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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:43 am |
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bummer on the no fire...but it's for the best.
How about substituting a nice ritual dance of some sort? Action in a film is more fun. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:33 pm |
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Dear Hank,
I thank you for the mail and the picture, once again i promise you i will get it done.
Please i will want you to contact Mr. Blofield, the last discussion i had with him he told me he as submitted the forms to the Legal department since then i have not heard from him.
Regards,
Joy
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Dear Mrs. Bello,
It was pointed out to me by our legal department that lighting a fire might not be such a good idea for you - so forget about that part, a non-flammable wickerman will do.
Speaking of the legal department, I was told everything was okay with the forms and they have given the go ahead to Ernst to send the money at any time. I'll have to call Ernst to see what the discrepancy is. I don't like discrepancies. They make my stomach hurt.
Ta,
Hank
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I need to delay a few more days before I start putting her through WU hell, so I'm shaping up for some good old interoffice conflict between Hank and Ernst.
eta 12/16:
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Joy,
I don't know what you wrote to Mr. Scorpio, but I am not happy. He called me into his office and royally chewed me out this morning. He said I was a slacker and that he was very disappointed in me.
I am not happy at all.
-Ernst
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Joy also assures Hank that the wickerman building will be a safe endeavor.
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Subject: No flames
Dear Hank,
Thank you once again for the mail. I will do it without flames i promise.
Regards,
Joy
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:14 pm |
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Joy apologizes for getting Ernst in trouble with is boss:
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Dear Ernst,
I have never said anything bad against you, this was the last mail i sent to Mr. Hank.
Dear Hank,
I thank you for the mail and the picture, once again i promise you i will get it done.
Please i will want you to contact Mr. Blofield, the last discussion i had with him he told me he as submitted the forms to the Legal department since then i have not heard from him.
Regards,
Joy
Please Ernst i am sorry if i have offended you please accept my apology.
Regards,
Joy
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Joy really needs to write back to Hank to clear Ernst's good name at Globex . . . oh and to get that wickerman project going at a faster pace.
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Dear Mrs. Bello,
That's a relief. I would hate for your town to get set on fire or something like that.
By the way, I had a talk with Ernst and told him he really needs to shape up with this whole deal. I told him to get his ass in gear regarding the money that needs to be sent to you. I hope that does the trick. Normally, I'm a very nice boss, the best boss I think. But sometimes you just have to get out the flamethrower if you know what I mean.
Au revoir,
Hank
P.S. Please send me some pictures of how the wickerman project is going. I think the good vibes from that will help the money transfer go faster too. I'm a big believer in good vibes.
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:11 pm |
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Dear Ernst,
How are you coping? hope no problem with Mr. Hank and Please do you get my previous mail, i am still expecting your mail.
Sincerely Yours,
Joy
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Joy -
The answers are: not very well and yes, there is a HUGE PROBLEM!
Mr. Scorpio says it has been all my fault that you have not received your money and that he is "this close" to suspending me.
He said he's even considering terminating me! All I have done is try to be the best Globex accountant that I can be and things were going just great until this whole fun run thing!
I am trying my best to get the funds to you as soon as possible, but I am not Superman. I am going to give Mr. Scorpio a piece of my mind. I, Ernst Stavro Blofield, will not be treated this way!
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If the lad can kill off a fake barrister, the least I can do is fire one imaginary accountant
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Dear Ernst
I can understand the way you feel, I know you are trying your best as an accountant to assist me and i also know that you are not a superman.
But Ernst my own advice is to take things easy with Mr. Scorpio.
Regards,
Joy
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Too late.
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Dear Mrs. Bello,
First off, let me sincerely apologize for the way that Mr. Blofield has been treating you. His delays and unprofessionalism were a stain on the whole Globex corporation and he has now been terminated. I have transfered the responsibility for your funds to one of our top men.
Hank Scorpio
CEO
Globex
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:02 pm |
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Well, it appears the jig is up:
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Dear Hank,
I will be very greatful if you can send the e-mail address of Mr. Blofield. I will like to congratulate him on the role he played in MY BARRISTER DIED. Up to Mr. Ernst Blofied Fired. You know from my own perspective he played a good accountant which i will like to congratulate him once again.
Regards,
Joy
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Oh well.
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Congrats Joy/Frank - on finally learning how to google . . . after 3 months. It was fun while it lasted.
If you enjoyed this correspondence you may want to check out the following tv/movies:
The Simpsons (specifically the episode "You Only Move Twice")
James Bond
Bon Voyage,
Hank
P.S. I bet you feel stupid for wasting 3 months expecting to get paid for a scam. Next time, don't kill off your barrister so soon. |
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
Last edited by Worf on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:48 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Well, sometimes Google is not your friend... |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Location: Germany
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:46 pm |
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Oh no not again ! |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:41 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Nice job, Worf, baiting this buffoon of a lad. It was one of the funniest ones all year. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Arnack
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Dec 2008
Posts: 10
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:23 pm |
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Thanks for providing a good laugh! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Posted:
Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:02 am |
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This thread entertained me immensely, worth it's weight in gold |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:56 pm |
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Dear Hank,
Thank you for the mail.I enjoyed the correspondence and you talked about TV/Movie, i am interested are you talking about Bart Simpson or Simpons?
Regards,
Joy |
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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