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Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

I have heard nothing for almost a week now

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:35 pm

I hope he supercharged his phone Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:37 pm

this is a strong possibility ^^^^^^

I hope not though lol or then he is really screwed

edit: Fat fingers = bad spelling

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:17 am

Our lad may be travelling, however, he has not checked his email since Saturday. My assumption that he is in Abeche still and no longer has the money to go to the cafe. Life is probably pretty bleak for him right now, much like the refugees he thought he was stealing charitable donations from.

Ah the delicious irony. Laughing

Now if I can just find another lad to travel to one of the worst places on earth. Our lad went to the border of the 4th and 2nd worst places according to this site: http://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/25/the-three-worst-places-to-live/?pagemode=print

Congo or Somalia anyone?

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

Is this how they usually end? I was hopeing for a little more begging. I was also hopeing to drag it through Christmas.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:30 am

From one of my favorite poems and my favorite poet:

Quote:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

I'm about ready to wrap it up with this lad by the end of the week. Unfortunately, it seems that perhaps soon his suffering will come to an end. He'll either somehow get a ride home, not sure how, or be destined to spend his life in Abeche. Remember, he probably wasn't well liked back in Port Harcourt after he got so many bank accounts closed and got people to pose for pictures with the promise of a big payday. Unlike Adamu, he doesn't seem to be a very accomplished scammer and certainly doesn't have much of a network.

I'm busy working up a plot and devising some ASEMs to get another lad into our hands.

However, if Danny boy does answer his email and will go to the WU in Abeche, I have one last surprise waiting for him. It won't be pretty, I promise that.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:53 am

HE PICKED UP THE PHONE IM CALLING BACK

Long one folks with a little Un faith like language

Hel left abeche unfourtunatly right when I show up Smile

So WARNING!! RATED R BAD LANGUAGE

http://www.mediafire.com/?mndh55mtwdz

its about 15 mins long HOLD ON! youll get what that means when you listen

let me upload it its a biggie

Listen to all of it there is a lad apology at the end Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:22 am

Great call. Maybe you could have pointed out more specifically who's fault this all is Laughing

I loved you mentioning looking and asking for 'Dan' in Abeche, when it actually was the Senior paymaster general financial officer something you were supposed to meet there, and he didn't get into that at all.. Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:54 pm

So he's going home huh? Pity, we were just about to send the money.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:38 pm

HaveFaith wrote:

Hel left abeche unfourtunatly right when I show up Smile

Certainly he will be disappointed to see that you actually took pics of the cafe as well.

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/directioncyber.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/client.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/employT.JPG

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:41 pm

It seems that our lad still has the glimmer of hope in his voice. I wonder if that means he's ready for another trip to another hellish location?

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:14 pm

@SSA

He mentioned his next assignment from his foundaition, he was heading out to Congo.

Maybe you could work somthing in I mentioned I could possibly meet him there but he said he was going to e-mail the rev. however I didn't get the rest because I kept cutting him off. lol

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:27 pm

I sent him an upset message from the reverend letting him know that the church was looking for someone else. I told him we wanted someone who could follow directions.
Let's see what he says when he gets home.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:46 pm

Well done for getting him to admit it was his fault. It beats me why these Mugus go on safari without their phone's charger. Rolling Eyes

Hold on, hold on, hold on... no wait... damn, forgot what I was gonna say now. Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 pm

Interesting call. The frustration level is playing up nicely. It is going to be toughto get the lad to leave Nigeria for a while (I don't think he had a very good time Rolling Eyes

). There is still a pile of cash out there: A large chunk in Abeche and, by now, a similar amount collected around the world that is ready to send to the foundation. I am nowhere near ready to start WU delaying tactics (which usually indicate the endgame).

How about we move the cash back to N'djema once he is established in Nigeria? This could be a show of faith that we are willing to meet him half way.... When he arrives the money could be back in Abeche (of course). We could back up with the pictures of the cafe in Abeche to show where the pastor's nephew is waiting...

Just some thoughts....

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

That call was great " Its all your fault" It really was his fault for showing up 5 days late in the first place.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:45 pm

I just listened to the call. Nice job.

You need to call him out. Tell him that being in Abeche for a week is weak.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:23 pm

I think he was there almost two weeks but lost track of time with all of the fun he had. I wonder if he got to go to the waterpark?

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:35 pm

If you guys could get him tot he Congo you would be the cat's ass. That would be so hilarious!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:04 pm

Quote:

I sent him an upset message from the reverend letting him know that the church was looking for someone else. I told him we wanted someone who could follow directions.

If he starts playing coy when he gets back home, we could re-introduce Bello Afolabi, who can follow directions... Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:28 am

I'm still trying to get a couple more lads on the hook, just in case our lad doesn't want to go. I'm specifically targetting charity scammers for this one although if they fall for the TW4T modality, i'll take them too.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:32 am

I have a lad who just started building his Tw4T pyrimid yesterday Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 am

Excellent, excellent. Next stop, Congo. Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:27 am

this lad that I am using the tw4t modality on is from gahna maybe a meet up in the congo.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I am sorry, but I must e-mail D@n to let him know that my 150k will be directed to more deserving causes unless he immediately does what the reverend asks of him; my financial advisor can no longer wait.

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