
I'm still trying to safari this little sod, I've offered him a van and hope to get him to Yank@r@ (The S1mba site) in the new year. So if you happen to have a location in mind not too far away where you have the sort of stuff he is looking for in a warehouse, could you try to interest him in coming to collect it?
Getting him off his lazy rear end is proving difficult so any help in getting him along would be gratefully received.
If you don't fancy that idea you'll need a priced up list so you can claim the tax back on your donation. (certain items on the list have differing tax rates so you have to file an itemised claim. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:31 pm |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
Just curious- how much is he overcharging me? Or is he? |
Only way you can know that for sure is to get a proper detailed, itemised and priced up list.
oops...beaten to it by Fo'andles. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:52 pm |
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He's finally come through with the pricing:
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Wooden doors- $84.00 per each
Bunk beds- $46.00 per each
Mattresses- $58.00 per each
Pillows- $6.60 per each
Bed sheets- $12.05 cent per each
Pillow cases - $5.00 per each
Wardrobes- $150.00 per each
Curtains- $12.5 per each
Aluminums windows- $37.5 per each
Paints- $37.05 cent per each
Refrigerators- $500.00 per each
Freezers- $666.06 cent per each
Iron rods-$3,750.00 per ton
Wood- $3.00 per each
Sharp sand- $125.00 per Truck
Roofing sheets-$12.05 cent per each
Ceiling boards- $5.00 per each
Nails- per bag-$20.83 cent
Gravel- per tipper-$150.00
Floor tiles- -$12.5 per pack
Dinning Chairs- $583.03 cents
Dinning Tables- $291.06 cents
Generator (30 – 50KVA)- $41,666.06 per each
Ambulances- $58,333.03 per each
Wardrobes (6ft X 4ft)-$333.03 per each
20 Acres of Land-$666,666.66
Sand-Filling-$50.00 per each
Bags of Cement-$17.00 per each
Building Blocks-$1.66 cents per each
Trucks- $116,666.06 cents per each
Computers-$1,000.00 per each
School Bus-$83,333.33 cents per each
Staff Bus-$66,666.60 per each |
I think I'm going to hold a charity dinner for him, which will of course require a photo. Sound like a good plan? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:17 pm |
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I think he should look around for the best prices on all items, and forward the lists for you to compare, as well as set up a fund raising event. He doesn't appear serious. If he can't do that, you could threaten to buy the items yourself. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:48 am |
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20 Acres of Land-$666,666.66 |
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Staff Bus-$66,666.60 per each |
They are guaranteed to be accursed, no question! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ramsey
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2009
Posts: 241
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:29 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
I think he should look around for the best prices on all items. |
Your company policy required him to get three written quotes with letterheads from three suppliers (and one of these supplier has to be from another country). |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:14 pm |
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You could put the items out to tender, competition rules in the UK require these, and I bet they do in your Country as well. I know of many a baiter at this site who runs a company that supplies just what the good Reverend is after and they'd be only too pleased to supply the goods.
All that Smithy boi needs do is fill out a little bit of paperwork for each item. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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NotPhil
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 479
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:27 pm |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:39 pm |
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He's getting a very good price on his sand and aggregate. I'm putting in foundations for a new stable block next month so can you ask him for the name of his supplier |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Nik Nebber
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2009
Posts: 1
Location: USA
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Thu May 14, 2009 12:02 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu May 14, 2009 12:21 pm |
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^Nik Nebber,
(A) Necro
(B) What exactly were you asking about? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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