What is the deal with Gomer?

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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:27 pm

I keep hearing ab0ut G0mer, wh0 ch0ps the d0llar and d0es all kind 0f things but I d0n't really kn0w wh0 he is 0r where he came fr0m?

Is he a member fr0m here wh0 used that name and specialised in d0llar ch0ps 0r was he a real scammer wh0 ch0pped d0llars 0r wh0 was he and where did the term 'G0mer' c0me fr0m?
I'm always hearing that name but I don't really know where the name comes from or anything about the origins of the term 'Gomer'?

I'd love to know more about the background of this elusive character and where the term comes from? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:43 pm

Mr. G0mer is the most feared person in lad-land. He has the ability to steal a scammer's money, no matter what safeguards are put in place. Stories include him disguising himself as a woman, using the siren's song to lure an oga across borders and into police stations and tattoo shops. He is no danger to baiters, but deadly to scammers.

I also hear he makes a delightful omelet.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:56 pm

I have heard on the grapvine that Mr. G0mer did something terrible to someone's chickens and chopped a dollar here and there. An illusive yet effective Scarlet Pimple.

He did however help out my Mom once with a difficult knitting pattern.

Long before I was born I must add and whilst my Dad was overseas sorting out some Princess's Billion dollar inheritance.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:27 pm

From what I hear, Mister Gomer has the ability to lure other scammers into a single legendary Western Union office in Lagos where they are dragged in, on production of the wrong MCTN, to a back room that is fitted out with the very latest torture instruments.

Death is not quick. It involves a combination of super heated barbed wire, vinegar, salt, ground glass, a speculum, a set of gynaecologists rupture instruments, and lemon juice.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:32 pm

some say that he dispises yellow lillies

and his new hobby is fly fishing

all we know is hes called the Gomer

^^
Top Gear when they introduce the stig Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:34 pm

It´s too difficult to tell. Personally, I believe he is leading quite a number of lad gangs. He surely is part of a widespread lad community since you meet him everywhere. Only today I got another format in my catcher signed by him. I think he is part of a "network" but no one can tell. Maybe Mr. Pyle can. But then, I think Mr G is already too much part of the 419 lad community to be traced back exactly to where he started from.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:39 pm

On a milder note - Mr G0mer works for many Lads, though they don't know it. When the time comes for payment, Mr G0mer steps up to act as payment officer, cashier, accountant... and the Lads are surprised to find him on the payroll.

Mr G0mer also has many subordinates who work for other Lads, and who selflessly collect the money sent by magas. For some reason, such prompt service is anathema to the Lads.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:41 pm

Read the whole Lotto Lads Caper thread - Idea

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:42 pm

Didn't he kill a check oga recently and take all the money one of your lads was supposed to collect? Particularly nasty affair. If I recall correctly, there were pitbulls involved.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:09 am

Gomer's one of the nastiest minds on Eater. Look up posts by "GomerPyle", and you'll see.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Maybe his name should be edited to G0mer in some of the previous posts...just so he doesn't turn up on google?

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:15 am

I don't see why. Any lad who were to Google this thread would just see our discussion on the most feared, vicious, and unpredicatably screwy character that is Mr. Gomer.

By the way, I heard Mr. Gomer has a deal with Western Union and Moneygram where they allow him to take half to 2/3's of the money that he identifies as headed to another lad. This would explain why so many payments to Lagos go missing.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:21 am

I have dealt with lads in the past where the mere mention of "the Gomer" is met with them soiling their pants and begging me not to contact that evil vile creature.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:26 am

I've heard Mr. G0m3r calls you if you divide by zero

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:41 am

Ack! I just know I'm being stupid here, but I don't quite understand.

I'm not understanding this at all! *cries*

he's clearly a man of mystery but I don't know what all the jokes mean and I don't get what you are saying. I don't understand the gist of the joke here! Embarassed

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:45 am

DaisyDuck,

See my PM (coming soon)..

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:46 am

PM sent.

As I just let you know, Mr. Gomer is the most horrible nightmare to happen to lads everywhere, other than getting honest work.

He has absolutely no quarrel with baiters, as long as we don't get in the way of him chopping small boi's dollars. Wink

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:57 am

I have heard that Mr. G0mer is the owner of WU and MG and that is the reason he is so successful at chopping dolla.

Then again I heard that he has so many incantations that he is impossible to quantify. I heard that he is actually fear in a human form, he permeates the brain of the lads and they are never the same. He also permeates baits and then invades the brain of the lad. It is such a strong event that the lad never forgets it. PTSD is nothing compared to Mr. G0mer.

I also heard that he is right behind me...

...but I am ParaNoid. Shocked

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:10 am

^^

^^

Shouldnt it be PGST Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

This is what an old baiter told me...

Quote:

"He's supposed to be Nigerian. Some say his father was English. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear a baiter tell it, anybody could have worked for Gomer. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Accra. There was a gang of Ghanaians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Gomer. He was small-time then, just running lottery scams, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Gomer. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Ghanaians knew Gomer was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Gomer looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Ghanaian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that scammers tell their kids at night. 'Rat on your pop and Mr Gomer will get you.' But no one ever really believes."

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:42 am

Hey, when it comes to chopping, nine times out of ten G0mer isn't the Usual Suspect, he's the Only Suspect...

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I Have his address and phone number in Lagos. I did post it somewhere but i received a phone call and now i am in witness protection. I have the FBI, EFCC CIA SAS, MI5, James Bond, Maxwell Smart and Austin Powers staking out the safe house incase he finds me.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:22 am

You are a Master baiter . . . errrh I mean baiter Master, you are safe as Gomer is a disease that only inflicts lads.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Are you saying what i think your saying.

that
There are lads out there pretending to be Mr Gomer and try to put fear into the hearts of innocent baiters

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

Wow this reminds me of a movie I once saw I belive it was called the usual suspects? Hmmmm....

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