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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:10 am |
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Ms Monica has been trying in vain to send me my bank draft.
3 trips to WU had problems.
I asked her for her office contact details so I could (abuse) call her.
She sent her office address...
So I responded with...
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Hi Monica,
We have a DHL Gold account.
I have just dispatched DHL to your office address to collect the
bank draft.
Have it waiting and ready for when the DHL agent arrives.
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Monica's response...
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You are a ugly hillgoat!!!!!! |
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WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:03 am |
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Actually, I think you're seriously cute...
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:33 pm |
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That was definitely uncalled for! She has a lot of 'splainin' to do, Missy! |
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Ab5olutD
DB Please!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 445
Location: Chotisland
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:35 pm |
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+1 |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:33 pm |
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Hey...the operative phrase was "ugly hillgoat."
That goat is damned cute and looks like a big pile of sweet marshmallows.
If there are some long eyelashes on the baby, I may just melt into it myself. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 pm |
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That's not a goat, that's sheep. Sheesh, people. |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Posted:
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:44 pm |
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That is the funniest costume I think I have seen |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
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Last edited by Opps I crapped my pants on Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:58 pm |
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I was thinking that as well.
Very creative until I noticed that the guy basically had to stand in 1 place all night long due to his inability to walk with his pants at his ankles.
I guess the marshmallow sheep also served as a urinal... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:41 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAH! That is one of the best insults ever! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:58 pm |
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Great insult, I'm not sure about its worth as a description above your avatar though.
I was going to ask what the guy in the sheep costume does when his bladder's full, but there's just so many possibilities. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:25 pm |
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Insults worthy of a custom title should be cherished - and adopted. This Demented Opportunist certainly thinks so... |
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altais
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Dec 2008
Posts: 26
Location: Draco: Right ascension: 19h12m33.30s; Declination: +67°39'42.0"
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:51 pm |
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Ignore her. You're a very attractive hillgoat and your parents love you very much. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Posted:
Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:56 pm |
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What an interesting thing to say... did you say you were located in Alabama, by an chance? |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Posted:
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:07 am |
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Nothing wrong with a little Hillgoat action |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
X22
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL |
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