Trouble with translations

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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:10 am

Well this dollie's a bit of a problem, when it comes to the translation.

here's the IP..

Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.142.216.1 with SMTP id o1cs197189wfg;
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Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:57:10 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
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Received-SPF: pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 194.67.23.36 as permitted sender) client-ip=194.67.23.36;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 194.67.23.36 as permitted sender) [email protected]
Received: from [91.144.161.164] (port=34045 helo=localhost)
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for [email protected]; Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:56:54 +0300
Date: Sun, 7 Dec 2008 21:56:53 +0300
From: [email protected]
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v1.53d)
Reply-To: [email protected]
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
To: "Gorden xxxxx" <[email protected]>
Subject: Hello Gorden!!!
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
References: <[email protected]>
<[email protected]>
<[email protected]>
<[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----------6AA4991120E8E7"
X-Antivirus: avast! (VPS 000747-3, 06.06.2007), Outbound message
X-Antivirus-Status: Clean
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And this is a clip from the e-mail,,, It should be read slowly, line by line..

Quote:

Hello road Gorden!!
I am very pleased to receive your letter again!!!.
In this letter I shall tell to you Gorden little bit more about directly me.
I love employment by sports meets. They help to support health and a figure which is not insignificant for any woman.
My hobby - aerobics, volleyball. I visit employment on aerobics two times in one week.
And you love Gorden sports meets? And if you are engaged in sports meets it that?
My favourite gender - Novels and adventures
To this I have been investigated by my mum.
As in me at home not small assembly of musical disks.
I very much like to listen to music and to dance.
I love our Russian executors.
From foreign executors I listen the Madonna.
In its very beautiful songs.
I think, that you interest my character.
I very kind and silent person. I was very difficult for indigestion
It is not pleasant to me when people tell lies. Lie it very much not high quality.
I want to inform you that my favourite color dark dark blue.
If not it I very much animal love. Especially internal.

and so it goes on and on,,, I'm having trouble working out it's name,
Melaninnz, Alleksandra,, or Aleksandra,,

Anyway here's it's picture

It looks a happy little soul..

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:14 pm

reading the letters from lads is quite enough to make my head spin...not sure I'm ready to delve into vlads with their translators....

have one on the line who claims to be an illegal immigrant from mexico living in new york...but the IP addy shows he's in Jamacia...(I just don't see a new york connection connecting in Jamacia)...
He's really difficult to follow - can't even spell Espanol, columbia, or spain...I think not only is his command of english really weak but he's dyslexic...which makes it doubly fun...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 80

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"I very much animal love. Especially internal."

So are you going to ask for pictures of that?

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:10 am

hallo Ivana,

Quote:

reading the letters from lads is quite enough to make my head spin...not sure I'm ready to delve into vlads with their translators....

I find if you reverse translate, [ English to Russian] then reverse [ Russian to English ] You can quite often correct the translation by modifying a few words, here and there until it makes sense

Then if they say they have used a translation service like, BeautyAbroad.com which they will get you to eventualy pay for.

You can send a short e-mail [which they don't read anyway] together with the Russian translation. Which they read, and forget the translation fee.

The Russians and Ukrainians are a different ball game to the Nigerians. Normally after a couple of e-mails, there after money in one way or another, want to marry you, or want to visit.. In some cases you will also get a heap of porn. Mr Gomer has no place in the bait. And if they think there is no chance of cash, they will drop you without saying a word.

It's much more of a Chess game then Nigerian snakes and ladders

Quote:

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"I very much animal love. Especially internal."

So are you going to ask for pictures of that?

I will get to that.. can't rock the boat too soon, It's not discussed having my babies yet.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:58 am

Well it's all grinding on nicely, Without a doubt I'm the only one in her life, In fact I'm probably the love of her life.

I,m getting my share of complements,

Quote:

Hello my dear prince, greetings my lovely Gorden!
I am very pleased, which has received your new letter.
Your letter very much is very very interesting to me!!! I with pleasure
Your letter will answer.

Then we get this,,

Quote:

I want to inform you Gorden, that I very much waited for your letter.
Your letter is filled with honesty and kindness.
You very good and attractive person!!! It is a pity, that we are far apart now.
I think, that I could be the good wife to the husband.

And all that without a photo of "self"

Quote:

Very strongly I wait from you for the letter..... Passionately on you
I miss.... I wish to kiss you.... To embrace.... To be with you
beside.... But while I am am calmed only with letters. I very much ask
you, write to me more likely....

So who knows the Russian word for "PRAM"

There's no doubt about it, Some of us have it and some don't , and we hardly know one another, it hasen't been a month yet, Nearly time I met her mother. Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:58 am

You actually read them?
I "borrowed" a nice lad p@yn3 s@muel and he likes to write like this:

Quote:

Dear Character,

Thanks for your email and re-assurance, at this moment we need to proceed immediately to ensure we round up the transaction in a good time. their was indeed an audit at the bank last week, this audit process is instigated by external factors beyond the control of anybody within the bank.. Official banking practice takes precedence over much we do here so we don’t run foul of guidelines. But I must state that the audit of last week was much to our benefit. I have been able to input your details into the central management software for private banking through and electronic transfer of title mandate (ETTM) before the audit. This means I have imputed your details into the private banking mainframe before the audit and the audit had taken place and our affairs have been given a clean bill of health.. It’s now a fait accomplice. Having passed through the scrutiny of external authorities and found kosher then we are good, very good. There is no greater test for the work I have done that an external one.

