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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:26 am

I'm not sure why Sam's unhappy, this time I waited until 5AM to call instead of 2AM. Confused

EDIT: just tried once more and got a message saying "the person you are calling is unreachable at the moment." Oh well, I guess he turned off his phone. Tomorrow's another day. Or night, as the case may be.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:41 am

Whatever this means....

Quote:

Sam.

If u know what is Osu so u re . fuck off.

This was from a gmail account so I don't where he hails from. Tonight's ASEM will be the same Lagos insult. I gotta get at least a Nigerian response one of these times!

The mass mail of Sam's picture is getting to be part of my nightly routine now. Kinda like brushing my teeth. Laughing

Being since you knew of a victim of his makes this routine even more satisfying. I'll keep at it.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:28 am

I'm sure he's the laughing stock of Lagos by now. I too am making it part of my nightly routine and I also plan to work him into a later role as a minor member of a chop gang.

Yeah, as if he didn't already have enough reasons to be hated, I'm adding more.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:07 am

@Just Jane and SSA: did I mention I love you guys (in the gender-inclusive meaning of the term)? But in a non-icky way, I mean. Wink

I'm sure Sam loves you too. But in a very icky way.

EDIT: I just realized I had forgotten Sam's middle-of-the-night wakeup call. My bad. Embarassed

So I just called him now, 6:15 Lagos time. He sure sounded groggy. Oh, and unhappy after I called him a bastard. His day is off to a good start.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:48 pm

Someone seems to be fond of Sammy's work and has received the goat picture I've sent out before:

[email protected]

Quote:

YOUR DISGUSTING BITCH..BEFORE WE WATCHED YOU FUCKIN A GOAT..ARE U STILL A HUMAN BEING...?

[email protected]

Quote:

u b fool. go and continue guy job and let me teach u how to do it instead of 1000 fucking gay job.

[email protected]

Quote:

GO SUCK YOUR PAPA....SUFFER HEAD...

If someone has his personal email address, could you PM it to me? I'd like to continue to turn the screws on this lad.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:14 pm

This thread still attracts new readers, so if you're one of them and want to join in making Sam miserable for being such a mysoginistic and arrogant little turd, please feel free to do so. You can get copies of the pictures by emailing "[email protected]" (swap the zero for an "o") with the subject line "419eater-nsfwformat". You'll get an autoresponder mail you right back with links, if it hasn't arrived in mere moments, try again and get your spelling right. It's worked for many dozens of people, it'll work for you.

Be aware the pictures are *icky* in the extreme, hence this complicated opt-in to get them. The only constraint on how you use them is that you must contribute in whichever way you feel fit to getting the pics out into ladland, especially Lagos and area.

It's not pretty, you've been warned. Oh yes, oh yes, you've been warned.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:26 pm

This thread has been mentioned on other sites not related to baiting. So we may be getting readers and possible new baiters from that too. The response has been overwhelmingly positive.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:47 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

The response has been overwhelmingly positive.

Overwhelmingly positive...that's what Sam thinks, right? Wink

Autoresponder has fired off another half-dozen times since my last email, so hopefully we're getting some new faces interested in the sport Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:44 am

Another round sent out to about 500 fresh lad addresses. One day, one lad or two is going to get sick of this and travel to meet Sammy. The outcome will most likely be a win-win situation.

Think of it as agitating a couple thousand already unstable atoms in a nucleus. The end result is almost always explosive.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:22 am

Which format are you sending out? Is it one in which Sam is actively soliciting "partners"?

He wasn't happy with tonight's wake up call. One of these days he's going to have to ditch his phone. Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:26 am

He he. I was disappointed in the lack of response from yesterday's mails so I sent a big load of 1000 tonight.

Edit: to answer your question Juan, I've been changing up between Sam soliciting partners, G0mer sending his boyz the picture to laugh at, and Sam insulting people in Lagos

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:31 pm

I've been sticking with the solicitation ones and firing back some insult scripts to the lads who do respond. There have been a few that were actually interested in Sam's "services" so he could be busy with that unwanted attention.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:58 pm

Well I've just seen them finally, all I can say is what awesome photoshopping guys!!!!

In the photos depicting the two lads could it be altered in such a way for our lad to be in the submissive position? Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:44 am

A couple responses today, only one worth publishing:

[email protected]

Quote:

Men i am not an Hormo ok....You need to look for an Hormo...pls stay off..i am a big name Scammer in south africa and i have too much money....and living big....

