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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:02 pm |
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I blame Luckey for this. I called his lad for him yesterday and during the phone call, talked the lad into singing for me.
Now I'm hooked. Today I called a random ATM card lad with an ADPN (accidentally dialed phone number) modality. The lad immediately played along and asked me for money. Of course I agreed to send it right away. We talked for a while and then I asked him, since he loves me so much, if he'd sing for me.
So, here's his singing and the inspiration for a Holiday contest.
Click Here
Make them sing and earn a premium membership.
Rules:
1. Random lads must be called, no fair calling a lad you've already got on the hook. It must be an ADPN.
2. Get the lad to sing and record the call, the worse the singing or the more mangled the lyrics, the better.
3. Christmas songs are preferable.
4. Contest will end Dec 20, with premium membership awarded to the winner, beginning January 1, 2009.
Please post entries here and feel free to comment on other entries.
Happy Calling!
Changed link to one with fewer NSFW ads and pop-ups, stickied topic. -luckey
Well if Putfile wasn't such a PITA, I would have hosted it there in the first place. Thanks. -Ima
You can host it wherever you like, but I think the honest thing to do here would be to just admit that you thought the porn ads would make your thread more popular.
^^ Gotta agree with Luckey there, Bunches. Just 'fess up.
Edit: de-stickied -Ima and, I can't believe you guys did that to my post. |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:10 pm |
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How about a Lad Idol contest with a website and all? |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:20 pm |
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Better hurry then, you got 2 weeks Not done before yet, so if... you have the scoop.
Good luck, Have fun |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:22 pm |
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Great modality, I think someone here was doing that last year. However, this thread is a holiday singing lads ADPN contest. Get on the phone and get the lads singing! |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:27 pm |
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Dan! I recommend Dan. He´ll get any lad to sing Jingle Bells in no time. |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Better hurry then, you got 2 weeks |
Well, maybe next year I'll do my best in this contest though |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:45 pm |
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Well I guess I'll be waving bye-bye to the remainder of my Skype credit! I'm always up for a challenge. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:25 pm |
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So let me get this straight, we have to make a random lad sing?
OK, Game on. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:27 pm |
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Yes, and Christmas songs score more points . . . especially if the lyrics are mangled. |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:40 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:50 pm |
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especially if the lyrics are mangled |
Stanley has got to be a good bet, not beyond the first line though, his memory doesn't seem to stretch further than that.
If anybody wants his number pm me. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:31 am |
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@Inspector - I wouldn't exactly call Stanley "Random." He's a fixture, like a badly leaking faucet. We need some new talent here!!
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eror
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Nov 2008
Posts: 47
Location: Sydney Australia
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:41 am |
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lol!
wonderful. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:11 am |
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I don't need a premium membership, but I do love random lad phone calls... like Just Jane, I think I'm going to be waving goodbye to a good ten quids worth of Skype credit. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:02 pm |
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I dialed this one and forgot to hit record! He sang once and I had to ask him to do it again. It's kind of good because then you don't have to hear all the 'who are you?', 'email me' , 'this is what you have to do' and all the crap they usually say. After I told him I would pay the fee he was asking for he got all happy and was in the mood to sing, I guess.
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/We-Wish-You-a-Merry-Christmas-63'>Click here to watch 'We-Wish-You-a-Merry-Christmas-63'</a>
I don't need a premium membership either. I just like messing with them on the phone. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:24 pm |
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^ "Just one more verse and I'll run right out to Western Union." |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:43 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:31 pm |
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^^Nice! Very funny.
@ Just Jane: I love yours too.
If anyone needs to clip off all of the whining, excuses and MTCN requests from their clips, there's a pretty good freeware editor HERE.
If you try to save as an MP3, it may tell you you're missing a codec. No big deal, google whatever is missing, drop it into the plugin folder, and show it were to find it. You'll only have to do that once. |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:32 am |
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I just got off the phone with Mr. Kut3. He lives in Burkina Faso and I called him at 1:00 a.m. his time. We talked for a bit and I asked him to sing me a Christmas song to cheer me up (Mr. G0mer just stole my money a second time on Friday! ). He did a few seconds of Jingle Bells but I wanted more. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Christmas stylings of Bamb@r@ Kut3 as he performs "O Come All Ye Faithful" (his choice):
O-Come-All-Ye-Faithful
I think he got about 3 words and hummed/mangled the rest
Also, an additional note on this lad. Just Friday after I sent more money to scammers (that weren't him) he sent me an email with the subject "dont ever write me again in your life" and now he's singing to me. Splendid!
Edit to add: I just re-read the rules and noticed that it must be an ADPN. Shucks. If I won I was going to be giving away the Premium Membership anyway, and the fun I had getting him to sing was well worth it! |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:15 am |
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I really need to get a phone for my lads
Great contest idea -- funny entries |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 18313
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:36 pm |
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This was supposed to end yesterday, but due to lack of entries and RL stuff, I'm extending this until Dec 24, 9:00 pm EST.
Call a lad! |
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archer
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Dec 2005
Posts: 152
Location: Strongbadia!
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:58 pm |
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I found this lotto lad in the surplus forum http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154477
I got him to sing the first 3 lines of jingle bells and that's it. It doesn't come close to Ima's song, that was pure mugu gold!! This guy goes by Jerry Jones, I should have asked him about his new billion dollar stadium and why he can't produce a football team capable of winning a playoff game!
I get him to sing at about 1:45 or so. I apologize for the bad audio quality, not quite sure how that happened...
http://www.supload.com/Jingle-Berrs-download-5YTNnm.html |
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spot
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:31 pm |
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This call was made to help out another baiter prop up his bait and I wasn't comfortable talking to the "Ladett" as she sounded that she had been pressurised into taking a call by a Paster-Lad. So I turned my attention back to the Paster and asked him to sing.
I haven't edited down the first part of the call ...which was the main reason for the call. So we have a short sing song after about a minute.
http://media.putfile.com/the-paster-sings |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:25 am |
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Well done Spot, archer and bluthbanana.
I loved all of the calls, but the rules were for calling a random lad (not part of a bait), so only a couple of the calls qualified.
Congratulations to the winner, Just Jane! |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:38 am |
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I only have k-7 to do calls on at the moment...
When I try to retrieve my voice mails it's in a cell phone extension...so it won't play in my players...
does anyone know a way from k7 to change my settings to something like mp3, or wav file?
Is there free software that will convert them? |
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x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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