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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:36 am |
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...cause I justy know he'll be reading this, so lets let home know what we hope to find under the christmas tree tomorrow...
Dear santa, this year I would like a Wii and Dani Minogue.
And world peace...but if that cant be done, the first two will be just fine.
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_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:48 am |
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a lad phrase book
so I don't have to keep saying 'what the f%$k' |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:54 am |
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A pony |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:02 am |
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Dear Santa, please make my flu go away |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:07 am |
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Robert Mugabe to hand over to Morgan Tsvingerai and then drop dead; Maddie McCann to return safe and well; Heath Ledger to get that posthumous Oscar; and Steven Conroy to wake up and can that web censor hobbyhorse of his.
I'll also settle for a first Division Tatts win all to myself and Sophie Monk likewise. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Posted:
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:58 pm |
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For Santa to stop all these women hammering on my bedroom door at night. Its disturbing having to keep getting out of bed to let them out! |
_________________ Just keep me informed...then I can inform on you!
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:29 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:32 pm |
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Rodus wrote: |
Dear Santa, please my my flu go away |
I know exactly how you feel, dude, and my request is the same. I've had it for a week now.
My whole household is down with it and we're thinking of cancelling Christmas and having it in a few days time.
The kids will get to open their presents of course but the thought of picking up wrapping paper covered in snot isn't one that I'm looking forward to.
I was thinking of asking for World Peace and shit like Yastreb has done but bollocks to that. What's the point of World Peace when you've got flu? |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:54 pm |
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I would like my avatar to come to my house. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:24 pm |
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That would mean that she would have to leave my house JoJo, and that ain't happenin! |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:59 pm |
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I would like Jojo's avatar to come to my house also.
I don't think Lotta would mind sharing, do you?
Oh yeah, world peace and all that crap too. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:08 pm |
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If we're going to ask for things like world peace, how about this:
I'd like all the lads to stop scamming innocent victims and just pretend with us. That way we can still have fun, but nobody's losing anything. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:50 pm |
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I hope you and your family get over the flu, Slightly.
And I hope I don't freeze my ass off in the rain, snowblowing my driveway; that is, if the snow isn't so wet by now I'll have to shovel it by hand because the blower gets clogged!
I'm gonna take this out on the lads, for sure!
-Scrooge |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:45 pm |
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I would like my avatar to come to my house
But then again She could be a bit of a handful |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:58 pm |
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@ Slightlyoutofit
Sure it isn’t man Flu
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvWK_EedLU |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:06 pm |
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Dear Santa,
Since you never brought the pony I asked for I am asking for the following:
1. A bestseller book of all our famous Lad quotes; proceeds to go to help the victims of their crime.
2. For my surgery to go well on the 29th and that you invent a non carbonated drink that tastes like rootbeer.
3. A Red Ryder BB gun and I promise not to shoot anybody's eye out.
4. A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year.
5. Lumps of coal (enough to bury them alive) to all the financial people who put the world in a financial crisis.
And, last but not least Peace on Earth and good will towards all except those lads who scam people.
Thank you, Santa!
p.s. I left cookies and soy milk by the fireplace for you. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:59 pm |
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Chibuike wrote: |
A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year. |
I've been here all along.
P.S. I will make you a non carbonated drink that tastes exactly like A&W root beer. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:13 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:50 pm |
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A coffee mug that I don't have from someplace that I haven't been...oh, and for my relatives to stop giving my son toys that make noise (you know I'm just going to disappear the batteries when he is asleep)...and World Peas (with or without mashed potatoes and corn). |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:02 pm |
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On my list are:
Kate Winslet, Nigella Lawson and a maxi size bottle of baby oil.
A 1996 model Epiphone Casino guitar in sea green with the Bigsby Tremolo arm.
A Hawaiian Ukelele.
The Casinos are hard to get hold of in green as they don't make them anymore, so my hopes aren't high.
Kate and Nigella haven't replied to my letters.
I think I've got the ukelele though. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:43 pm |
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A little more genuine compassion, empathy and kindness to and from everyone in the world is on the top of my list.
Next on my list are: Stylish and well fitting clothes that do not need dry cleaning, dried flat or ironing. A never exhausted gift card for the Nordstroms shoe department. Cats with hair that don't shed and instantaneously self cleaning litter boxes. OMG good chocolate with zero calories and fat. For Rodus' flu to go away.
@Mugatu. A few of my friends built a Fender Stratocaster out of parts (using a 1996 body) for me as a Christmas gift this year. It is a beater, but I love it anyway. I'm always afraid of banging up my nice PRS. It is one of the most thoughtful and sweetest gifts I have ever received. Good luck on your quest for the green Casino. John Lennon would approve. BTW, more than 10 letters a month to Kate or Nigella is considering stalking in most countries.
Oh, one more thing I would like is for Harry to take his meds in the right combination and doses. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:53 pm |
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I'm way past the 10 letters stage, but thank you for the warning.
The Casino would just be a nice addition to the collection... I already have a few guitars, my favourite being a very pretty mid 90's Epi Sheraton in blonde. I like the big body f holes, being a bluesman.
It's funny, a lot of people I know have beaters, and they asked me what my "beater" is... truth is I just don't have one. I play and care for all of them equally.
The strat from parts was a lovely idea! Very origina, and I'm glad you love itl! |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:57 am |
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Newdonym hasn't eaten and he's a hongry.
So food is on the top of my list right now, but after that I'm going with a, hugs not drugs tshirt so i can get more hugs from strangers.
That should help bring about the world peace that you bunch of beauty queens all seem to regard so highly.
I'm off for a christmas night ride on my shiny new unicycle. It's even got bells on it. |
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