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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:00 am |
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Dont blame me for dressing up the poor cat
My eldest bought the outfits and the youngest puts them on.
I'm sure its just co- incindence that the cat flings himself out the windows
He does get his revenge, toes are pounced on in the middle of the night and hairs shed on clothes
The hills in the background of the picture are the Eildons, the viewpoint is called Scotts view, its between Melrose and Dryburgh where Sir Walter Scott used to stop and admire the scenery.
The river Tweed in down behind me there |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:26 pm |
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^^That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
Thanks to insomnia I get to flick around the TV channels all night long saying "that's crap, that's crap, jaysus that's shite" etc etc. Every now and again it's possible to stumble over a gem of a tv show, such as Hill Street Blues. In the most recent episode the SWAT guy was asking the blondey one to join his Emergency Action Team and she replied something along the lines of "Oh I've always wanted to be an Eater"
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Nanny: Your cats are cute Any of them tried to stand on a bird table with a piece of toast balanced on their nose? And I see there's not much snow on the Eildons, think there was a bit on the Cheviots.
Everyone else: Re Gamers. L33t talk and txt tlk annoys me in games, though I'm a forum RPer and not a Wow fan. Mind you, being a girl who likes a lot of stuff that men like is weird as well. The first wrestling game I joined, I got three marriage proposals within the first week.
Even now, people think I'm weird for liking wrestling...
You can all point and laugh now.
I'd better not tell you about pokemon then |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:52 pm |
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If you were male over the age of 14 I'd say get out of that closet! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Hi! I'm new here. Can someone tell me what a postwhore thread is? |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:28 pm |
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^^^^^
Harry,
After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that? |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:29 pm |
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^^^
I googled it, and rather wished I hadn't.
Attentionwhore (image) is ok if parental controls are off.
This thread is brilliant, nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon somewhere.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:33 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
Harry, After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that? |
No, I'm still there. It hurts to move. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:37 pm |
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^^^^^ They say if it lasts more than four hours you should seek immediate emergency medical help. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:07 pm |
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^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911? |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:19 pm |
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nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon |
No howling. Due to global time differences, someone somewhere will have a hangover. As it's evening here, that person is not me. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:38 pm |
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Cant see the moon for the clouds
< shakes fist at clouds >
can I howl anyway? quietly?
OK
how about I just write it on a bit paper like the shy banshee in Discworld? |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:08 am |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911? |
If they have to send airlift medivac, you will make it as breaking news on CNN.
Go for it. Just be ready for a lot of questions. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:25 am |
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They'll have to suspend him from the helicopter. No way that's going to fit on the stretcher thing. Unless they have a tree doctor on board with one of those noisy watchamacallits.... ah chainsaw! That's the word! |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:40 pm |
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I must have missed that post, JMR. Do you have a linky? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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Issac to Chad
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:31 pm |
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I find it insulting of accusing me of writing that JMR is my favorite mod.
Where's the evidence to support this claim? |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:14 pm |
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JMR Wrote:
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Everyone on Eater wrote: |
I don't think that you are being singled out, root. He's saying that we ALL love him more than the other Mods. That's just silly. There is no way that can be true. I wonder if he will now put up a poll?? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:19 pm |
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^^ But if everyone wrote it then I demand to see where I, specifically, pointed out that I personally think that JMR is great.
I do not remember stating this anywhere, but although sometimes I post under the influence of alcohol I wish to be pointed to the post where I did state this, even though intoxicated by beer this statement would be absolutely void anyway. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:56 pm |
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Nobody likes Razor and he is a psuedo mod. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 pm |
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Being a Mod, as you know, I can hack into all your PMs and based on a scientifically significant sampling of those emails, I can safely state, with a 0.0% margin of error, that Everyone considers me the best Mod -- despite the (statistically insignificant, namely 3) responses in this thread to the contrary.
Some of you like to act tough in public, but in private, your adoration of me comes out in a variety of ways. To wit:
Jojobean wrote: |
I just finished crying today for the 2nd time. Why won't JMR just show me a little love?? Just a few soothing words and I feel like I can do anything. Oh well, I'll send him another email today and see if I can't get him to post some more in my baiting threads. His approval means everything to me. |
--- November 23, 2008 PM from JoJo to YW and Prof. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:49 pm |
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^^^
When you listed erotic fantasies as a hobby of yours, I did not realize that you meant you WROTE them. I just thought you like to read them. That's a big imagination of yours there Razor. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:52 pm |
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Hope you are not hacking into my PMs to Spudz. Not that I have ever sent any, sober or otherwise or discussed any kinky or deviant sexual acts.
Proberably definately!
Razor is my top mod (nudge, nudge, say no more) |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:38 pm |
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I, for one, believe that jojo wrote that pm, even though Razor is not my favorite mod. Ima and I have a "special" relationship. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:33 am |
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If you have: how come Ima hasn't provided you with a new custom tag 'giant prick' to go with your avatar yet? |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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