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HitchHiker
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Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:58 am |
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I have been going through a mid-life crisis for about 5 years now.
During that time I have changed my family saloon car for a much more sporty model, I have suffered depression and all that goes with it, I joined Eater (obviously a good sign), suffered body part deterioration, changed my Eater name from Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (PVJ) to a more manageable HitchHiker - mainly so that I could make use of other Avatars without losing logical connections.
And on top of that, today I renew my subscription to the OYO Club.
Happy Birthday to all the others that have also renewed, or are about to renew their membership!
I just love this place.  |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Sounds painful. 
I recently dug up a load of old Scalextric track and set it all up in the loft.
Did you know you can make it digital now and have up to six cars on one lane? Luckily I have more than enough mates to make up the numbers. We drink beer and bicker over who gets to be Lewis Hamilton.  
I was thinking of getting a motorbike, but commonsense prevailed so I can't have it that bad. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:28 pm |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:31 pm |
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Sorry to divert this thread off its natural course but
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| Did you know you can make it digital now and have up to six cars on one lane? |
just seemed to be the most pointless capability - definitely in the "Why?...because we can" category.
Unless you can get big rigs for Scalextric these days (and like C W McCall on the hifi).
Now back to "big bikes for bald guys" |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:44 pm |
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/\/\ I guess with big rigs and & lots of cars in one lane you can now have realistic scale traffic jams.
I still have the Harley I bought for my mid-life crisis, best thing I ever bought, and had promised myself since I was 14. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:57 pm |
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| changed my Eater name from Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (PVJ) to a more manageable HitchHiker |
I wondered who you were!  |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:13 pm |
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^^^
I guessed it was PVJ as his sig line still calls for "Vogons against 419" - I guess that should be "Betelgeusians against 419" now
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:56 pm |
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OYO Club.
One Year Older Club. (It was my subtle way of announcing my birthday) |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:13 pm |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:47 pm |
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Happy Birthday Hitch.
I hope you survive your midlife crisis. I'm old and realize that I was very, very lucky to survive mine. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:03 pm |
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Happy birthday PVJ or whoever you are these days! (I had wondered who the hell you were to start with!)
If it's any help, I used to have 2 or 3 grey hairs in my chest hair. Now I can no longer count them, there's so many.
My head hair is long gone, and what's left is pretty grey. (Though not quite as grey as Windypops just yet).
I feel your pain. |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Though I miss PVJ, I will get used to the HH avatars. Happy Birthday HH  |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:03 pm |
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Happy Birthday HH
You poor thing, sorry to note you're suffering body part deterioration.
Maybe I could sit on your lap awhile to make sure your (ahem) important body part is functioning OK?
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:14 pm |
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OYO Club.
One Year Older Club. (It was my subtle way of announcing my birthday) |
Ah .. .. I got no further than 'on your own'
Many happy returns! |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:17 pm |
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HH That sounds like a great birthday present from CK as long as she is sitting with her back to you. |
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F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:07 pm |
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Happy bday HH.
I had a feeling you changed your name by seeing the Vogon note in your sig line. |
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Bomber Harris
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2008
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Location: Crossing the channel
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:28 pm |
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I'm looking forward to my mid life crisis. A motorbike is on the shopping list. I just hope I'm not as stupid as I was when I was 19!
Happy birthday Hitchhiker! |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:02 pm |
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Happy Birthday, HH!  |
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:43 am |
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I'm in the middle of my mid life, already fallen off my bike  , I was considering a hair transplant too  but my wife has persuaded me to loose weight, go to the gym and shave my head so that I look like Ross Kemp (she's got a thing for him) 
Happy Birthday HH |
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Corona
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:16 pm |
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http://www.rosskemp.co.uk/
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:47 pm |
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I'm glad you have an easier name now! |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Not going to go through that mid life thing just going to stay young at heart now iv got to find that patch stuff in the shed so i can patch my kite and my mates kite 
And my boys are not aloud any were near my VMAX1200  |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:52 pm |
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i didnt see a problem with Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz
apart from the poetry
but then again I dont have airlock handy
I intend to wait a few years before decalring a midlife crisis
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