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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:51 pm |
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For new readers, some of us have been baiting the lazy but entertaining Dan for over 2 years. He treats me as his Dad, for reasons best known to himself.
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Dan Danino to me 11:48 (2 hours ago)
Hi Dad,
Since you decide not to wish me this i'll do it to you.
Merry Xmas from him that cares,
Dan |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:54 pm |
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Thats when you should make up a holiday...
"Son, we dont celebrate christmas....we celebrate (insert new holiday here) "
"So that is simply why I did not wish it to you." |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:58 pm |
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sniff.....sniff.... I didn't get a card from Dan.... sniff..... sniff |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:04 pm |
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/\/\ When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin.
He's after a present now.
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Hi dad,
Atlist this is Xmas,you don't even know you'll just try and get me even if a football toggs or a jersey just as to know that you really care about that Xmas is coming,if you don't buy me,you tell me what will u lik me to buy for you in Xmas.
Yes thats true,you people are playing Osaka what day is that i guess it was yesterday right?
Hope your soonest reply.
From yours,
Danny |
Hi didn't say please once. I think the record is 28 times in an email.
I've told him I'm in Japan, with Manch3ster Unit3d, and I'm off to bed with my Geisha now. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin. |
Everything looks bad when all you do is focus on the negatives. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:55 pm |
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He didn't send Cinnamon a Christmas greeting .
After all I did for him too, stringing him along, helping him get kidnapped . . . |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:45 pm |
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Ungrateful lad, after all the opportunities, women and cars we have showered upon him. He even whines about me to Ryan Giggs:
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Good,that very nice of you,Roy does'nt evn find chance to e-mail me is that good?
Im really angry with him,he never called nor even emailed me very bad of him,he nether cared so hw about you and the Queen is worth hearing,
I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club,just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest.
Tell Roy to call me or e-mail me.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Dan |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:25 pm |
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Dan is so needy, clinging, and ungrateful. How can Daddy stand it??
He's such a glutton for punishment; what a pet. |
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:25 am |
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I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club, just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest. |
Maybe he should hear about the 2 new signings coming in January. He can go tell all of his friends that the 2 new Hush, Hush signings will be Nigerian internationals John Obi Mikel (Chelsea) & Obafemi Martins (Newcastle). These 2 new players will be brought in at any cost in January as replacements for Ronaldo who is moving to Manchester City for 55 Million GBP and his wages will be 1 Million GBP per week.
This is very secret and that he mustn't tell anybody or even attempt to bet on it. Imagine what would happen if word got around about this.
We all know that newspapers would pay a fortune for a sporting exclusive like that so he mustn't tell anybody. |
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seminal
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 73
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:47 pm |
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^^^
The same John Obi Mikel who joined Chelsea FROM Man United?
I like it - he's so stupid he will buy it hook, line and sinker. And hopefully have a bet on it too! |
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:03 pm |
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Even better if he gets his friends to have a flutter on it also, that should make him really popular. |
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