Gimme My Mentor!

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

I wanted to know how I can have a mentor?

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:57 am

^^first you have to send $100 via Western Union to Rover, then, if you're really lucky you'll get assigned a mentor at the next 419eater mentees lottery. But don't hold your breath.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:01 pm

Or, as an alternative, you can go here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306 and post a request. Cherrie will get you sorted, but it may take a few days.

In the meantime, read this http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118738 by Nursie, bait safe and welcome to eater.

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:16 am

First, ask really really nice.
Second, ask in the right plce.
Third, send this letter to four thousand people you know (or have email addresses for).
Fourth, read all of the stickys in the forum.
Fifth, Pass the written exam on the above stickys with at least an 85% score.
Sixth, write and essay consisting of at least 10 pages with a minimum of 5 references for each page stating why Mentors are essential to your growth and develoment as a baiter, make 50 copies of the essay and send them one page at a time to your congress person or any local offical.
Seventh, have that official grade the paper.
Eighth, submit the grade to Cherrie so you can be deemed suitable to be lent a Mentor™
Ninth, disregard all of the drivel that I wrote above and Welcome! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:57 am

We recommend you hang around here for a few weeks and read every single thread on how to help yourself. Then hopefully by that time you'll be baiting on your own and we'll get back to you.

Or, be really, really nice and promise to hang around so one of our glorious members will offer their time and services free of charge to give you advice.

Alternatively, we offer you a once off deal of posting every question possible without actually looking and reading any of the information provided.

Welcome to eater - The original and still the best since 2003!

*This post may contain nuts*

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:59 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

*This post may contain nuts*

This entire thread contains nothing but nuts! And I'm one of them, too.
Welcome to Eater. I have no idea what you will actually do, but I do like the essay idea. Cool

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:37 pm

Mr D'Silva,
Just educate yourself about the Forum etiquette and then post in the correct place.
You have an education.
Use it Exclamation

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Please and Thank You normally work quite well... Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

You have such an eloquent way with words, NN. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:53 pm

One more way to go:

Read the forums and start posting. Someone will reply to you. If he/she is good-looking, send a PM. Don't be shy to flirt like crazy as baiters love it. If you are smart enough, you will soon have a mentor and bf/gf in the same person. In the long run, that will save you a lot of time. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:59 pm

What's a mentor?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:52 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

What's a mentor?

It's a kind of role-model who tutors other members in the finer points of baiting. This picture of you and your mentee Jojo should bring fond memories to your mind:

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:40 pm

^^ Which one's which?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:51 pm

Jojo is the one with the tattooed picture of Heidi Klum on his arm. The slim guy on the right.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:04 am

@NORA -