And a fresh batch on it's way out. Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 19

[Lad Hug] Poor Sammy [/Lad Hug]

Phew. Now that tha's out of my system, I have an idea. We should make lad profiles in like a secure wiki site. Any time that lad resurfaces, the baiters can add information to the wiki (pet peeves, who chopped his dollar etc). That way, the abuse can be somewhat systematic. Imgaine having a picture, location, and other past activities about a lad before baiting him. Also imagine knowing who has chopped his dollar in the past. Also imagine pretending to be the lad and chop other lads dollars with his ID and sending photoshopped mocking pictures of him? It will probably get the lad murdered Twisted Evil

We can develop like lad MOs on that wiki and if an MO emerges again, we can keep adding to the wiki until we have enough to forever destroy him Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:34 pm

I've been doing something similar to that on my favorite lads, just on a very small scale.

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:36 pm

Oh dear, it seems that Sammy has upset a few people. This is from today's mailing.

[email protected]

Quote:

LOOK IF I DEAR RECEIVE THIS KIND OF EMAIL AGAIN IN MY BOX, I WILL SWELL FOR YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION,

BASTARD

FOOL

Seems like this one wants to give Sammy some publicity:

[email protected]

Quote:

YES,

I HAVE SUBMITTED YOUR PICTURE AND CONTACT DETAILS TO THE PRESS AND MY TOMORROW MORNING THEY WILL PUBLISH EVERYTHING WITH POSTERS AROUND SURULERE ADDING YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND PICTURE FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW HOW GRAZY YOU ARE.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I just sent them something back implying Sammy would violate their father with a goat. Game on! Laughing

I have also tied Sammy in with this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1280229#1280229

His life is about to get much worse.

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:34 pm

I sent out a string of solicitation emails over the weekend, with pictures, but have only had one response so far:

Quote:

Your mama yansh.. Ogun go kill u 4 anywhere wey u dey...

Meanwhile it appears Sam has learned to shut his phone off at night. My wakeup call didn't go through. Sad

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:16 am

oopsie, I think someone may be giving our lad a call :

Quote:

Do you know you are a fool? Any way , my guys in 9nijar will get you on your phone and then you will see my actions , just look back and find your killing .

I guess Sammy's new penpal will be getting back the sheep picture now. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:27 am

Sweet. I wonder who gets to Sammy first? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:12 am

funkymonkey wrote:

make lad profiles in like a secure wiki site.

Anything that pools information and causes more chaos is great in my book - have you tried setting one up and seeding it with starting points? I may be able to help.
There may be a downside though which would be as lads run so many addresses and formats that relating lads info to the right lads would be tricky (although we could use IP addresses as a starter for those who share cafes!)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:41 am

This particular bait is turning into a full time job for SSA... Love it! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:56 am

I was spending quite some time on this one lad but he seems unhappily streaded there, I just don't see how he's getting home. However, if there's a will, there's a way. I'd like to see him go through one more round of hell before he manages to crawl back home. Not like he's going to be exactly welcomed back anyhow, especially with the lost bank accounts, one of them being his own. Laughing

In the meantime, I'm busy rolling my snowball of lies down the hill, hoping to stick as many lads to it as I can before it hits the snowplow in the street.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:39 pm

I'll have to return this warm greeting with another one Twisted Evil

:

Mr Kenneth Woods:

Quote:

i have warned you not to contact my box again, or else i will send people in Lagos to trace your phone number and your address in mabo and i promise you will not see the next day.

if you want to lose your life try me, i will not hesitate to take your life, as you are a dirty and evil cause to your family.

Your name is samuel which is a Godly name, but you are surely going to hell fire for what you call your job, i wish i can see you so that i will slice off that your irritating penis.

You are not ashamed that you survive by homosexuality which is not a Nigerain culture, shame on you and your entire evil family.

I will send your information to area f police station alagbon close where my officer friend shall personally trace you to your house or through your number.

MAY THE HOLY GHOST FIRE BUIRN YOU TO DEATH AND YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL FOREVER. YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN A FEW DAYS TIME, I SHALL USE EVRY CONNECTION I HAVE IN LAGOS TO DEALK WITH A POOR AND EVIL FOOL LIKE YOU, WHO WANT TO CORRUPT OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS, AS SOON AS I ARRIVE LAGOS ON THE 20TH, I WILL MAKE IT MY DUTY TO TRACE AND END YOUR DIRTY AND SINFUL LIVE BECAUSE YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE ANY LONGER.

IDIOT.

Graham Hamson:

Quote:

you are a fool

juliet john into my G0mer account:

Quote:

MR GOMER OR WAHATEVER YOU CALLED YOUR SELF IS LIKE YOU DEY MAD 0000000000000000 BECAREFUL OR IKENGA AND NJABA WILL KILL YOU 00000000000000

Edit to add one more:
James Ferguson (no idea what this means!):

Quote:

wen u wan big up?????????????

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:52 pm

Mr. Woods has already responded to me once before, now he really sounds mad. Keep at it.

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