The ability to access the management program and undertaking an ETTM means that I have by passed due process. I have been able to put in all your details and affirmed your status. When I say I have bypassed due process I mean that the normal process would be for the title beneficiary to make a series of sworn declarations, come for physical identification and come forward with some notary to get things to fly. This will not be the case for you. I have shielded you from this process. We have crossed the Rubicon and we have crossed it as victors already. Rest assured that all is well.

From this stage where do we go is the question. Well the answer is simple; you await contact from the Barclays bank. That is a process I cannot control. Having done the ETTM, the program will manage the details and transfer it to the admin department for action. The admin department is to initiate contact with you and confirm that they have the right details. It’s not a check it’s just a confirmation so please don’t be worried.

The way I imputed your details, I did it in such a way to make verbal contact with you by admin not necessary, but I think we should be double sure. If at all admin should call you the process flow demands they ask you the following questions (please do not be alarmed, they will never ask you anything other than the below details. I guarantee you that)

Name of deceased: Mrs. Elle Chung
Mother’s maiden name: Miyaki
Last known address: 49, Featherstone Street, LONDON, EC 1Y 8SY UNITED KINGDOM.
Date of birth: 27 July 1940
Age at time of death: 66 years

With the above, when the claims and verification department of the bank calls you, you can reel out this info to them and that’s that.

Please don’t be worried, as I said, there is no absolute fact that you will be called, but if at all you are they will ask you the above questions and nothing else. So don’t be concerned about what story you have to tell them about how come you are related to the deceased. It’s not a variable they ask, they will only act on the details submitted in the ETTM. These questions are what they are employed to ask, in fact, if they ask anything other than these questions, they could get in serious trouble so please believe me when I tell you that we are in control.

There should be questions in your mind about how the funds will be managed and where you are to keep the money. Please don’t fret about this yet. I am in the system, when the time comes I will advise you because I too know you can’t keep this money in your account. We will devise a way to keep this money in a legal and legitimate way without raising eye brows, as at this day the amount left behind in Mrs. Elle's account is £ 4,000,000.00 GB Pounds.

We are moving forward in transparency and trust. I am counting on you to treat me with the trust and respect I have extended to you.

I think you may be contacted before the expiration of a 5 day period, so please be at attention for communication from Barclays bank. Its either they call you or you receive a fax message or a document via courier. So let’s wait and see what they do, but what ever happens, we are in control.

I hope to hear from you soon as we try to formulate the best possible route within the shortest time frame whilst we work in unison. I’ll be patiently awaiting your response.

Sincerely,

All I read was the bold part and wrote him back one line, " Okay, got it, I'll wait for the bank", he keeps coming back with whole pages, no problem for me. If I don't get it right the first time, then he'll have to try again and agian and agian and agian and agian Hey he wants my money, he might as well work for it, just like I do Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:07 pm

I'm baiting this one too. Very Happy

Same letters and photos. It can't seem to get the spelling of it's fake name right with me either. Changes with every letter. So I just call it "Alleksandro". Doesn't seem to bother it. Just keeps plodding along on its script. Though sometimes it becomes mentally unstable. Either it's confusing me with another mark, or it gets confused in it's script. Sometimes it flies off into a rage and accuses me of nonsense… like sending a photo I already sent it, when I hadn't sent it a photo yet. Or accusing me of not being serious. Moi!?! Shocked

Does it do that with you too?

Ivana wrote:

reading the letters from lads is quite enough to make my head spin...not sure I'm ready to delve into vlads with their translators....

You get used to it after talking with some real Ukrainian and Russian girls for a while. Learning a bit of Russian helps too. Wink

Or if you're a guy you can always go "all the way" like me… marry a Russian girl. Laughing

from the Hollow wrote:

I very much animal love. Especially internal.

= "I like pets", just in case you weren't sure. Wink

But since these are (usually male) scammers, and not real nice FSU girls, it's fun to mess with them and make fun of their bad English. One of my favourites is "I want to share my shower with you" = "I want to share my soul with you". Lots of fun to be had with that one. Laughing

weareborg wrote:

So who knows the Russian word for "PRAM"

If you mean "pram" as in "baby carriage" and not as in "Parameter Random Access Memory" Very Happy

, that would be "детская коляска" pronounced "dyetskaya kolyaska" which literally means "carriage for children". Would you like me to tell you how to say "I want you!" to it? Razz

No photos huh? Maybe that's why mine take longer than yours to fall in love… I'm sending them 5-10 MB photos! Twisted Evil

Maybe that's why some of them get annoyed at me and I should stop doing that?… Idea

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:09 am

Bill wrote,

Quote:

You actually read them?

That's a bit unkind, it takes time to cut and paste a reply, And I might miss something vitally important , Wink

so I read every word

koby wrote,

Quote:

No photos huh? Maybe that's why mine take longer than yours to fall in love… I'm sending them 5-10 MB photos! Maybe that's why some of them get annoyed at me and I should stop doing that?…

Bad idea, mine get the photo off "my beloved.net" and that's it, They have to earn another one, and asking for anything including money will earn them minus points. They need to send me photo's, and when they start to take there cloths off, there back on the plus side, then I might send them a little reward, but only a small picture, no point in going over the top.

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