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Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:58 pm |
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That gets a little creeped out when a lad starts calling them "daddy"?
I've been incredibly lazy with this lad, and now all of the sudden I'm his "daddy"..
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Dear Daddy,
Thank you i am so happy daddy now we have no more problem,Daddy please i will use this opportunity to ask for your permission for you to please allow me to call you daddy because you are a father to me now.
Daddy you will fly to Washington D.C to receive our boxes with our $33,million united state dollars inside them.Daddy the boxes will leave tomorrow to united state and by next tomorrow they will be in Washington D.C daddy the manager told me that they will call you from Washington D.C to inform you the boxes have arrive but daddy you will have to send me your mobile telephone number immediately so i can give it to the manager of the security company by tomorrow when i am with him to give to the diplomat for them to contact you when our boxes arrive Washington D.C i tried to call you today daddy but your number with me could not connect you so daddy please send me your mobile telephone number for me to call you.here is mine daddy +xxxxxxx you can call me at any time thank you daddy God bless you.
Your lovely son,
Pr1nc3 J0hnbull. |
Is this the part where I tell him I have a "thing" for little boys that call me daddy?? |
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JMRazor
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:59 pm |
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They don't use it any sort of "perverted" way -- to them, it's the ultimate sign of respect.
Now as to how you view it.... |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Hmm, well I guess the whole respect part of it is lost on me, seeing as it's been a long time since I was 3yrs old and used that particular word.
Guess I will play along for now and see where it leads. I'm hell-bent on getting some form trophies.
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Dear Son,
I'm afraid I do not have a mobile phone at the moment as I accidentally dropped it in the toilet last week. My cell phone company is sending me a new one, but I'm not certain when it shall arrive.
I will make immediate arrangements to travel to Washington and pick up our funds.
If you like, you can give the diplomats your mobile number and they can call you and tell you where they want to meet me. You can then pass on the message to me and I will go and find them at whatever hotel they are staying at.
Have you begun filling out your Immigration/Visa paperwork yet? It is a lengthy process and can take a few days to fill in the forms properly.
I can get you a copy of the forms and send them to you if you like.
Sincerely
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:05 pm |
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No. You're not the only one. In fact I get blocked by disgust baiting shiteholes who call me daddy, so I slap them hard if they do. Anything but 'daddy' |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:14 pm |
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There was a Lad who called Captain Mal "Daddy", but then:
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I.. want you to know that my father is already dead and I am looking for a father who can claim all my inheritance and take me to your country and take me as your son. |
Mal wasn't pleased and slapped the Lad whenever he used "Daddy".
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I ain't your daddy so stop calling me that, you hear me? |
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Have you got rocks in your head boy? I AIN'T YOUR GORRAM DADDY! So you can stop calling me that because I'm sick of it. |
So the Lad wrote:
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I received your email and understand that you don't want me to call you daddy and is only because my daddy is dead and gone and since you don't want me calling you daddy I will from today call you my friend. |
Fine - but he'd opened that message with "Dear Daddy"...
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If you're not going to call me Daddy, then why the Sam Frick did you call me Daddy again!? |
So what did he do?
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Dear Daddy
I received your email and understand that you don't want me to call you daddy and is only because my daddy is dead and gone and since you don't want me calling you daddy I will from today call you my friend |
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I think I said it before - stop calling me Daddy if you know I don't want you to do that! I thought I'd seen the ultimate boneheads among recruits, but you proving me wrong... |
There was one more message headed "Dear Sir" before he stopped writing. |
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Branwen
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:58 pm |
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Not only am I Daddy, but my 'son' signs off as 'your little boy'.
He is 26 years old. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:15 am |
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It can also be an indicator of a lad too frickin lazy to remember your name...they can copy/paste Daddy scripts without even having to bother personalising them :-$ |
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Phoebe
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:15 am |
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Oh no I would hate that! My son is just learning to talk and he says 'daddy' and 'mummy' and it's the cutest thing ever (to me). The thought of a fully grown man calling me one of those words makes me feel totally creeped out!
I'd feel dirty just hearing him say that! |
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SlapHappy
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:40 am |
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Just wait till you get called "Auntie" too! |
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Ferdinand
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Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:12 am |
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I quite fancy getting one of the 20-something ladettes to start calling me Daddy
It would be even better if I could get a call from one of them. The fun you could have screaming 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY' down the phone appeals to me. |
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Minette
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Dec 2008
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:11 am |
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I've got a Nigerian 'barrister' calling me "Dear Ma" - I assume it's a generic form of address to women, like "Dear Madam"? |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:02 am |
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I say...dont get creeped out...use it to your utmost advantage!!
