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 Mid-Life Crisis

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Wile E. Coyote
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't have a midlife crisis.......well past that. But I did go and buy an old Maserati to celebrate....Now just have to finish a refurbishment of it.
Keeps me out of trouble and money..... Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cathartic Kate wrote:
Maybe I could sit on your lap awhile to make sure your (ahem) important body part is functioning OK?


If HH doesn't take you up on that offer I will Wink lol


Happy Birth Day HH happy crowd clapping Dancing Banana beers!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

My services are exclusive and guaranteed to raise at least a smile, but I reserve these services to those celebrating a legitimate birthday and suffering provable body part failure.

Kindly send me your Birth Certificate and full list of bits that are malfunctioning along with medical records ect. I will give your case full consideration.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well im young and sadly everything is working just fine Sad hah

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday HH/PVJ!

Well, I got my midlife crisis still waiting for me, but I don't plan anything motorbike-related. My plans involve skydiving and stuff like that.

@Kate: Is there a way to get this explained as a medical treatment? Otherwise my wife might object...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

The day that your wife doesn't object you are beyond my ministrations and medical proceedures become superfluous.

Try saying that sober!

<thinks> Am I becoming a threadwhore?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I don't even understand what you're trying to tell me. And I only had one beer.

And I think that you're close to qualifying for the custom tag "forum whore", saying this in the best of all possible ways...

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"..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."

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