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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:54 am |
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Oh wait, I'm not supposed to count anything. Cats can't count.
I'm so lucky. I got to stick around and post another thousand times.
And it's been quite awhile since anyone told me to shut up.
I think luckey told me yesterday morning...
Thanks, Santa. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:53 pm |
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Who says cats can't count? We most certainly can! How else would we know if the humans gave us what we are supposed to get?
Congratulations on 5000 (although it's more now ). |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:09 pm |
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And it's been quite awhile since anyone told me to shut up. |
Don't push your luck, kitty
Congratulations, now try to double it
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:08 pm |
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Congrats, SHappy
What is strange though that one of your mentees is such a lazy baiter... Check your e-mail and start whipping! |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:32 pm |
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I see you're up to 5006 now SH...
Congrats Merry Christmas From your number one fan |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:55 am |
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Congrats SH. I admire your dedication, your wit (sorry I was only half right) and always enjoy your posts. Keep it up and MERRY CHRISTMAS. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:43 am |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
I think luckey told me yesterday morning... |
Had I realized you were just trying to hit 5k that much sooner, I'd have let it slide.
Congrats! That's a lot of posts, even for a cat. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:41 pm |
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Congrats SH
Did your human manage to wrap all her Christmas presents this year?
WRAPPING PRESENTS WITH A CAT IN THE HOUSE:
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which presents are contained, and close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.
15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don't reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat's enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)
29. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
30. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver's face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present. |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:45 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:11 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:21 pm |
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congrats
of course you could listen to Daisy or follow my daughtes rabbits plan
Chew all wrapping paper
leave owner/feeder to wrap everything in newspaper
watch family trying to swallow idea that its the hip new eco thing to do
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:53 am |
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Thanks for the balloons and the name-calling. It surely helps keep me here, to see all the adulation you bestow on this humble cat.
@Daisy and Nanny - Actually, as soon as the bag of presents came out, I crawled inside and fell asleep for four hours. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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