You've been a naughty boy!! Go to your room! Im your daddy...I said so. Thats why!! |
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:38 am |
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I have a lad calling me "My most superior father" right now. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:48 pm |
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This lad is out of control with the "daddy" crap..
It would almost be comical had I been the one that insisted he refer to me as "daddy".
I count 8 times in this one message alone...
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Dear daddy,
Goodday to you,daddy please don't be angry for the sake of our money with Mr.Al3x in Washington daddy please you will have to go back when your phone number is ready please daddy our $33,million united state dollars is with Mr.Al3x Cooper in Washington daddy please the money has my future hope please daddy don't be angry take it easy daddy i will talk to dr.kw4me the manager here tomorrow about your ticket back to Washington but please daddy have your phone fixed and send me your number so i can call you.
Your lovely son,
Pr1nce J0hnbu11
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
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M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:07 pm |
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dady-lad wrote: |
Your lovely son,
Pr1nce J0hnbu11
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That's disgusting too. And so is his name. Bait him well. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:12 pm |
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This lad is almost too easy.
I've led him and the "security company" to believe that I flew to DC as instructed only to get stranded due to the DC contact guy not answering his phone. Now this lad is apologizing profusely.
I'll post the whole bait in a different thread so everyone can see what I've been doing. |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
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Opps I crapped my pants
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Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:14 am |
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I was a little creeped out by the Daddy thing at first as well |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:12 am |
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I have one calling me "Mum". I think if just means that he is more hooked than if he didn't.... |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:42 am |
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Dear Daddy,
Goodday to you,Daddy if you refused dealing with the security company have no effect on the security company but me,the security company do not know the content of our consignment boxes them as money daddy you are the only person i told,daddy you have my passport and identities daddy please don't do this to me i don't know anybody in unite state to help me,daddy please the manager here told me that Mr.Al3x C00per said he did not receive any email from you or telephone call and you should have call him Dr kw4me on xxxxxx when you were having problem but you did not call him.daddy i can call and talk with Mr.Al3x C00per on this number +xxxxxxx i don't know why you cant get him,daddy Mr.Al3x told me that in united state each telephone discussion is on ready with the network provides and that is why he said you should call him for him to have a personal talk with you or provide a number for him to call you he said their customers must call him or he calls them and daddy i believe if you call him and tell him about the ticket he will agree to pay.daddy please they have our $33.million and if you did not go back to Washington to receive our money i am the person who will run into problem not them or even you but me,pleased daddy.I promise i will pay for your ticket back to Washington but the problem now daddy is a contact number to reach you not the ticket
Daddy please with small money you can buy a mobile phone today and this problem will be solved or you call Mr.Al3x C00per who is waiting for a one on one telephone conversation with you.daddy this is the problem a contact telephone number to reach you even i your son cant call you daddy please save our money remember that the boxes containing the money was delivered to Washington d.c under your instructions.pleased daddy you are a very rich man but for my sake daddy settle the problem by providing me a number to reach you.daddy i pray for you and the family each day when ever i pray for myself thank you daddy God bless you.
Your Lovely son.
Pr1nc3 J0hnbu11.
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SEVENTEEN TIMES!!1!
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DizzySteinway
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:15 pm |
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I think I've gotten called 'daddy' when I was playing a woman... yeah kinda weird. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:01 pm |
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My persona got this once:
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Dear Mum,
Please permit me if I address you as mum in this mail cause you are a mum indeed to me. |
She replied:
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...I am not your "Mum". I'm 23 today (big party tonight with lots of friends). I don't know how old you are but I'm not going to be your "mother figure"! |
So the Lad replied:
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I am just 26yrs old last week |
He never called her Mum again. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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my rl kids grandkids & stepdaughter 9mths to 25yrs call me fossell one of them had a problem speaking and it stuck so now my father inlaw is called dinosoiur because they are older than fossells (think about it ) |
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Ivana
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I have one that called me "wife" every other line (seriously)...
I had told him once before to stop it since we weren't married yet and words were very important to me.
The second time I told him that I kept slapping him (and he got "sad") until he started calling me "lover"...I got angry at that and said that word was reserved for people who are having sex, and we are not having sex yet...
It was a good 2 hour "discussion"....now he is calling me sweetie (every other line)... |
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